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User avatar #79 - Sewallman (10/26/2015) [-]
I have seen things come out of my wife.. What score is that?
User avatar #103 to #79 - chipchap ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Watching her take a dump ain't a plus
User avatar #254 to #103 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Only if you're into that.
#18 - royalunicorn (10/26/2015) [-]
**royalunicorn used "*roll picture*"**
**royalunicorn rolled image****royalunicorn used "*roll 1, 0-11*"**
**royalunicorn rolls 11**
User avatar #368 to #18 - figtreez (10/27/2015) [-]
nice one kissless virgin
User avatar #367 to #18 - kriml ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
nice dubs, faggot
#369 to #367 - royalunicorn (10/27/2015) [-]
Who gives a damn about opposite gender when have been talked with dubs
User avatar #438 to #369 - DJstar (10/27/2015) [-]
id rather talk about source....
User avatar #12 - joshlol (10/26/2015) [-]
12
User avatar #442 to #12 - moldybreadcrumb (10/27/2015) [-]
lol gay
User avatar #456 to #442 - joshlol (10/27/2015) [-]
no homo
User avatar #432 to #12 - joshyfrost (10/27/2015) [-]
Y does everyone hate joshlol?
User avatar #434 to #432 - fpoon (10/27/2015) [-]
Not everyone hates joshlol, I mean even he must have a mom.
User avatar #447 to #432 - hardjunk (10/27/2015) [-]
when i asked that i got red thumbed to death
0 replies
User avatar #454 to #432 - optimussum (10/27/2015) [-]
they dont
its more like having a virgin punching bag
User avatar #402 to #12 - sanitarysan ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
is that looking at the opposite gender and then looking away before your eyes meet?
User avatar #403 to #402 - joshlol (10/27/2015) [-]
refusing to acknowledge that the opposite gender actually exists
User avatar #428 to #403 - twiceasfun (10/27/2015) [-]
Sounds better than living with the knowledge none of them will ever want you
User avatar #405 to #403 - sanitarysan ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
i would not worry about it, rather be a 12 then a -12, maybe
#361 to #12 - sillybee (10/27/2015) [-]
**sillybee used "*roll picture*"**
**sillybee rolled image**¨can i suck your cock now joshlol?
#365 to #361 - thegrimpoe (10/27/2015) [-]
beautiful
User avatar #66 to #12 - sociocat (10/26/2015) [-]
So you decided to ride your own bandwagon huh?
User avatar #152 to #66 - warioteam (10/27/2015) [-]
***** hes drivingthe bandwagon
he made the ******* wheels himself
User avatar #22 to #12 - lean ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
That's anal w/ another dude because you are so desperate for intimate contact. congrats, faggot
User avatar #30 to #22 - joshlol (10/26/2015) [-]
it's not gay if one of you is straight
User avatar #46 to #30 - putincanmeltcrimea (10/26/2015) [-]
what straight guy would agree to **** you?
User avatar #58 to #46 - bloodmadnertwo ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
i would **** joshlol
User avatar #106 to #58 - twiceasfun (10/27/2015) [-]
Okay but what straight guy?
User avatar #115 to #106 - bloodmadnertwo ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Me, joshlol is a girl bruh
#127 to #115 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
Can confirm

He has a vagina
User avatar #215 to #127 - putincanmeltcrimea (10/27/2015) [-]
isnt that like reverse futa?
User avatar #468 to #215 - bloodmadnertwo ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
aka perfection
User avatar #469 to #468 - putincanmeltcrimea (10/27/2015) [-]
fj is a magical place where the hottest things are women with dicks and men with vaginas
User avatar #470 to #469 - bloodmadnertwo ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
And i wouldnt have it any other way
User avatar #53 to #12 - maybehuman ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
is that anal?
#146 to #53 - sirlorge (10/27/2015) [-]
It's the complete opposite of anal. Like negative sex.
User avatar #159 to #146 - thisisspartah (10/27/2015) [-]
its when you were a c sectiion so you didnt even touch a vagina at birth, and your mum never loved you
User avatar #411 to #159 - advice ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
my daughter was a C-section. I ain't raising no lesbian, only vagina she's touching is her own.
User avatar #473 to #411 - thisisspartah (10/27/2015) [-]
need me to help ;)
#168 to #146 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
getting raped by muslim immigrants
#471 to #168 - sirlorge (10/27/2015) [-]
If it's my fetish, is it possible for it to be considered rape?

