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What you say M8. Waiting staff, wait staff, waitstaff or serving staff are those who work at a restaurant or a bar, and sometimes in private homes, attending cu

Waiting staff, wait staff, waitstaff or serving staff are those who work at a restaurant or a bar, and sometimes in private homes, attending customers supplying them with food and drink as requested

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I have a really hot waiter.
Guys he came back with my food and said, "Careful the plate is
hot too.'' So I asked, 'too?" and E MY SHOULDER
THEN MADE A SPEELING NOISE.
FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
suck his dick"
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#17 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
> implying a tumblr bitch is hot
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#41 to #39 - mrjweezy (12/26/2014) [-]
she pretty fugly to me.
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User avatar #65 to #39 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Man that was not a good example.
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User avatar #35 to #17 - capslockrage (12/26/2014) [-]
Aye bruh, I use tumblr all the time because of the hot bitches that post nudies of themselves on tumblr
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User avatar #18 to #17 - iphoneguy ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Well, she didn't call him a rapist as soon as he touched her shoulder so it can't be that bad
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#21 to #18 - woodoo (12/26/2014) [-]
Well no, she found him hot, as such, he doesnt rape people by existing, only people they are not immidietly atracted to can rape.
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#22 to #21 - woodoo (12/26/2014) [-]
And that reply was to the wrong person, sorry.
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User avatar #25 to #22 - iphoneguy ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
kek
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#67 to #18 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
Implying the user is a girl. It could be a gay man. Makes for a more interesting story in my opinion.
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#15 - pappathethird (12/26/2014) [-]
what to do
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#57 to #15 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
>accidentally suck his dick





















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#73 to #57 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
That's the joke yea.
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User avatar #1 - sandpounder (12/26/2014) [-]
well theyre not wrong
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#23 to #1 - justleav (12/26/2014) [-]
Suck his heart before his dick
Suck his heart before his dick
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#16 - chaoticlaw (12/26/2014) [-]
If 55 people are telling you to suck his dick, you should totally do it. Peer pressure is rarely wrong.
If 55 people are telling you to suck his dick, you should totally do it. Peer pressure is rarely wrong.
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User avatar #62 to #16 - entertaining (12/26/2014) [-]
...Do you have a lot of Steven Universe gifs/pics....because that's really cool actually.
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#37 to #16 - thesticklebricks (12/26/2014) [-]
exactly, i thought peer pressure could be wrong but then someone reminded me "who else is gonna finish your line for you?"
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User avatar #8 - randomituseddie (12/26/2014) [-]
waiter comes over
"careful, the plate is hot"
stumbles and accidentally taps shoulder
Barely stops himself saying **** , comes out as "shhh"
tumblr invents a story
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#14 to #8 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
because 4chan doesn't do the exact same thing.
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#24 to #14 - woodoo (12/26/2014) [-]
No, 4chan doesnt go out.
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User avatar #30 to #14 - TexMex (12/26/2014) [-]
Atleast 4chan comes up with good stories.
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#31 to #30 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
Good=opinions
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#33 to #31 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
Everyone has different opinions, why is yours so ****** ?
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User avatar #48 to #14 - kitarierose (12/26/2014) [-]
But 4chan is anonymous, Tumblr people show off there ****** blogs, trying to get attention. 4chan people don't give a **** if they get attention or not.
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#13 - misterdiddly (12/26/2014) [-]
Tumblr typing their fantasies online, only hoping they would actually occur in real life
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#45 to #13 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
4chan tells a impossible and dumb story, LOL HILARIOUS AND BELIEVABLE
tumblr tells a story no matter what. TOO BAD THAT NEVER HAPPENED

"But 4chan story's are funny", yeah, so are tumblrs most of the time, you guys are just bias as **** .
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#52 to #45 - hylebus (12/26/2014) [-]
Get the **** out with your logic and facts, we don't need you here.
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User avatar #66 to #45 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
"Most of the time" is a tad optimistic.
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#38 to #13 - ishotthedeputy (12/26/2014) [-]
At least that's an innocent dream that's pretty cute. Half the dreams on here are y'all wanting dragon incest or some **** .
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User avatar #40 to #38 - impaledsandwich (12/26/2014) [-]
Do you not want dragon incest? Homo.
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#58 to #38 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Are you implying dragon incest isn't cute? From what kind of ********* did you crawl from?
Are you implying dragon incest isn't cute?




















