When I'm on the toilet without my phone. .. You stare at your dick? Must be hard to find Halo Phone Toilet Unreal sadness
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - johnnygat
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(08/22/2014) [-]
You stare at your dick?
Must be hard to find
User avatar #2 to #1 - meanberry
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I also stare at OP's dick when on the toilet without my phone. It's not that hard to find if you know where to look. It's hiding under the nut sack, just mift it and you'll find it
User avatar #4 to #2 - purealterego [OP]
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(08/23/2014) [-]
You stare at my dick? I'm not saying that's gay... But that's ******* gay.
User avatar #17 to #1 - fidgetyfoe
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(08/23/2014) [-]
You don't?
User avatar #3 to #1 - purealterego [OP]
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Ouch
#7 - anon id: fbeafbeb
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(08/23/2014) [-]
>Using your phone on the toilet
#8 to #7 - arthurdetoo
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(08/23/2014) [-]
you are not supposed to wipe your ass with your phone.

use the 3 shells....
User avatar #12 to #8 - harbingerwolf
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Ever notice how one of the achievements in halo 3 i think was called Demolition Man?
Did anyone else also notice Stallone's characters named John Spartan while Master chief is a Spartan named John?

Coincidence?
I think maybe...
#45 to #12 - thefates
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #63 to #8 - rustybutttickler
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(08/23/2014) [-]
i don't get it
jokexplain pls
User avatar #69 to #63 - harbingerwolf
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Reference from a movie Demolition Man where Sylvester Stallone plays John Spartan, a bad ass cop who gets frozen. He wakes up in the future and when he goes to use the ******* there is no toilet paper, only 3 shells.
#61 to #8 - nyiagh
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#20 - godofcorndog
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(08/23/2014) [-]
This pretty much sums it up for me.
This pretty much sums it up for me.
#38 - gamefact
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(08/23/2014) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #81 to #38 - johnnygat
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(08/24/2014) [-]
You should pull your pants down when you are ********.
#23 - anon id: 91cee9e2
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Yet another reason why I LOVE my 3DS.

All of this fighting between the Xbox One, PS4, and PC gaming when the real superior console is the 3DS. Play your games anywhere you want. Toilet, waiting room, subway, bus, school, even get some fresh air at the park. Portable gaming > console gaming.
#74 to #23 - nickojmoore
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Vita remote play master race
User avatar #83 to #23 - shieeetposter
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(08/28/2014) [-]
Funny I had you on "hide all" already.
User avatar #49 to #23 - klaes
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(08/23/2014) [-]
The 3DS is portable, which is fantastic. The only problem is you also carry your virginity at all times if you bring one everywhere.
#68 to #49 - anon id: c00ad2e5
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, I usually carry around a 3DS and show all the women I meet my level 100 black Charizard. Usually their ovaries explode before I have any time to lay a move on them.
#24 to #23 - mrpfister
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(08/23/2014) [-]
PC Master Race
#28 to #24 - anon id: 91cee9e2
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Do you not know how to read? I'm not a console gamer, i'm a portable gamer. You can't bring your $2000 PC to the bathroom to you. You can't play it in the waiting room. I bring my 3DS everywhere I go.
#39 to #28 - azraelthemage
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(08/23/2014) [-]
>You can't bring your $2000 PC to the bathroom with you
>You can't bring your $2000 PC to the bathroom with you
#29 to #28 - mrpfister
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Someone's feisty, its a joke dude.
User avatar #40 to #28 - purealterego [OP]
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I'm not a console gamer... But I do have a $2000 laptop I bring in the bathroom a lot...
User avatar #37 to #28 - killzones
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(08/23/2014) [-]
You can bring a 2000$ laptop to the bathroom, get rekt kid.
#52 to #37 - anon id: 91cee9e2
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(08/23/2014) [-]
It's a lot easier to carry around a 3DS in your pocket wherever you go.
User avatar #62 to #52 - AresX
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I carry my desktop around in my pocket wherever I go and use my 3ds only at home.
User avatar #64 to #28 - SteyrAUG
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#31 to #23 - katothepotato
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#33 - katothepotato
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Obligatory Teabag gif
Obligatory Teabag gif
#79 to #33 - ilikewaterham
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Dip Dip Potato Chip
Dip Dip Potato Chip
User avatar #44 to #33 - kiermatv
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(08/23/2014) [-]
No Teabag gif is Obligatory
User avatar #36 - gandaalf
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I prefer to focus while i'm taking a ****
it's an art
User avatar #41 to #36 - Anonomousthirteen
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I thought I was the only one who understood...
User avatar #27 - sillymoose
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User avatar #32 to #27 - katothepotato
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, I already knew what it was from. Halo is absolutely my favorite game.
User avatar #48 to #32 - Silver Quantum
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(08/23/2014) [-]
yeah, **** everyone else who didn't know the source
User avatar #34 to #32 - sillymoose
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I liked halo too, Til halo reach, **** every halo after that, all dat sheit was stupid yo
User avatar #35 to #34 - katothepotato
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I agree with the hate on Halo: Reach. Story completely conflicted with the Halo canon and Bungie KNEW that but still pushed it forward. I enjoyed H4 though quite well. Kinda glad to see they're fleshing out the Chief a little more.
User avatar #46 to #35 - febreezboi
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Have you read the books? I'm listening to audio versions whenever I'm working on work-type-stuff.
User avatar #70 to #46 - katothepotato
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Yep, I've read all the ones except the bastardizations done by Karen Travis.
User avatar #71 to #70 - febreezboi
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(08/23/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of the second book as of right now, played all of the games and learned of the books about a week ago. It's nice to know the connections of the games and what happens inbetween them.
User avatar #72 to #71 - katothepotato
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(08/23/2014) [-]
It really is.
#22 - doktorwhat
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(08/23/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn't constantly play with his phone all the time? I mean, I don't even have a ******* smartphone. I use my phone to call people and send messages.
User avatar #25 to #22 - schneidend
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(08/23/2014) [-]
That would be the key difference. You don't have a smartphone. People with smartphones can do everything from checking their bank balance to reading the newspaper on their phone.
#30 - siathedragoness
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(08/23/2014) [-]
amm i the only one who dont bring my phone to the toilet
User avatar #47 to #30 - Silver Quantum
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(08/23/2014) [-]
yes, yes you are. i know, i checked