Whatre bleck pleeple caled in spanglish?. After having my tampon tunnel slammed, he then proceeded to thrust my other vagina. My throat was so full of Ocean's 1
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After having my tampon tunnel slammed, he then proceeded to thrust my other vagina. My throat was so full of Ocean's 11 Inches and cock snot, the cock custard was sliming down my chin and onto my boobage. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and love mayonnaise in my turd-herder created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. It was bliss having his purple-headed trouser snake plunged inside me again; stuffing my split peach with a squash just didn't get my quim spritzing like it used to. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my carp cavity got me spattering clunge gunge faster than snot off a whip.

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C) Anonymous 05/ 02/ ( Fri) F
Why do White and Asian Americans have higher suicidal rates than Black Americans?
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Having a an is really stressful
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#10 - fourchinsbrah (05/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
my favorite scene from fight club
my favorite scene from fight club
User avatar #2 - MonstrousAngel (05/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What the **** is going on in that description
#3 to #2 - swiftarrow (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't know, but...
User avatar #13 - nudybooty (05/03/2014) [+] (19 replies)
The question I want answered is, why is Asian culture obsessed with western culture and western culture obsessed with Asian culture.?
#30 - doctorstein (05/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**doctorstein rolled image** Two can play this game, OP.

“It was bliss having his greasy kebab skewer slid inside me again; stuffing my tampon tunnel with an antique doorknob just didn't get my soft-shelled tuna taco flowing like it used to. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger hammering my oyster ditch made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in church. My mouth was so full of spam dagger and Da Vinci load, the penis pudding was sliming down my chin and onto my boobage. With his purple beaver buster pounding deep into my depravity cavity, the sensation of his huge penis smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus probed deeper into my soft tight anus.
#40 to #30 - fourchinsbrah (05/03/2014) [-]
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
#5 - mrjunebug (05/03/2014) [-]
Dat description tho.
#23 - tealcanaan (05/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Mayate es muy mal en describo negros.

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#4 - anusraper (05/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
my own oc fagets
#34 - willindor (05/03/2014) [-]
That is one helluva description.
That is one helluva description.
#36 - jackknapp (05/03/2014) [-]
With his spam dagger raiding deep into my mound of love pudding, the sensation of his chubstep smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his vein cane plunged deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. Within no time, I could feel the 						******					 ectoplasm dripping from my soft tight anus and all over my furburger. My mouth was so full of one-eyed milkman and steamin' semen, the cock custard was foaming down my chin and onto my droopies. I can't wait to lap the magician's wax from his womb raider.
With his spam dagger raiding deep into my mound of love pudding, the sensation of his chubstep smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his vein cane plunged deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. Within no time, I could feel the ****** ectoplasm dripping from my soft tight anus and all over my furburger. My mouth was so full of one-eyed milkman and steamin' semen, the cock custard was foaming down my chin and onto my droopies. I can't wait to lap the magician's wax from his womb raider.
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