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When I'm on the toilet without my phone

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Submitted: 08/22/2014
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User avatar #1 - johnnygat (08/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
You stare at your dick?
Must be hard to find
#7 - mr skeltal (08/23/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Using your phone on the toilet
#8 to #7 - arthurdetoo (08/23/2014) [-]
you are not supposed to wipe your ass with your phone.

use the 3 shells....
#20 - godofcorndog (08/23/2014) [-]
This pretty much sums it up for me.
This pretty much sums it up for me.
#38 - gamefact (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MFW
MFW
#23 - mr skeltal (08/23/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Yet another reason why I LOVE my 3DS.

All of this fighting between the Xbox One, PS4, and PC gaming when the real superior console is the 3DS. Play your games anywhere you want. Toilet, waiting room, subway, bus, school, even get some fresh air at the park. Portable gaming > console gaming.
#33 - katothepotato (08/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Obligatory Teabag gif
Obligatory Teabag gif
User avatar #36 - gandaalf (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I prefer to focus while i'm taking a ****
it's an art
User avatar #27 - sillymoose (08/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
#22 - doktorwhat (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who doesn't constantly play with his phone all the time? I mean, I don't even have a ******* smartphone. I use my phone to call people and send messages.
#66 - niknolta (08/23/2014) [-]
**niknolta rolled image** someone i call for when i need my phone in toilet
#51 - uvogin (08/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
why do you ppl stay in the toillet.. i mean you sit, you drop it, you clean and you get up 1min top chrono
#30 - siathedragoness (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
amm i the only one who dont bring my phone to the toilet
User avatar #47 to #30 - Silver Quantum (08/23/2014) [-]
yes, yes you are. i know, i checked
#9 - Airmanator (08/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That looks pretty cool. Anyone have any idea on where that's from?
#26 - mr skeltal (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what is this gif from?
#21 - zombiefacepuncher (08/23/2014) [-]
I scroll past this and that song "I'm here without you baby" starts playing in the store I'm in.
User avatar #19 - formidableguy (08/23/2014) [-]
"Everyone I ever liked as a friend is dead"
User avatar #6 - goseikiba (08/23/2014) [-]
When I'm on the bus without my phone. I rarely use my phone when I take a dump. Just paranoid it'll fall into the bowl or get it dirty.
User avatar #65 - letriggs (08/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
there's a cabinet next to my toilet

I normally rest my head on it

more than once have fallen asleep there
#59 - sergeantnovak ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
When the only thing you can do to pass the time is to read the directions on the back of nearby tooth paste tubes and lotion bottles. That or play with your scrotum or vagina lips.
When the only thing you can do to pass the time is to read the directions on the back of nearby tooth paste tubes and lotion bottles. That or play with your scrotum or vagina lips.
#50 - gmarrox (08/23/2014) [-]
mfw
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