From what kind of ********* did you crawl from?
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#27 - goseikiba (12/26/2014) [-]
I hope those won't trigger her.
I hope those won't trigger her.
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#7 - touchmybutt (12/26/2014) [-]
So she typed "he's hot" on tumblr and he heard it..?
So she typed "he's hot" on tumblr and he heard it..?
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User avatar #42 to #7 - cormy (12/26/2014) [-]
I just figured he was browsing on his phone or something while he was working. Restaurants aren't always super busy.
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User avatar #10 to #7 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
When he said "The plate is hot too" he was implying that she's hot.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - touchmybutt (12/26/2014) [-]
Oooh... Makes sence.
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User avatar #20 to #10 - shutupsocks (12/26/2014) [-]
My first impression was that he knows he's hot and the food he's bringing out is hot, too.
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#32 to #20 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
autism~
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User avatar #36 to #32 - capslockrage (12/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, you've got it, which is why you're using this thing ~ after calling people out for autism where it doesn't apply.
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User avatar #6 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Wooaahhh its almost like servers put in some effort in order to get a bigger tip or something.
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User avatar #12 to #6 - spongeychicken (12/26/2014) [-]
I think she's trying to get a bigger tip
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User avatar #29 - leifbunny (12/26/2014) [-]
Workin HARD for that tip. Seriously. Is she that surprised? He probably does the same thing to old ladies.
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User avatar #34 to #29 - capslockrage (12/26/2014) [-]
I think the funny part is that he saw what she was typing
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#59 to #3 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
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#43 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
So, did she suck his dick!?
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User avatar #70 to #43 - reican (12/27/2014) [-]
he use tumblr
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#63 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
On a slightly unrelated note, I was once thrown out of a restaurant for referring to the person waiting on me as a waiter and then I was promptly informed the PC word is "server". To me that sounds worse but whatever. Anyway the manager said I was disrespecting his staff and had to leave.
On a slightly unrelated note, I was once thrown out of a restaurant for referring to the person waiting on me as a waiter and then I was promptly informed the PC word is "server". To me that sounds worse but whatever. Anyway the manager said I was disrespecting his staff and had to leave.
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#72 to #63 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
get on multiple review sites and give them bad reviews with multiple accounts, report them to the FDA for violating code 12:A-3
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#44 - kimmu (12/26/2014) [-]
Like anyone would find a tumblr girl hot
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#75 to #44 - anon (12/27/2014) [-]
have you seen the porn on that site!?
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User avatar #47 to #44 - ilcecchino (12/26/2014) [-]
You're confusing Tumblr with Femnazi. Tumblr is just their homebase, it doesnt make everyone a SJW there
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User avatar #64 to #47 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
I'm sure he didn't mean this, but I like to think there's a distinction between "Tumblr girl" and "girl who uses Tumblr"
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User avatar #46 to #44 - shadowstepone (12/26/2014) [-]
idk if you've been to real life
but tumblr has millions of users
and i know some of them
there are some hot ones
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#4 - evilbooty (12/26/2014) [-]
That waiter must be a chubby chasin pedo
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#60 to #4 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
A thirstier than spongebob in sandy's dome that's more desperate than a horny 13 y/o boy on CoD looking for girls chubby chasin' pedo*
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User avatar #51 - gnomechild (12/26/2014) [-]
These tumblr posts are sO STUPID
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#55 to #51 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
that's clever
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#74 - aerialcharles (12/27/2014) [-]
Well actually the more mass something has the more heat it's capable of generating. I mean if the sun was actually made out of bananas it would be just as hot.

So being a high-mass Tumblr object, she's probably very hot indeed.
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#69 - punka (12/27/2014) [-]
Guy just answered to himself that there are 55 Notifications which say he should suck Dick.
Mfw
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#71 to #69 - buymemilk (12/27/2014) [-]
"guy"? "himself"? "he"? when did the poster specify his gender? not that its overly important...
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User avatar #76 to #71 - punka (12/27/2014) [-]
Oh, well yeah, you're right, "OP" would've been better I guess
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User avatar #2 - therealtjthemedic (12/26/2014) [-]
I'll buy 'things that never happened' for three bucks.
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User avatar #9 to #2 - rejakted (12/26/2014) [-]
**rejakted used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**rejakted rolls A mime having a stroke.**
**rejakted rolls Cuddling.**
**rejakted rolls The ooze.**
Here are the things you requested.
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User avatar #19 to #2 - hashtagdouchebag (12/26/2014) [-]
You don't know how Jeopardy works, do you
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User avatar #56 to #19 - therealtjthemedic (12/26/2014) [-]
Wasn't actually talking about Jeopardy
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