Why do you have this picture?
User avatar #250 to #12 - zaiopeperse (10/27/2015) [-]
So let me get this straight, you're so virgin you were born from stem cell research in the all-male gulag?
User avatar #251 to #250 - zaiopeperse (10/27/2015) [-]
Or all-woman gulag, I really don't know what you are, dorry about that
User avatar #302 to #250 - qnamanmanga (10/27/2015) [-]
He may be deaf/unable to talk.
User avatar #477 to #302 - zaiopeperse (10/28/2015) [-]
Also possible
User avatar #33 to #12 - exotic ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
comment 12 as well
damn
User avatar #16 - optimussum (10/26/2015) [-]
0

im disappointed in myself for being such a normie
0
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User avatar #281 to #16 - elgrind (10/27/2015) [-]
NORMIES
User avatar #125 to #16 - Waldowitharedhat (10/27/2015) [-]
I agree.

We'll never get our wizard powers at 40 years old.
User avatar #145 to #125 - adu ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
It's 30 you normie! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
User avatar #23 - mizzdepp (10/26/2015) [-]
what if i've never been hugged, but had sex?
this would be one sad life
User avatar #234 to #23 - phunkyzilla (10/27/2015) [-]
I guess one could say "get ****** " and mean it literally
#193 to #23 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
I got a blowjob before my first kiss.
Still not entirely sure how.
#248 to #193 - arreatface (10/27/2015) [-]
that means your first kiss tasted like dick
sure says a lot
#362 to #193 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
I had a threesome before i had sex
#421 to #362 - dorg (10/27/2015) [-]
**dorg used "*roll picture*"**
**dorg rolled image** I have been offered threesomes twice, maybe even 3 girls one of them as I was not sure how the girl I was spooning felt about it. Due to a personality disorder however, I am still happy virgin.

I have experienced stage 2 so many times it is almost laughable, yet I always back out before stage 0. I have never been offered stage one however, weirdly enough.
User avatar #253 to #193 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Ew, did you kiss the same girl right after you came? If i had a girlfriend who decided to suck me off i'd prolly dump her because it nearly makes me puke thinking of putting my toungue and lips at the same spot i have showered with my steaming thick load of semen.
User avatar #378 to #253 - thesoulseeker ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
" If i had a girlfriend who decided to suck me off i'd prolly dump her..."
Didn't know you were such a colossal faggot.
User avatar #386 to #378 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Thats disgusting.
User avatar #410 to #386 - thesoulseeker ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Not really, the girl just has to drink a glass of something and you're fine. Especially if you don't cum in her mouth.
User avatar #26 to #23 - joshlol (10/26/2015) [-]
I'd say I don't believe u
User avatar #35 to #26 - mizzdepp (10/26/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'v had my hugs ^_^
User avatar #36 to #35 - joshlol (10/26/2015) [-]
<3
#252 to #36 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
11 now
User avatar #40 to #36 - mizzdepp (10/26/2015) [-]
<33
User avatar #312 to #36 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
why are you talking to a roastie?
User avatar #25 to #23 - chokinandtokin (10/26/2015) [-]
That is pretty sad
#9 - triges (10/26/2015) [-]
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**triges rolled image** **triges used "*roll 1, 0-11*"**
**triges rolls 05** this is how I roll
#136 - arrozconleche (10/27/2015) [-]
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**arrozconleche rolls 08**
#51 - raybingorebirth (10/26/2015) [-]
How's it going? I’m Ray Bingo.
User avatar #128 to #51 - ilovehitler (10/27/2015) [-]
Still better than themed accounts
User avatar #399 to #51 - zeldapronmaster (10/27/2015) [-]
welcome back you magnificent bastard
User avatar #93 to #51 - pocketstooheavy (10/27/2015) [-]
YESS!
#431 to #51 - StickyTissueLoLz (10/27/2015) [-]
How's it going? I'm Regular Bingo.
User avatar #91 to #51 - sweetbutteryjesus (10/27/2015) [-]
Godspeed, Ray.
Godspeed.
User avatar #94 to #51 - pocketstooheavy (10/27/2015) [-]
My favourite ********** <3
#76 to #51 - willindor (10/26/2015) [-]
By the Emperor! He's back!
#153 to #51 - admjgg (10/27/2015) [-]
Good to have you back, Ray.
#143 - yugiohkris (10/27/2015) [-]
>>#59, >>#70, >>#88, >>#114, >>#119, >>#134, >>#139, >>#6, >>#10, >>#16, ******* NORMAL FAGS GET OFF THIS POST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #164 to #143 - zacoren (10/27/2015) [-]
Meh, the girl i slept with was like face 7/10 body 4/10 everybody knows it's the body that counts.
User avatar #249 to #143 - medxforme ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
I'm not sorry that I scored a 0
#303 to #143 - touchmybutt (10/27/2015) [-]
Shhh, you can [insert my name here] if you'd like
#366 to #303 - hxhmaniac ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
you already put the trap warnings in the comments and not the title in your 			****		 posts, stop trying to make fj even more gay.  or don't
you already put the trap warnings in the comments and not the title in your **** posts, stop trying to make fj even more gay. or don't
#437 to #366 - touchmybutt (10/27/2015) [-]
It's not gay as long as you're the one getting your
#439 to #437 - hxhmaniac ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
thats still hella gay post more ****
User avatar #459 to #439 - touchmybutt (10/27/2015) [-]
I'll probably post more in the future~
#460 to #459 - hxhmaniac ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
i need it now though
User avatar #461 to #460 - touchmybutt (10/27/2015) [-]
I don't have any now..
User avatar #196 - hardedmreap (10/27/2015) [-]
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**hardedmreap rolls 11**
User avatar #162 - assassindash ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
**assassindash used "*roll 1, 1-12*"**
**assassindash rolls 12**

