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When a Girl talks to a Guy

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User avatar #59 - youarenotspecial (02/19/2014) [-]
It can go both ways. I have a guy "friend" who always creates arguments because I "said something in a bitchy way" or I "act distant"when he shows me something he likes.

It's not gender, it's how ******* nuts you are.
User avatar #62 to #59 - AnomynousUser (02/19/2014) [-]
He's probably gay... Or 12
User avatar #64 to #62 - youarenotspecial (02/20/2014) [-]
Nah, he's one of those "women don't appreciate that I'm sensitive, they just think I'm trying to get in their pants wahhh" guys.
#56 - buldu (02/19/2014) [-]
What I understand when a person talks about Hearthstone
User avatar #57 to #56 - rbpwn **User deleted account** (02/19/2014) [-]
Fen Creeper's pretty crap, tho
#55 - gustaviaable (02/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 - adunsaveme (02/19/2014) [-]
In an alternate world, where everyone talks about icebergs...
User avatar #46 - unusualember (02/19/2014) [-]
The guy thing happens to me with my mom. According to her, nothing can ever be taken at face value.
#45 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
HONEY, DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?!
User avatar #65 to #45 - mephistesulfurion (02/22/2014) [-]
FREEZE ZEUS!!!
#40 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Yet, i as a guy can understand deeper than most of the girls i do communicate with, then again none of them were attracted to me so its kinda funny.
How do i know they weren't attracted? simple: One had a boyfriend the other was a ******* .
User avatar #48 to #40 - lordofthesea ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
exactly how enlightened by your intelligence are you?
#34 - AdamBaum (02/19/2014) [-]
i no undersand woahmen dey from mars
i no undersand woahmen dey from mars
#39 to #34 - graphenz (02/19/2014) [-]
You might wanna check downstairs if you think women are from mars ;)
#31 - fagnut ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
**fagnut rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at da hair tho ** my dicks face when
User avatar #41 to #31 - maybehuman (02/19/2014) [-]
i laught way to hard seeing this.
User avatar #29 - assrocket (02/19/2014) [-]
These posts make me uncomfortable. There's so much of this 'women are complicated' stuff everywhere. I can't even understand a ******* train timetable but I'm expected to garner an understanding of someone's emotional situation in a conversation about the weather? We can't all be high-school English teachers.
I know it's a joke, but I actually feel guilty when friends express their emotional issues to me and I don't know how to comfort or help them at all, when it's quite clear that I was expected to. I'm quite famous for my awkward back-patting.
User avatar #35 to #29 - Nameloc (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh god I hate that. Friends come to me and tell me something really depressing or bad, and all my social-anxietical ass can say is "Wow..." and "Well.... Damn..."
I've literally held a 4 hour conversation with a female by only saying "Wow" and "Really?"

I get it that they want to tell it to someone... But what are they expecting me to say? "Sorry"? The same **** everyone else has been telling them?
#23 - slandersalamander (02/19/2014) [-]
This is the kind of 						****					 I block people for posting on Facebook.
This is the kind of **** I block people for posting on Facebook.
User avatar #33 to #23 - AdamBaum (02/19/2014) [-]
That was quick, tumblr didnt waste a second, Im impressed.
User avatar #61 to #33 - slandersalamander (02/19/2014) [-]
I got that .gif from 4chan, d00d.
#32 to #23 - brunt ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I love that a gif has already been made from that trailer.
#22 - gaybananaman (02/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #22 - iamaniceperson (02/19/2014) [-]
I don't know if this was a trolling attemp, but it is funny to me.
User avatar #20 - tmbg (02/19/2014) [-]
this is the kind of **** a whiny teenage girl posts on her Facebook
#15 - qxangelxp (02/19/2014) [-]
Part of the iceberg looks like a thumb.
#60 to #15 - primeministerofwup ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
subliminal messaging
#54 to #15 - folkflunky (02/19/2014) [-]
Did my best here.
#53 to #15 - failzer (02/19/2014) [-]
Thats no thumb....
#52 to #15 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
m-muh greenies
User avatar #43 to #15 - adplum (02/19/2014) [-]
cant be unseen
#18 to #15 - radgeta (02/19/2014) [-]
The iceberg is taking quite a 						*******					.
The iceberg is taking quite a ******* .
#19 to #18 - eirikt (02/19/2014) [-]
Not as much as Titanic did... [spoiler] Sorry[spoiler]
User avatar #26 to #19 - sursum ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
I think your spoiler is broken.
#27 to #26 - eirikt (02/19/2014) [-]
dammit
User avatar #49 to #11 - syndromes (02/19/2014) [-]
Journey is a game that really for the first time ever in my life that I actually pondered how beautiful everybody is when you all look the same and just experience cool **** together. Racism didn't even exist, nor sexism or anything. It was just you, and another entity, being awesome.
#10 - thatoneirishguy (02/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 - masdercheef (02/19/2014) [-]
One could easily see this as guys being too dense to understand what a girl is saying, whereas the girls can understand exactly what the guy is trying to say even without him fully explaining it in full detail.


