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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - willindor
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(06/26/2014) [-]
I had the opportunity to post "First", But I didn't.
User avatar #323 to #1 - immclovinit
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(06/26/2014) [-]
enjoy yellow text
#386 to #1 - anon id: b76dafa1
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(06/26/2014) [-]
you still did
User avatar #649 to #1 - ronyx
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(06/27/2014) [-]
You cheeky little cunt.
#675 to #1 - jblumz
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User avatar #694 to #1 - vegeta
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This person typed more words to avoid doing it. now that's going the extra mile.
not very lazy now is it.
User avatar #245 to #1 - jbywalec
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(06/26/2014) [-]
Not my experience but really worth the read. I copied this. From Reddit. I am Sorry.
"I was once on a US military ship, having breakfast in the wardroom (officers lounge) when the Operations Officer (OPS) walks in. This guy was the definition of NOT a morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed... basically a zombie with a bagel. He sits down across from me to eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is to the outboard side of the ship, and the morning sun is blazing in one of the portholes putting a big bright-ass circle of light right on his barely conscious face. He's squinting and chewing and basically just remembering how to be alive for today. It's painful to watch.
But then zombie-OPS stops chewing, slowly picks up the phone, and dials the bridge. In his well-known I'm-still-totally-asleep voice, he says "heeeey. It's OPS. Could you... shift our barpat... yeah, one six five. Thanks." And puts the phone down. And then he just sits there. Squinting. Waiting.
And then, ever so slowly, I realize that that big blazing spot of sun has begun to slide off the zombie's face and onto the wall behind him. After a moment it clears his face and he blinks slowly a few times and the brilliant beauty of what I've just witnessed begins to overwhelm me. By ordering the bridge to adjust the ship's back-and-forth patrol by about 15 degrees, he's changed our course just enough to reposition the sun off of his face. He's literally just redirected thousands of tons of steel and hundreds of people so that he could get the sun out of his eyes while he eats his bagel. I am in awe.
He slowly picks up his bagel and for a moment I'm terrified at the thought that his own genius may escape him, that he may never appreciate the epic brilliance of his laziness (since he's not going to wake up for another hour). But between his next bites he pauses, looks at me, and gives me the faintest, sly grin, before returning to gnaw slowly on his zombie bagel."
#398 to #1 - rakoom
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(06/26/2014) [-]
This comment is (at this moment) six thumbs below the content.

You go, follow your dreams, comment.
User avatar #767 to #398 - deathstare
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(06/27/2014) [-]
This comment is now diamonds
User avatar #409 to #1 - halomike
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(06/26/2014) [-]
Have fun with the text, bitch.
#414 to #1 - cleu
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(06/26/2014) [-]
What a paradox!
User avatar #464 to #1 - nought
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(06/26/2014) [-]
BUT YOU DID

YOU SAID FIRST
User avatar #588 to #1 - ribocoon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
i'm keeping it at 666
#707 to #1 - djequalizee
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#412 to #1 - Seanxone
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(06/26/2014) [-]
Enjoy that yellow text
Enjoy that yellow text
#461 to #1 - chrispoot
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(06/26/2014) [-]
Now, Admin, do as you promised, give this man yellow text you ******* faggot
Now, Admin, do as you promised, give this man yellow text you ******* faggot
#653 to #1 - ohpee
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Passing the content.
Passing the content.
#18 to #1 - matchboxrider
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User avatar #219 to #18 - createdjustnow
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(06/26/2014) [-]
no, he meant he had the opportunity to post a comment saying "first" since he was in the position to be the first commenter
#17 - novabird
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(06/26/2014) [-]
wear the same boxers for 6 months, drink out of the same teacup for a month without washing, take a piss in the shower while bathing.
use the tp tube to wipe my ass instead of getting a new roll.
User avatar #670 to #17 - ecowolfrb
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I've done 2/4 of those things. Now I can look down on you like the white **** I am for being half as disgusting as me.
User avatar #672 to #670 - novabird
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(06/27/2014) [-]
that's just a few of the worst things, i go way beyond this.
then again i have dealt with far worse stuff than most people so not much appears as gross to me.
User avatar #122 to #17 - joshlol
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(06/26/2014) [-]
I make about 10 cups of tea per cup before washing
**** saves time
User avatar #702 to #122 - vegeta
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(06/27/2014) [-]
any affluent tea drinker knows washing a tea cup every use takes the merit and essence from the tea cup.

