What year is it?. Zathura?. Fucked up stories? Okay. we T years old melt friend' s place tthey are a poorfag family we opens a shelf and gets out an old board g
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What year is it?

Zathura?

Tags: Jumanji
Fucked up stories? Okay.
we T years old
melt friend' s place
tthey are a poorfag family
we opens a shelf and gets out an old board game
Wis father enters the room, sees it
this is my game, don' t touch it"
but daddy, we wanna play something"
bfather proceeds to beat the shit out of my friend
Hm standing there terrified and having no idea what to do
mmy friend is crying
you go home now and dent tell anyone"
kl do as he says because I' m afraid
shoakan' t have touched the dude' s game
what did you expect, a treat?
i Anonymous (ID: / pqg) (( Tue)' 17: 320990
we 55 years old
aat home
ccome into living room and my son and his friend are about to open jumanji
ibeat the shit out of him
Hell his friend to fuck off and go home
tthey have no idea what they nearly did
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Submitted: 12/16/2013
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User avatar #1 - murdocbates (12/16/2013) [-]
i would have opened it just to ensure the shit storm that'll happen.
#3 - thereasonableperso (12/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
We should round up criminals and stupid people and make them play Zathura.
#4 - macacobr ONLINE (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah. My son is a pretty stupid cunt too.  No, srsly, how people can get NEAR this thinking that someone's LIFE and SECURITY are just pieces of a game, in this case, even worthless!? Good GOD, this world needs several bitchslaps and some years in prision.   I know it might be a invented story, but I don't have a single shade of doubt that the Earth had witnessed this kind of stupidity.
Yeah. My son is a pretty stupid cunt too. No, srsly, how people can get NEAR this thinking that someone's LIFE and SECURITY are just pieces of a game, in this case, even worthless!? Good GOD, this world needs several bitchslaps and some years in prision. I know it might be a invented story, but I don't have a single shade of doubt that the Earth had witnessed this kind of stupidity.
User avatar #6 - platinuminfernape (12/17/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Can someone from the future explain?
User avatar #11 to #8 - redrex (12/17/2013) [-]
a board game, where each time you roll the dice, something bad from the jungle comes to harm you. whether it be a poacher, tiger, bunch of monkies, and you cannot stop restart the game, and the bad things will not go away until you finish the game. A few more bad things are poisonous plants, alligators, floods, earthquakes, MASSIVE AND I MEAN MASSIVE wasps. these are a few things that happened in the movie
#15 - timesmath (12/17/2013) [-]
The game they were trying to play...
#22 - lordquas (12/17/2013) [-]
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#25 - cazabrow (12/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Then why the fuck would you put Jumanji on a shelf in reach of children..
Then why the fuck would you put Jumanji on a shelf in reach of children..
#13 - wherestheredbullat ONLINE (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - alphagex (12/16/2013) [-]
I have a theory that it might be an adult board game
User avatar #14 - smartyben **User deleted account** (12/17/2013) [-]
>be 7
>you sunk by battleship
User avatar #5 - bighairyfart (12/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
55-year-old with a 7(ish)-year old son? Damn.
#32 - TheBoganglers (12/17/2013) [-]
"he opens a shelf"

I don't know about you guys but I must have missed out on some kickass shelves when I was a kid.
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