When it hitss. . y/ tshh/ Iss Hi meld Can you describe a time where yeti were violently too high? Me and Zach Galifinakis ate pot cookies once and Zach' s roomm When it hitss y/ tshh/ Iss Hi meld Can you describe a time where yeti were violently too high? Me and Zach Galifinakis ate pot cookies once Zach' s roomm
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Hi meld Can you describe a time where yeti were
violently too high?
Me and Zach Galifinakis ate pot cookies once
and Zach' s roommate got high he started
crying and we asked him what was wrong and he
said he figure em haw to walk debri the
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Been there, he fun.
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User avatar #1 - poutinesalad
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One time my buddy gave me a free toke, but his only request is that i finished all of it.

So he proceeds to pack triple a bud all the way up a stock bong bowl, drips a fat drip of oil ontop, and then a decent chunk of hash also.

So I cleared it... insta-baked. Hacked my lungs out for what felt like an eternity.

Continued chillin, and ****. didnt really speak for the rest of the time, zoned out hardcore.

Me n another buddy catch a bus back to his house, and while i was waiting for the bus everything goes dark. exactly like getting a headrush, minus the dizzy feeling. where you can still kinda see but it doesnt feel like it. this lasted for a good 10 minutes till i got on the bus in the a/c and it went away.

Haven't got that stoned since.
#3 to #1 - ezombio
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Friends once hot-boxed a tent in a backyard, but I had to be back home that evening.
I took one hit and sat outside the tent, drinking a liter of water and coughing every 6-8seconds. It must have been freezing cold but I just sat outside, laughing at everything being said in the tent.
I was trying not to smell so when I got back to my parents they wouldn't be suspicious: ended up coming home at midnight with near hypothermia because I'd been sitting outside on my own for an hour.
#4 to #3 - slightest
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I remember one time I went outside for an hour. Kind of sort of. Heres how my buddies described it.

>It was my first time smoking weed.
>I had a bit to drink already so that was great.
>We smoked out of a pipe to get started, i was starting to feel it.
>We get out a ghetto gravity bomb.
>He packed the bowl tight and told me to hit it all. So.. naturally I did. I didn't want to be rude to the guy who was giving me free weed and beer.
>At this time **** started getting fuzzy.
>I hit the entire bowl. I was gone. I was so gone I couldn't see anymore.
>I was coughing for what felt like an eternity, like how Poutine felt but goddamn it was forever.
>Went outside, apparently I told them I had to take a leak. (We were in a camper.)
>Got lost in the back yard about fifteen feet away from the camper, I couldn't see anything but colors and gravity was a new force to me. It was working on me from every direction and I wiggled and wobbled but I didn't quite fall down.
>I felt nauseous from this wild ride and eventually I made my way back to the camper.
>I could definitely taste the music.
>Time had slowed down. Significantly.
>Friend decided it would be fun to fake like he's going to punch me in the dick. Over. and over. and over. He wouldn't stop. Every time i felt like I was way too late, I saw the fist coming but my hand wasn't moving fast enough. He says I was on par though.
>Go out to sonic with them, sitting in the back seat losing my damn mind. I haven't spoken in a while. They slapped me lightly and said "What do you want from sonic"
>Chocolate shake ftw
>I got a chocolate malt instead. I was pretty sad.
>Got long john silvers. Ate the **** out of that fish it was the best food on earth, it was like the angels themselves had baked food for me.
>Ate the **** out of my friend's food too.
>Laid down and watched the colors go by along with the music.

For a long while there I was afraid I wasn't ever going to come back down from it. I was like, "This is it. My new life."
User avatar #19 to #4 - MrsMcDowell
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I love this.

For me, it feels like my depth perception is way off. So I feel like I'm wobbling all over the place on my bike, but I am apparently riding it better than ever.

However, my husband crashed into a very obvious bush last night. It was ******* hilarious. He said it was because you couldn't tell how big the bush was from around the corner.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ezombio
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Bridge jumping (into a reservoir/lake/river or whatever) is a sick thing to do.
I was convinced I could hear music just from feet drumming on the wood, and splashes.
Water feels like jelly, tho, which might come as a shock. so jump in sober a few times beforehand
User avatar #9 - duvallwhitey
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I have a very terrifying story of when my girlfriend and I decided to smoke weed together. We planned it out a week in advance, yknow just get some dope, smoke, and watch cartoons. Fun time with laughing and stuff. Thats not what happened. At. All. So we drive back to my place and we grind up the stuff and roll a fat j and start to smoke it out of the door in my basement. Once we were finished, we headed up stairs and sat on the couch and proceeded to watch Ed Edd and Eddy on Netflix. It seemed okay, I wasnt getting very high, but we both sat quietly. Then my Gf starts shaking , and grabs my hand and tells me we have to get up and walk around. So we get up and frantically start walking around my living room. The paranoia starts to kick in for me, I get this horribl e feeling in my stomach that we have just made a big mistake. We stop in the middle of my living room and she starts ranting about not being able to think, and stuff about sciztophrenia. My nuts have fallen off my body, when she starts to scream as loud as she ******* can, and I feel like ive just ****** up my girlfriends mind. We sit on the floor, and I desperatly try to keep it together, while I think of what to do, and how we are going to get her home. So basically, we then sat on my couch, holding eachother as tight as we can for 3 hours until I sober up enough to drive her home. I was as close to a living nightmare as I had ever been. I dont know if she just got too high, or if it was synthetic ****, but it was terrifying. Havent smoked anything since.
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User avatar #13 to #9 - copsncrooks
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Yea you just got too high, just take a few pulls and put the j out for a while next time. After about 30 - 60 mins you'll feel upto to trying it again. I used to smoke a lot and had a high tolerance, now I don't. When I do (maybe once a fortnight) I make a joint last hours, due to my tolerance being lower.
User avatar #14 to #9 - freshlikeuhhhhhh
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good lord dude its not meth hahaha. just eat a ******* pizza and chill the hell out
User avatar #17 to #9 - MrsMcDowell
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Dude, I hear you. I recently got a medical marijuana card and the first thing I did was go out and get this gourmet ******* brownie. The dude told me to cut it up into six pieces and eat ONE piece. When I got home, hubby and I ate half each.

