When I have a daughter. . When and if I have daughter and she gets to that bitchy an age and says. " wish you weren' t my dad I hate you" blah blah blah. I' m g
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When I have a daughter

When and if I have daughter and she gets to
that bitchy an age and says. " wish you
weren' t my dad I hate you" blah blah blah.
I' m going to have an set of all pictures
in the house without main them and on that
night I' m going to swap out all the pictures
of me, I will make sure to not meet any of
her friends or teachers or whatever and tell
my wife to act like I never existed in the first
place and disappear for one week more will
be no proof of me existing. After one week ill
comeback swap out all the pictures again
and lust act like nothing happend.
rial '
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User avatar #16 - acidreign (11/27/2013) [-]
This is what black dads do! They just do it preemptively. Also they never come back.
User avatar #3 - haqq (11/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
would kinda make you a ****** dad anyways if you never met her teachers or anything
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#9 - maousama has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #12 to #9 - ilovehitler (11/27/2013) [-]
Actually it still makes sense you ******* retard.
#13 - dameush (11/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
you fool.. tell her she's adopted.. **** her cus hey you're not her dad and then as you're cumming inside her whisper in her ear "I lied"
#24 - zombiepipboy (11/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Does anyone else read the whole thing and not just the highlighted bits just to make sure you dont miss the joke?
Does anyone else read the whole thing and not just the highlighted bits just to make sure you dont miss the joke?
#4 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
That's... a good idea
That's... a good idea
#14 - goodcheese (11/27/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#69 - lolollo (11/27/2013) [-]
And then it backfires, and she tells you that she had a blast during the week you were gone.
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/27/2013) [-]
So basically this?
User avatar #60 - ichies ONLINE (11/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Nah, too arsed to do that, I'd make "I hate you" cards and gave her those. Whenever she felt like that or didn't want me to exist, I'd grab one of those cards from her, and then if she wanted something in the future, give one back each time.
#21 - kaneporter (11/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall (11/27/2013) [-]
"I wish I didn't have you as a dad!"
"Oh ya? FINE THEN, I'll go be your friend Sharon's dad! At least she likes me!"
User avatar #28 - phoenix grinder (11/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
easy there, Satan
User avatar #15 - xdeathspawnx (11/27/2013) [-]
You'd have to get all of her friends to go through with it too if they've ever seen you. The look on her face when you walked back in the door would be amazing though.
#7 - theguywhoaskswhy (11/27/2013) [-]
Deleted my other comment coz someone posted pretty much the exact same thing...
#37 - kada (11/27/2013) [+] (12 replies)
But then, what if she checks your Facebook or whatever it is that her generation would use in the years to come? You replace your physical pictures but erasing your digital footprint is tough.
User avatar #40 to #37 - vexaton (11/27/2013) [-]
Block her from facebook, so it seems like you weren't her friend at all, make pictures only for friends. Either that, or you could just delete your account...

Also, if she has pictures of you on her own computer, that's really easy too. Just ask her to borrow her laptop for like ten seconds, say thanks. You change the remote desktop settings to public, give her a static IP, and write it down. This way, at night or whatever, you can simply roam the computer to your full extent to delete (or backup) any photos with you in them.
User avatar #31 - headboomshot (11/27/2013) [-]
is this the guy that did goosebumps screenplays?
User avatar #22 - quantumlegend ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
It's a Wonderful Life, isn't it?
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