Of course, you could just interpret it as girls being overcomplicated, too. Whatever floats your boat (or sinks it, in the case of icebergs.)
User avatar #17 to #9 - Cartouk (02/19/2014) [-]
Maybe this was a male-female translation problem. I read an article once that said that when women have a conversation, they’re communicating on five levels. They follow the conversation that they’re actually having, the conversation that is specifically being avoided, the tone being applied to the overt conversation, the buried conversation that is being covered only in subtext, and finally the other person’s body language.
User avatar #42 to #17 - mutzaki (02/19/2014) [-]
Sociological differences that are far from true for every guy and girl. It's all about the social differences between guys and girls, how boys are taught to be straight forward and not hide behind words "like a little ***** ", while girls are taught from sitcoms, teen dramas and their girlfriends that they have to either go after a guy who's super sensitive and who they think will understand their ******** , or to go after a meathead that they can change.

Meanwhile, when you're being vague and try to give hints to your true feelings while you're lying about them, what person will catch you on it depends how long they've known you and not much else. Your parents, siblings and best friends will probably have a grasp on how you work, which is why the best friends of the girls who do this will go "omg i totally understand u why can't yur boyfriend for two weeks understand u?"
#25 to #17 - drickz (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm.... a girl? Where are my boobs

Whatever you read, it's bollocks. It's different from people to people. Some people are really dense while others have no problem with understanding subliminal messages and whatnot.

However, I have encountered crazy.
What I say: "I am really tired, I'll go to sleep."
What I meant "I am really tired, I need to sleep"
What she understood: "You and your interests are boring. I'd rather sleep."

Tables were flipped.
It was usually 3am on a friday night after a workweek.... so, yeah.
#14 to #9 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
But ice is less dense than liquid water...
User avatar #12 to #9 - schwerdaddy (02/19/2014) [-]
Nah, dude. If the guy was implied to be so dense then he would be labeled as the water and the girl would be the ice.
User avatar #24 to #12 - hektoroftroy ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
This is probably my favorite comment so far this year
User avatar #63 to #24 - schwerdaddy (02/19/2014) [-]
thx bb <3
#7 - theunholyx (02/19/2014) [-]
Is that how ppl flirt in Antarctica or something ?

Or is it how penguins flirt ?
#4 - cloymax (02/19/2014) [-]
this feel   
   
it's not even about relationships   
   
bitch I'm just using words, I don't have the mental capacity to put sublime messages in my conversations
this feel

it's not even about relationships

bitch I'm just using words, I don't have the mental capacity to put sublime messages in my conversations
User avatar #37 to #4 - zoopityzop (02/19/2014) [-]
hi cloy
User avatar #38 to #37 - cloymax (02/19/2014) [-]
ohey zoop
#16 to #4 - bitey (02/19/2014) [-]
Take this
Take this
User avatar #21 to #16 - popnotes (02/19/2014) [-]
Personally I think that gif is funnier without the caption because you can pretty clearly see he says "Jesus".
User avatar #47 to #21 - gunatyoface (02/19/2014) [-]
I couldn't tell.
#5 to #4 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
you also don't have the mental capacity to distinguish "sublime" and "subliminal"
User avatar #51 to #5 - ninjason (02/19/2014) [-]
how do you know he didn't mean to say sublime?
User avatar #28 to #5 - cloymax (02/19/2014) [-]
you are correct.
#3 - edraham (02/18/2014) [-]
Believe me or not... A girl fell in love with me after a lil' session of sexting.
She put too much effort and trust in some pixels...
#13 to #3 - tkfourtwoone (02/19/2014) [-]
&quot;A girl fell in love with me&quot;   
   
&quot;How long did that last, man? A week?&quot;   
   
&quot;Not even a day... I know she'll forget that in a week&quot;   
   
You are literally too stupid to insult
"A girl fell in love with me"

"How long did that last, man? A week?"

"Not even a day... I know she'll forget that in a week"

You are literally too stupid to insult
User avatar #36 to #13 - edraham (02/19/2014) [-]
It's an honor then!
User avatar #6 to #3 - colegaleener (02/19/2014) [-]
How long did that last, man? A week?
User avatar #8 to #6 - edraham (02/19/2014) [-]
Not even a day... I know she'll forget that in a week.
After all, what she said about her feelings was just as serious as the sexting...
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