It's like an 8-ball!
User avatar #262 to #163 - melwach (10/27/2015) [-]
You can be open on this site, we won't judge you.
Looser.
User avatar #266 to #262 - assassindash ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
**assassindash used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"**
**assassindash rolls You have the ability to not worry about being placed in a sex-segregated detention center, holding facility, jail or prison that is incongruent with your identity.**
#24 - elementfall (10/26/2015) [-]
9,but i'm still in my 2nd highschool year so it's really not a desperate case
User avatar #27 to #24 - joshlol (10/26/2015) [-]
r u 18
User avatar #34 to #27 - elementfall (10/26/2015) [-]
nope,i'm not legal 4 u right now bby
User avatar #37 to #34 - joshlol (10/26/2015) [-]
OR THIS SITE
User avatar #38 to #37 - elementfall (10/26/2015) [-]
shh,tell no one
User avatar #382 to #38 - zahidlol (10/27/2015) [-]
I'm a year ahead, but I still post **** with an alternate account.

Also, I'm at an 8, so that's something.
User avatar #287 to #24 - derivat (10/27/2015) [-]
That's what I keep telling myself
User avatar #32 - Sunset ONLINE (10/26/2015) [-]
9
#294 - anon (10/27/2015) [-]
56, I've done all of those!
User avatar #395 to #294 - listerthepessimist (10/27/2015) [-]
I bet it was with a girl faggot
User avatar #401 to #339 - stratatak (10/27/2015) [-]
Adventure Time - Tier 15 Full source since this is one of my favorite Adventure Time moments.
#20 - szatan (10/26/2015) [-]
hard to explain but 8 and 4
#214 to #20 - thecrayzeeman (10/27/2015) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #424 to #20 - dorg (10/27/2015) [-]
Sounds pretty standard to me. Hell, I have even given a massage to a girls ass while she was completely sober and she was fine with it. Not even a kiss or hug, just straight to ass massage without any exchanged words. The next day I pretended to not remember anything about it, as she is my friend, instead she served me pancakes as breakfast and all was good.

Also, the massage lasted 30 ish min... The fact that I never pursued further than that might be proof that I am socially retarded. She was a solid 7 or something, on a Swedish scale. I may also just be a good butt rubber, who knows.
User avatar #132 to #20 - slaughprikot (10/27/2015) [-]
explain
User avatar #228 - psyachu ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ, this is the most cancerous, autistic **** ever put on this god-forsaken site.
#235 - kanduhuskedetder ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
God dammit FJ... I came here to laugh. Not getting depressed over my favorite web community pity each other for not being able to ******* get laid.
Not with that attitude, you don't.
#450 - ragingposer (10/27/2015) [-]
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**ragingposer rolled image**
I will let the god of dice decide! **ragingposer used "*roll 1, 0-11*"**
**ragingposer rolls 00**

But in truth I am 0
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