When it hitss. . y/ tshh/ Iss Hi meld Can you describe a time where yeti were violently too high? Me and Zach Galifinakis ate pot cookies once and Zach' s roomm
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When it hitss

y/ tshh/ Iss
Hi meld Can you describe a time where yeti were
violently too high?
Me and Zach Galifinakis ate pot cookies once
and Zach' s roommate got high he started
crying and we asked him what was wrong and he
said he figure em haw to walk debri the
stairs.
T t 184
Been there, he fun.
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User avatar #1 - poutinesalad (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
One time my buddy gave me a free toke, but his only request is that i finished all of it.

So he proceeds to pack triple a bud all the way up a stock bong bowl, drips a fat drip of oil ontop, and then a decent chunk of hash also.

So I cleared it... insta-baked. Hacked my lungs out for what felt like an eternity.

Continued chillin, and **** . didnt really speak for the rest of the time, zoned out hardcore.

Me n another buddy catch a bus back to his house, and while i was waiting for the bus everything goes dark. exactly like getting a headrush, minus the dizzy feeling. where you can still kinda see but it doesnt feel like it. this lasted for a good 10 minutes till i got on the bus in the a/c and it went away.

Haven't got that stoned since.
User avatar #9 - duvallwhitey (07/24/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I have a very terrifying story of when my girlfriend and I decided to smoke weed together. We planned it out a week in advance, yknow just get some dope, smoke, and watch cartoons. Fun time with laughing and stuff. Thats not what happened. At. All. So we drive back to my place and we grind up the stuff and roll a fat j and start to smoke it out of the door in my basement. Once we were finished, we headed up stairs and sat on the couch and proceeded to watch Ed Edd and Eddy on Netflix. It seemed okay, I wasnt getting very high, but we both sat quietly. Then my Gf starts shaking , and grabs my hand and tells me we have to get up and walk around. So we get up and frantically start walking around my living room. The paranoia starts to kick in for me, I get this horribl e feeling in my stomach that we have just made a big mistake. We stop in the middle of my living room and she starts ranting about not being able to think, and stuff about sciztophrenia. My nuts have fallen off my body, when she starts to scream as loud as she ******* can, and I feel like ive just ****** up my girlfriends mind. We sit on the floor, and I desperatly try to keep it together, while I think of what to do, and how we are going to get her home. So basically, we then sat on my couch, holding eachother as tight as we can for 3 hours until I sober up enough to drive her home. I was as close to a living nightmare as I had ever been. I dont know if she just got too high, or if it was synthetic **** , but it was terrifying. Havent smoked anything since.
User avatar #21 - barbwirepain (07/24/2014) [-]
1st time I tried salvia it hit me mid cough... i had my tv on next to me, and couldn't close my mouth. I felt the tv going through my open mouth. scariest ******* thing in my life
#16 - jefferyboomhauer (07/24/2014) [-]
Once during my friends 18th birthday we baked a cake with weed infused butter and other weed infused things like Icing and what not.

So basically we got a red velvet cake, PACKED with weed. There were only 4 of us and it was a decent sized cake, so we smoked a j and went to town on that cake.

After my first humon-go slice we decided to play Super Smash Bros, and in the middle of the match i seriously feel myself drop the controller and i couldnt move for what felt like hours... all i could do was think about how im just too ******* high...

After i came too i was asked if i wanted more cake, and i said sure, not even remembering the eternity i had faced, and proceeded to go through it again..