I ended up having a panic attack, telling a story about a marshmallow who met up with naked Channing Tatum on a unicorn, then we slept for 20 hours because the weed gave us horrible sleep paralysis.

Now, we typically smoke half a joint each or eat 1-2 espresso beans. Works really well. American Dad is really ******* funny when you're stoned.
User avatar #30 to #17 - duvallwhitey
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I lied about the last sentence, I have smoked since the incident. But I have kept it in baby steps. My girlfriend doesnt smoke anymore, we found out that she has terrible anxiety and is prone to panic attacks :/
User avatar #31 to #30 - MrsMcDowell
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I actually got the card because I have anxiety and it actually helps relax me when I have a bad day. But for some people, the paranoia makes it worse.
#32 to #31 - picklefcker
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for me it works both ways. Sometimes i get insanely paranoid, try to calm myself, sometimes i have the best time of my life, iIve had like 4 panic attacks. It really comes down to how comfortable I am and realized that if i get TOO high very quick (blunts), paranoia comes in. If i gradually work my way through it, then its fine (joints). It sucks when you get paranoid, and it will be hell in your head, but once its good, its really ******* relaxing.
User avatar #33 to #32 - MrsMcDowell
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I have to be doing something. If I'm just sitting there right after, I get a panic attack. But if I'm active THEN sitting there doing nothing after about an hour, I'm fine.

Ate a whole bag of Garden Salsa Sun Chips last night. Those ******* are amazing.
#34 to #33 - picklefcker
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well, they say sugar helps. your blood sugar level gets low when you smoke and thats why some people get paranoid, so maybe exercising helps your metabolism? also moving around just feels good in general while high, keeps you busy.

quick question, when you smoke, are you like kind of afraid for the first 10-15 minutes? i always have to help my way through the first 15 minutes to make sure i dont get anxiety haha very weird, but i do this conciously, just trying to check my stability.
User avatar #36 to #34 - MrsMcDowell
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Hmm... I get more of the panicky feeling when it starts kicking in. Heart rate goes up.

We were walking through SF one night just smoking a joint and I did feel a bit paranoid we'd get caught, but it's legal for us.
#40 to #36 - picklefcker
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exactly, i get paranoid when its start kicking in, the first 10 minutes. haha its legal for us too, so i never panic about that
User avatar #43 to #40 - MrsMcDowell
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I did it about a year ago with a friend and had way too much ****** weed, so I had a panic attack that lasted two hours. I vowed never to do it again.

Then I found out that you can legally obtain it from shops that are specifically for that, and they grow it all there. Haven't had a bad panic attack with their stuff yet.
#45 to #43 - picklefcker
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im roadtripping through the VS now (i come from the netherlands) and ive had good weed (dispenseries in denver) and ****** weed (dealer) and ive gotten pretty nervous from the ****** weed, and felt amazing from the dispenseries's weed. So better spend some money on good weed then waste your money on ****** weed is the lesson ive learned
User avatar #46 to #45 - MrsMcDowell
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User avatar #28 to #9 - articulate
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Sounds like a good time.
>tfw no gf
User avatar #39 to #9 - omninickk
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Probably caused by whoever you got the weed from. I'm not endorsing smoking weed, but if you do it, get it from someone you can rely on to not **** it up with synthetics and that.
User avatar #52 to #9 - articulate
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btw I'm pretty sure you just got too high. The evidence: "decided to smoke weed together," "we planned it out a week in advance," "dope" all implies you don't smoke weed regularly. (Only people who don't smoke weed call it dope because people who smoke weed call heroin dope.) Given this data and that you "rolled a fat j" one can clearly deduce that you got higher than you intended. Don't underestimate drugs.

