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#26 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (47 replies)
I am a straight male who thoroughly enjoyed fingering his own ass for shortened period of time while i fapped. Which is weird cause i would never wanna get ****** in the ass.
User avatar #69 to #26 - elitehacker (11/06/2013) [-]
phanact, you don't have to post as anon. we know this is you.
User avatar #30 - wickkles (11/06/2013) [+] (41 replies)
I'm not gay.
User avatar #47 to #30 - chuckbillrow (11/06/2013) [-]
that would devastate your boyfriend if he ever found out
#270 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
me and my brother have ****** (both male)
#289 to #270 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
kevin?
User avatar #1 - phanact (11/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I'm Phanact
#409 - sophieshorts (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I let the dogs out.
I let the dogs out.
#287 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I haven't missed a day of masturbation since I was 10.
I haven't missed a day of masturbation since I was 10.
User avatar #41 - tittylovin (11/06/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I secretly hate getting messages in my inbox for no real reason
User avatar #169 - badboyscout (11/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I like to shower completely naked
#23 - mysterykid (11/06/2013) [+] (108 replies)
When I was 11 years old I moved to a completely new country and knew no one. On my first day of school I met this kid named Roy. Most the kids in the school didn't accept me and I hated the place, but Roy came and sat by me during lunch. We talked and became friends rather quickly. During recess he asked if I wanted to hang out after school. With nothing better to do I agreed. We agreed to meet up at the park down the street since we both lived relatively close to it and the school was kinda far. After I got home I told my mom I was hanging out with my friend I made from school. She normally wouldn't have let me just leave, but she was happy I was making friends so quickly, so I assume that's why she let me go. the park was your typical playground. Nothing special. Behind the park was an open field, and just beyond that there was woods. I asked Roy if he liked climbing trees. He said he'd never tried. I then took him over to the woods and taught him how to climb the trees. We did this pretty regularly for the next couple months. I was always faster than him, and he was always hesitant to climbing higher. There was one tree towards the back of the forest that was much higher than the others. One day I started climbing it with him. I climbed all the way to the highest branch and looked down on him struggling. He said he was scared and didn't want to go any higher. I kept pressuring him. He kept climbing until he was almost to the top. As he reached for the last branch I started shaking the tree and he lost his grip and started panicking. He then screamed at me to stop and he wanted to go back. I started pressuring him and he finally decided to climb to the last branch after I promised to not shake the tree anymore. He started reaching for the last branch, he grabbed it and started pulling himself up, I started shaking the tree again and he lost his grip on the branch and fell. As he was falling he hit a branch which tore into his shirt and ruptured his lung, He died
#15 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (28 replies)
I've given my older brother head in his sleep... and I sucked a 14yo's dick when I was just under 19...
User avatar #148 - anonymoose (11/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm not really a moose.
User avatar #376 - hellspawner ONLINE (11/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't like items
#219 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I slept with my best friends boyfriend. If anyone found out I would lose my boyfriend and my best friend = life over.
#232 to #219 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
Go to hell.
User avatar #259 - drooms (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sometimes at night I loose consciousness until the next morning.
#176 - nyangiraffe (11/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I killed a guy with a trident
User avatar #16 - anbieter (11/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once bought a doctor who screwdriver and stuck it up my ass
User avatar #83 to #82 - anbieter (11/06/2013) [-]
I've lost my grandma in it
#34 - harbingerwolf (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ladies and gentlemen...   
   
   
I am Iron man...
Ladies and gentlemen...


I am Iron man...
User avatar #25 - acidreign (11/06/2013) [-]
I secretly enjoy telling people my secrets. Don't tell anyone.
#125 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [+] (29 replies)
test
#137 to #125 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
Okay, when I was young, probably around 3 or 4, I was molested by my older cousin. I have these faint images of it happening, and I remember my mother and/or aunt (my aunt was a waste of life piece of **** that was overweight and had a lazy eye) walikng in and seeing us.

I dont know what happened after that, but just the other day my mom was drunk and she told me that she tried to protect me and my sister. Then she told me that SHE was molested, and possibly raped when she was a kid by her cousin, and possibly my brother. I don't want to know about these things, I just want to forget, but now I can't even sleep. I've also been having these fantasies, these rape/bondage fetishes, that I don't want to have, but I keep partaking in.

I don't know what to do anymore.
#39 - mangoroid (11/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Almost 						******					 my close cousin (we were drunk). Still awkward between us.   
 Also, I fapped with my left hand once
Almost ****** my close cousin (we were drunk). Still awkward between us.
Also, I fapped with my left hand once
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