You're insane if you interrupt the tranquil flow of hot leaf water by barbarically scraping chemically altered animal fat across your chalice between brews.
#145 to #17 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(06/26/2014) [-]
6 months in the same boxers...
User avatar #218 to #17 - spongebobsleg
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(06/26/2014) [-]
holy ****, are you my brother?
User avatar #250 to #17 - syntheticdoll
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(06/26/2014) [-]
I don't wash my glass if i drink the same thing i drank previously.
I wear the same bra for weeks.
And peeing in the shower feels godly.
User avatar #308 to #17 - teratorn
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(06/26/2014) [-]
Thats kinda unhealthy dude.
User avatar #438 to #17 - tommythecatt
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(06/26/2014) [-]
"use the tp tube to wipe my ass instead of getting a new roll" Yea... I can say I've done this too.
#473 to #17 - billburr
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(06/26/2014) [-]
.
User avatar #566 to #17 - defeats
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(06/27/2014) [-]
You much have stank so badly wearing the same boxers, like stale sweaty piss. I shudder to imagine such a smelly person...
I can wear the same shorts for months before washing them, but not boxers or shirts.
User avatar #568 to #566 - novabird
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(06/27/2014) [-]
actually since i don't do much i really don't get dirty enuf to worry about smells that often, my room is also climate controlled as well, my shorts are my boxers as well.
User avatar #573 to #568 - defeats
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Oh so you just walked around in your underwear all the time? I suppose that would keep them aired to an extent.
User avatar #581 to #573 - novabird
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(06/27/2014) [-]
replace underwear with shorts, if i leave the house i wear pants over them.
User avatar #585 to #581 - defeats
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Oh I get it. What sort of length shorts are we talking?
I never liked having boxers that were too long under trousers or shorts.
User avatar #589 to #585 - novabird
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(06/27/2014) [-]
half way or further to my knees.
User avatar #590 to #589 - defeats
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(06/27/2014) [-]
ah, not too bad. Happy lazing!
#734 to #17 - professorbob
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(06/27/2014) [-]
why...
User avatar #782 to #17 - wrocky
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(06/27/2014) [-]
it's like you purposely neglected to do these things so you could post about it on fj
User avatar #785 to #782 - novabird
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(06/27/2014) [-]
look on the bright side, i am omitting nastier things.
i'm actually a lot cleaner than this these days.
User avatar #118 to #17 - dyalibya
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(06/26/2014) [-]
Oh **** this ****, how can you live like that
User avatar #532 to #17 - helenwheels
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(06/27/2014) [-]
And here ladies and gentle men we see an authentic urban bachelor in his natural habitat.
User avatar #22 to #17 - sasha
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(06/26/2014) [-]
you are ******* disgusting
#24 to #22 - novabird
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(06/26/2014) [-]
nope, too lazy for ******* as well.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sasha
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(06/26/2014) [-]
still disgusting
#27 to #25 - novabird
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(06/26/2014) [-]
just imagine the cottage cheese build up if a woman tried that.
just imagine the cottage cheese build up if a woman tried that.
#29 to #27 - sasha
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(06/26/2014) [-]
please stop
User avatar #284 to #29 - alexthesiro
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oh hey look
it's Sasha
#731 to #27 - applejackhf
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User avatar #550 to #24 - mrbuu
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(06/27/2014) [-]
you are a virgin by choice. not your choice though.
User avatar #552 to #550 - novabird
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(06/27/2014) [-]
nope, it's intentional, i get hit on a lot actually, i just hate all physical contact with people to an extreme level.
User avatar #554 to #552 - mrbuu
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(06/27/2014) [-]
yeah the one thing i learned smelling of ball sweat and loneliness turns girls on.
User avatar #557 to #554 - novabird
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i'm not the type that gets lonely.
#579 to #557 - tsoper
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yea, introverts ftw.   
   
Whenever i dont have to go in public, i dont shower or change my clothes... in the summer especially, i go 2 months wearing the same clothes and not showering.
yea, introverts ftw.