Unrelated to you, but related to underestimating drugs: One time I made some cookies with budder and brought them to school to eat at lunch thinking that when it kicked in I would be on my way home anyway, but that was not the case. It was all I could do to sit through English without screaming, so I went to the bathroom after that period and my eyes were like little suns. I knew I would get caught in my last period class (she teaches psychology so she knows all about drugs) so I skipped class for the first time. I went to a friends house and we went hiking and had an awesome time, but that's not the point. The point is: Don't underestimate drugs.
User avatar #53 to #52 - duvallwhitey
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Yes I definatly know we smoked too much, and yes you are very keen on my speech to deduce that I do not smoke weed regularly. Like I said below though now, I take smoking weed in baby steps. Im still traumatized.
User avatar #21 - barbwirepain
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1st time I tried salvia it hit me mid cough... i had my tv on next to me, and couldn't close my mouth. I felt the tv going through my open mouth. scariest ******* thing in my life
#16 - jefferyboomhauer
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Once during my friends 18th birthday we baked a cake with weed infused butter and other weed infused things like Icing and what not.

So basically we got a red velvet cake, PACKED with weed. There were only 4 of us and it was a decent sized cake, so we smoked a j and went to town on that cake.

After my first humon-go slice we decided to play Super Smash Bros, and in the middle of the match i seriously feel myself drop the controller and i couldnt move for what felt like hours... all i could do was think about how im just too ******* high...

After i came too i was asked if i wanted more cake, and i said sure, not even remembering the eternity i had faced, and proceeded to go through it again..

**** was awesome.

I like to think this was MFW i was sitting there
User avatar #6 - thatmetalguy
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I had this monstrosity of a brownie once and that got me ridiculously and uncomfortably high. I almost started crying just cause I was paranoid as **** and kept thinking I was being attacked by ghosts or some ****. Never again man... never again.
#18 to #6 - MrsMcDowell
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Ate half a brownie once that was equal to six doses.    
I did NOT laugh all night like this.
Ate half a brownie once that was equal to six doses.

I did NOT laugh all night like this.
User avatar #44 to #18 - thatmetalguy
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Brownies have to be done just right or else they're just terrifying. I've been super careful with edibles after that experience. That was NOT fun
User avatar #47 to #44 - MrsMcDowell
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Yeah, the guy told me cut it into six pieces and eat ONE piece. I ate half.

Now I'm good with 1-2 espresso beans.
User avatar #49 to #47 - thatmetalguy
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Dear lord haha. Tbh I prefer blunts/joints, easy to smoke and they dispose of themselves. Although I'm about to go to college and I'm gonna get myself a nice bong for the house. It'll be the first time I'll actually own a piece that's more than a pipe. I can also smoke in peace cause I know my parents can't walk in on me or anything. I'm hella excited
User avatar #50 to #49 - MrsMcDowell
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Lol. The beauty about my parents is that they don't care. Dad even did it with me last time. We had a blast.
#51 - moams
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Pretty recently, my buddy and I were chilling in his shed and smoking a lot of weed. At a certain point, maybe about an hour in, he leaves to go get something. I was baked as **** and alone in a dark shed. I zoned out so hard, that when he came back he tried talking to me but I didn't know he was there. Once I realized, I looked at him and said, "Woah. When did you get here?" Hilarity ensued.
#24 - anon id: 294cd388
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Me and my gf (current ex) decided to smoke together.
I wasn't used to smoking but she had done it quite a few times back in the day.
We each smoke half a J, pretty packed.
I zone out completely mid conversation and just kept rambling utter ********.
This goes on for about half an hour until she grabs my arm to stop me.
Pizza guy comes, drop money, keep telling him how that was totally my fault,
Once the pizza is finished we chill on her bed for a bit, i was so paranoid I thought
every single person I know would storm into that room at any point in time.

Weirdest high ever.
#26 to #24 - pedobearseviltwin
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User avatar #23 - applehouse
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I'm 17 year old beta fag
My brother is a huge stoner who lives in the basement
One night im smoking alone under the deck
my brother looks through
Thought he was going to be mad but made me smoke more
Smoke a bowl with hash and hash wax and then take a dab
commence blackout
Standing up blind while my brother asked if i was okay
Decide to begin journey to the upstairs
Crawl my way up my deck
Use door handle to stand up
Get to the next set of stairs
Cant do it and lay down
15 minutes pass and i finally make it up
Turn on my tv and lay down fully cothed under my balnkets
Can't fall asleep because i hear a loud ass symphony in my head
Fall asleep after a 30 minute symphony from my head
Never again
User avatar #20 - TheHutchie
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I've only been high twice, the second time the result of my best friend's 18th.

Three of us were left at this late stage of the night, or early stage of the morning. We'd all been drinking at two pubs for the past five hours, so, being British, we went back to the flat I was looking after, to get another drink. Then, bam, weed appears.

Fifteen minutes later, we're all sitting in front of my laptop when somebody has the bright idea to search "big boobs" on Google Images. Like we're 12 years old all over again.

So there's this huge screen plastered with tits, and I'm kind of looking at it for a bit, when I turn to the birthday boy and, for some absolutely ridiculous reason, ask,
"Do you think the safesearch is on?"
User avatar #15 - Pootering
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I just got to see Nick do stand up at Sasquatch. Best hour of my life.
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