When it's hangin' low after a shower. .. Does your cock hangs low ? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie ii in a bow? Can you throw it o'er your shoulder Like a continental  Elephant wiener dangle floppy
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#3 - Byte (07/22/2014) [-]
The sadness of being both uncut and having a grower instead of a shower. No limpy fun.
The sadness of being both uncut and having a grower instead of a shower. No limpy fun.
User avatar #22 to #3 - timmywankenobi (07/23/2014) [-]
Well at least being whole you have a 250% reduction in the odds of developing erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation that is caused by the removal or partial removal of the frenulum.
User avatar #26 to #25 - timmywankenobi (07/23/2014) [-]
Nope it's medical science.
#27 to #3 - disies (07/23/2014) [-]
I feel you.

Even though, its not really that bad.
#40 to #3 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
>sadness of being uncut
u fockin wot m8
The rest of us cutfags will never experience sex the way nature intended us to. You do.
User avatar #42 to #3 - capinsquiggles (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm uncut and a grower, half the time my dick is in a good inbetween size where limpy fun can indeed happen
User avatar #5 to #3 - mojobringer (07/23/2014) [-]
wat
#6 to #5 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
He's uncut and when it's not erect his dick is small, so his dick is a "grower" and not a "shower" and can't have fun waving his dick around.

I can relate to that.
#7 to #6 - mojobringer (07/23/2014) [-]
I know what he meant, but why would you even share such information   
I mean, what the 			****

I know what he meant, but why would you even share such information
I mean, what the ****
User avatar #8 to #7 - axeul (07/23/2014) [-]
Cause it's the internet and I have never seen anyone one other than you ever express any weirdness about this kind of topic.
User avatar #10 to #8 - Zacman (07/23/2014) [-]
#grower
#12 to #3 - hsrfj (07/23/2014) [-]
The sadness of just plain out having a tiny penis.
User avatar #2 - Soilwork (07/22/2014) [-]
Does your cock hangs low ? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie ii in a bow? Can you throw it o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier Does you cock hang low?

Does your cock stand high? Does it each up to the sky? Does it droop when it's wet ?Does it stiffen when it's dry? Can you summon o'er your neighbor With a minimum of labor? Doe you cock stand high?

Do your balls flip-flop? Can you use them as a mop? Are they stingy at the bottom? Are they curly at the top? Can you use them for a swatter? Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your balls flip-flop?

Does your cock stick out? Can you waggle it about? Can you flap it up and down As you show it 'round the town? Can you shut it up for sure When you see a an awful bore?
Does your cock stick out?

Do your balls give snacks? Are they all filled up with "wax"? Do you empty them in the morning Does you empty them in the bath? Do you use them with a scone? Or do you eat them on your own?
Do your ball give snacks?
#4 to #2 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
This is why i hate white people.
User avatar #9 to #2 - neokun (07/23/2014) [-]
I hope there is someone out there that has sung this on video.
#11 to #9 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
What you heard was:


Do your titties hang loose, do they wobble like a goose, do they hit your face when you're running in a race
User avatar #28 to #9 - jizmakdagusha (07/23/2014) [-]
Jibbs - Chain Hang Low If we could get enough dudes and big rubber dildos to do a remix of this. I dunno, that's all that came to mind.
User avatar #15 to #2 - srhkid (07/23/2014) [-]
Welp, Ill never look at the ice cream guy again..
#41 to #2 - sideism (07/23/2014) [-]
i never thought a peom about male genetailia would be so...  beautiful
i never thought a peom about male genetailia would be so... beautiful
#1 - imagebandetector (07/22/2014) [-]
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#13 - IamSofaKingdom (07/23/2014) [-]
Never know that feel with small dick...
#30 to #13 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/23/2014) [-]
you know some girls can only cum from oral right so penis size doesnt matter
User avatar #33 to #30 - NotFuni (07/23/2014) [-]
and some only from penetration....
so he might be screwed on that front.
pun-y
#36 to #33 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/23/2014) [-]
actually girls might actually appreciate the fact he has a small penis if he rapes them. it would be a big relief because there would be no pain.

all in all there are upsides
User avatar #39 to #36 - IamSofaKingdom (07/23/2014) [-]
I laughed
User avatar #37 to #36 - NotFuni (07/23/2014) [-]
If were talking benefits of rape, something i consider myself a specialist on, bigger would still be better.
You want to really destroy that poor woman, that way when she has a medical exam done there's plenty of evidence of trauma.
Small dick=rapists on the streets.
#38 to #37 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/23/2014) [-]
make tha pussy bleeeed
User avatar #44 to #30 - emptysuperman ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
lol, keep telling yourself that sgt. tinydick
#31 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/23/2014) [-]
when you got that last piece of dookie that wont come out so you rock on the toilet
when you got that last piece of dookie that wont come out so you rock on the toilet
#19 - evebishop (07/23/2014) [-]
I don't get it...
I don't get it...
User avatar #24 to #19 - kokanum (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm still laughing
User avatar #35 to #19 - platinuminfernape (07/23/2014) [-]
penis
User avatar #14 - frozo (07/23/2014) [-]
TFW it's small limp and large erect

6 inches is large rite
User avatar #16 to #14 - srhkid (07/23/2014) [-]
For a casual
User avatar #17 to #16 - frozo (07/23/2014) [-]
call me that in rl not online c what happens

n-no homo, r-right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - swagfagit (07/23/2014) [-]
all the homo fagit
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User avatar #20 to #14 - brokentrucker ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Closer to average. Fgt
#34 to #14 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
Same boat, bro
2 in. limp, 7 in. erect. Grow-er, not a show-er
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