Whenever i dont have to go in public, i dont shower or change my clothes... in the summer especially, i go 2 months wearing the same clothes and not showering.
User avatar #582 to #579 - novabird
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(06/27/2014) [-]
bout sums it up.
User avatar #46 - pappathethird
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(06/26/2014) [-]
I pissed in your sink too once.
User avatar #106 to #46 - keltainenlumi
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(06/26/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #198 to #46 - zzombiee
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Yep, same here.
#344 to #198 - zzombiee
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>gets red thumbs
>k.jpg
#842 to #344 - zzombiee
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>replies to my own comment about getting red thumbs
>gets green thumbs
>wellthen.png
User avatar #28 - marshalllee
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izzygirl
#683 to #28 - jimimipwr
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(06/27/2014) [-]
******* gold, omg
******* gold, omg
User avatar #685 to #683 - marshalllee
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Ey, it's Jimmy.
User avatar #686 to #685 - jimimipwr
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(06/27/2014) [-]
hai c:
#465 to #28 - seniorawesomesauce
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(06/26/2014) [-]
10/10
10/10
User avatar #541 to #28 - zombiesnipertwo
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(06/27/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #542 to #541 - marshalllee
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The joke is that we ******.
#544 to #542 - zombiesnipertwo
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(06/27/2014) [-]
ok
ok
User avatar #30 to #28 - izzygirl
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You liked it.
#31 to #30 - marshalllee
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#714 to #31 - turbotank
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(06/27/2014) [-]
**turbotank rolled image** TOO LAZY
#711 to #30 - turbotank
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**turbotank rolled image** i was too lazy to join marshalllee and izzy so i watched
User avatar #712 to #711 - marshalllee
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Nah, brah, nah.
Go find someone else's humor to catch a ride on.
#716 to #711 - anon id: 32851f90
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Your attempt to gain thumbs from someone else's success has backfired.
#717 to #716 - turbotank
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**turbotank rolled image** too lazy to find better thing to comment on
User avatar #23 - mcderper
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(06/26/2014) [-]
I got a boner once and didn't fap

So lazy
User avatar #637 to #23 - phenact
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once I didn't get a boner

I still fapped
User avatar #839 to #637 - mcderper
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u iz my hero!
#57 - dashgamer
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I was in Afghanistan and I didn't take a shower for a month, even though we had shower facilities. I don't know what it was, but I just didn't want to walk through the moondust and get in a tent full of everybody I knew naked.
The only thing that compelled me finally to shower was when the sweat from the day's work couldn't be absorbed by my sleeping bag any more and it condensated all over my body leaving me more wet at night than your mom when she thinks of my nasty, unshowered ass.
Everyone stayed ten feet away from me unless we were prepping for a convoy or forced to work together because my stench was... worse than the burn pit where we took all of our wag-bags full of ****. My Lt told me at one point that if I didn't shower within two days he'd njp me, so that was a motivating factor, but mostly it was the whole sleeping bag situation where I was like a soggy burrito of body odor.
#742 to #57 - fbiagent
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its people like you that give the military a bad reputation
User avatar #58 to #57 - mitchmack
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njp?
User avatar #62 to #58 - dashgamer
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Non judicial punishment. Basically, you go before your CO and he can do whatever the **** he deems is warranted for your *******: dock your pay, demote you, put you on restriction, etc.
User avatar #545 to #62 - haydenmonty
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Hahaha oorah devil.
User avatar #86 - budgeting
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I'll tell you later....
User avatar #121 - joshlol
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**joshlol rolled comment #75 ** :
and you're a FAGGOT not a respectable human being


I'm too lazy to think of something funny so I'll just roll for it
User avatar #123 to #121 - attifyon
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Hey, what do you know, a related roll.
pls no ban
User avatar #276 to #121 - forthewinfort
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#475 to #121 - hairysmellyanus
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**hairysmellyanus rolled comment #14 ** :
related? Jumanji is the source
how do you roll yourself?
#108 - biscuitsunited
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Instead of putting on my mattress and sheets after washing them  Yea, I like a clean matress, got a problem?  I slept on the bed frame   
   
Also who hasn't peed in a sink?
Instead of putting on my mattress and sheets after washing them Yea, I like a clean matress, got a problem? I slept on the bed frame

Also who hasn't peed in a sink?
User avatar #676 to #108 - kau
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*****, at least you wash them, some people are too lazy for that.
#561 to #108 - BloodAwaits
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How the **** do you clean a mattress? Just use a mattress cover, it's their purpose and they're machine washable.
#257 to #108 - hammerify
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#377 - thesuperintendent
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I was watching TV and i needed to feed my dog. I didn't want to get up so I used my foot to knock over a plate of spaghetti for her.
I was watching TV and i needed to feed my dog. I didn't want to get up so I used my foot to knock over a plate of spaghetti for her.