What the fuck. . Resolved Show I' another l E is this incest? Jth. t. han Okay, I don' t below if this is actually incest since it wasn' t something actually se

What the fuck

Resolved Show I' another l
E is this incest?
Jth. t. han Okay, I don' t below if this is actually incest since it wasn' t something actually sexual
Miller in the technical sense but here goes.
when Iwas little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug)
and I' d wear it all the time. Iwas told only to latte it out to poop. wipe my W. then put
it back in.
laas really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but onetime at
school I dropped it when Ilaughed the toilet and it ended up getting (ashed. so when I
went back to class stold my teacher that my poop plug got Rushed down the toilet.
She had no idea what laas talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was For " minutes the school calls the
police The police ask me all these questions and at first I' m scared because I think
rm in trouble for losing my poop plug.
Tums out my mom has schizophrenia and was making we wear this *******" so
Satan couldnt stick his cock in my power and make me gay
Snare we F Flatten emu
this is hands the wildest post on this entire site
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#1 - Funnel ONLINE (08/02/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
#15 - auryn (08/03/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I had my parents do the exact opposite.

They only put it in when I needed to poop.
User avatar #18 - Jabberwocky (08/03/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Hey
guys

guys

what if

guys
what if
tumblr users didn't

guys
what if tumblr users didn't leave useless, overreacting, cancerous comments on every ******* thing ever

guys really
#29 - thrashtildeath (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Wait a minute.... so you're telling me not everyone has a poop plug?!
#36 - wilfredfanforever (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah it had a pretty big tumor, but in the end we were able to remove it.
User avatar #71 - hashtronaut (08/03/2014) [-]
Fighting homosexuality by using a buttplug sounds like fighting fire with gasoline
User avatar #23 - toosexyforyou (08/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Protect your son against Satan turning him game? Pfft, more like getting your kid ready to be used as a sex toy.
User avatar #41 to #23 - leonhardt (08/03/2014) [-]
Ah yes. I remember when I told my parents I was game.

I was like "Mom, dad..."

"Press X to have a touching family moment."
#17 - spidurman (08/03/2014) [-]
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#70 - assrocket (08/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That's actually kind of sweet.
The mum had a mental illness that made them afraid and paranoid but she still managed to 'protect' the kid in the best way she knew how. I know perfectly sane people who can't even ******* take care of themselves, let alone a dependent child.
#40 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>From Yahoo Answers
>"THIS IS THE WILDEST POST ON TUMBLR!!!!!"

I mean goddamn.
#100 - thunderpony (08/03/2014) [-]
Plot twist, the guy turns out gay anyways
Plot twist, the guy turns out gay anyways
User avatar #98 - iamaniceperson (08/03/2014) [-]
Shove things up your son's butt to prevent him being gay

Flawless logic
User avatar #9 - callahill (08/03/2014) [-]
Well. Did it work?
User avatar #105 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
why are people thumbing this faggot up all he does is tumblr ********
User avatar #107 to #105 - cormy (08/03/2014) [-]
Well, I actually enjoyed this post so there's that.
#90 - freedombirdman (08/03/2014) [-]
Well at least she cares.... I think.
#99 - kaboomz (08/03/2014) [+] (4 replies)
please tell me this is fake and people like that dont exist in real life
User avatar #104 to #99 - sociocat (08/03/2014) [-]
natural selection cant do its job nowadays with all the technology about
User avatar #31 - fhonax ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Is this incest?
Or just a fantasyyyyyy
Caught in my sisters roooom
No escape through the doorway
User avatar #42 to #31 - darksideofthebeast (08/03/2014) [-]
Please... Just stop.
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