**** was awesome.

I like to think this was MFW i was sitting there
User avatar #6 - thatmetalguy (07/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I had this monstrosity of a brownie once and that got me ridiculously and uncomfortably high. I almost started crying just cause I was paranoid as **** and kept thinking I was being attacked by ghosts or some **** . Never again man... never again.
#51 - moams (07/24/2014) [-]
Pretty recently, my buddy and I were chilling in his shed and smoking a lot of weed. At a certain point, maybe about an hour in, he leaves to go get something. I was baked as **** and alone in a dark shed. I zoned out so hard, that when he came back he tried talking to me but I didn't know he was there. Once I realized, I looked at him and said, "Woah. When did you get here?" Hilarity ensued.
#48 - gabrijelsmommy (07/24/2014) [-]
Smoke k2 its great
User avatar #42 - OptimusRhyme (07/24/2014) [-]
i cant say ive ever really had a bad experience after smoking. for me, i'd say one of the strangest feelings is driving high. i've only done it a couple of times, but each time i felt like i was going so much slower than i actually was, so i had to keep checking the speedometer to make sure i was going the speed limit, and songs on the radio felt like they lasted forever.
User avatar #41 - killzones (07/24/2014) [-]
Well Fjer's, can i take your advice asking if I should atleast try weed in my life time, or should i just be a goody two shoes.
#38 - dvdfaust (07/24/2014) [-]
I can't find what I wrote about if before now, but I distinctly remember one time getting high with my brother that I started to see 						****					. I've been high since then, and that one experience was the most surreal and unpleasant for me. We were playing Halo ODST when it kicked in on a firefight map, when I started visualizing the map in my head and moving around it, like in a flying, third person perspective. I didn't realize anything was up until my brother told me I was apparently not covering him at all. I felt like I was rocking forward until I was flat to the floor, then back until I was flat to it the backwards, but I was apparently only moving a few inches. At some point I specifically remembered some 4chan greentext about getting high and remembered yelling "DON'T IMAGINE SPIDERS, DON'T IMAGINE SPIDERS CRAWLING ALL OVER YOUR FACE" in a british accent, and my brother telling me to calm down, since he's deathly afraid of spiders. I tried to go to bed after that and remember shifting shapes, like geometric, interlocking shapes, moving across my field of vision when I closed my eyes. There was a point where I remember sitting, with my controller in hand, but looked around and saw myself in another room, like a college dorm, a small room, watching the television and looking to my left out a door to a dark red hallway where people were yelling and shadows were moving by, like they were having a fight. My brother said something about my third eye opening, which sounded like 						********					 to me. Either way, it made me swear off it for a long-ass time.
I can't find what I wrote about if before now, but I distinctly remember one time getting high with my brother that I started to see **** . I've been high since then, and that one experience was the most surreal and unpleasant for me. We were playing Halo ODST when it kicked in on a firefight map, when I started visualizing the map in my head and moving around it, like in a flying, third person perspective. I didn't realize anything was up until my brother told me I was apparently not covering him at all. I felt like I was rocking forward until I was flat to the floor, then back until I was flat to it the backwards, but I was apparently only moving a few inches. At some point I specifically remembered some 4chan greentext about getting high and remembered yelling "DON'T IMAGINE SPIDERS, DON'T IMAGINE SPIDERS CRAWLING ALL OVER YOUR FACE" in a british accent, and my brother telling me to calm down, since he's deathly afraid of spiders. I tried to go to bed after that and remember shifting shapes, like geometric, interlocking shapes, moving across my field of vision when I closed my eyes. There was a point where I remember sitting, with my controller in hand, but looked around and saw myself in another room, like a college dorm, a small room, watching the television and looking to my left out a door to a dark red hallway where people were yelling and shadows were moving by, like they were having a fight. My brother said something about my third eye opening, which sounded like ******** to me. Either way, it made me swear off it for a long-ass time.
#29 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
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#27 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [-]
Well no kidding, the only way you can get higher than that is by injecting it. Be careful though.
#24 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Me and my gf (current ex) decided to smoke together.
I wasn't used to smoking but she had done it quite a few times back in the day.
We each smoke half a J, pretty packed.
I zone out completely mid conversation and just kept rambling utter ******** .
This goes on for about half an hour until she grabs my arm to stop me.
Pizza guy comes, drop money, keep telling him how that was totally my fault,
Once the pizza is finished we chill on her bed for a bit, i was so paranoid I thought
every single person I know would storm into that room at any point in time.

Weirdest high ever.
User avatar #23 - applehouse ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm 17 year old beta fag
My brother is a huge stoner who lives in the basement
One night im smoking alone under the deck
my brother looks through
uhoh.jpg
Thought he was going to be mad but made me smoke more
Smoke a bowl with hash and hash wax and then take a dab
commence blackout
Standing up blind while my brother asked if i was okay
Decide to begin journey to the upstairs
Crawl my way up my deck
Use door handle to stand up
Get to the next set of stairs
Cant do it and lay down
15 minutes pass and i finally make it up
Turn on my tv and lay down fully cothed under my balnkets
Can't fall asleep because i hear a loud ass symphony in my head
justwantittoend.jpg
Fall asleep after a 30 minute symphony from my head
Never again
User avatar #20 - TheHutchie (07/24/2014) [-]
I've only been high twice, the second time the result of my best friend's 18th.

Three of us were left at this late stage of the night, or early stage of the morning. We'd all been drinking at two pubs for the past five hours, so, being British, we went back to the flat I was looking after, to get another drink. Then, bam, weed appears.

Fifteen minutes later, we're all sitting in front of my laptop when somebody has the bright idea to search "big boobs" on Google Images. Like we're 12 years old all over again.

So there's this huge screen plastered with tits, and I'm kind of looking at it for a bit, when I turn to the birthday boy and, for some absolutely ridiculous reason, ask,
"Do you think the safesearch is on?"
User avatar #15 - Pootering (07/24/2014) [-]
I just got to see Nick do stand up at Sasquatch. Best hour of my life.
#8 - Afterlife (07/24/2014) [-]
On my m8's birthday, he bought a QP quarter pound, for those curious. for 5 people.

he expected us to finish it that day.

needless to say, we did. But we don't remember how we got those bodies, or how we got them his backyard.
#7 - Womens Study Major (07/24/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Anyone who does recreational drugs is a ******* idiot. No one should want to be less intelligent then they normally are. Being stupid shouldn't be an attraction... people shouldn't strive to be dumb.
User avatar #2 - anonibusii (07/24/2014) [-]
That name though, PMDickpicsforscience.
User avatar #25 - articulate (07/24/2014) [-]
One time I got high and ripped my shirt off because it was fun. My worst trip was when I smoked a blunt at a friend's house and literally felt like I was dying. I had to just sit still and remind myself that no one ever dies from weed. It was not pleasant.
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