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In captivity-, female leelas are nearly 3 times more likely to engage in lesbian sex than heterosexual sex with ather
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So you' re saying WI put We hat chicks in a cage for long enough...
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They' ll be raped by koalas eventually, yes.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - newdevyx
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**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #577567 at Friendly ** phanact puts pony figures in his anus.
User avatar #22 to #1 - dehnoobshow
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[Dong expanding intensifies]
#2 to #1 - blokrokker
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#3 - thistownneedsguns
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luckily for them, koala's are easy to fight off.   
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luckily for them, koala's are easy to fight off.
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User avatar #14 to #3 - jedimastergale
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even though they are cute...koalas are one of the most viscous animals
#28 to #14 - anon id: a8499b32
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They're so viscous you might even say they're solid.
User avatar #29 to #28 - jedimastergale
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exactly ;) on a completley unrelated note: vicious*
#40 to #3 - anthonyh
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Have mine
Have mine
User avatar #7 to #3 - spamm
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Crazy Koala Fight I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to fight these cuddly spawns of satan.

Side note: If this is the sound they make while fighting, I can only imagine what the sound of two koalas getting their sex on is.
#11 to #3 - alljewsmustdie
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Needs more punching
Needs more punching
#44 to #11 - illshowyouletters
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Oh God what have you done?!
User avatar #47 to #44 - mrpotatofudge
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wat
sauce plox
User avatar #49 to #47 - illshowyouletters
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Drop bear
User avatar #6 - sovietsamurai
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I don't think that they have the necessary koalafications to consider them Lesbian

Then again, Maybe I bearly know what I'm even talking/typing about ...
#20 to #6 - jewjewbinks
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#12 to #6 - LordoftheBacon
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Your mother was a whore.
User avatar #53 to #12 - sovietsamurai
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is*

And yes ...
#50 to #12 - anon id: 0da36377
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*moth're
User avatar #10 - furryflava
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sharks have two penises
User avatar #51 to #10 - illshowyouletters
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and Echidna's have a 4 headed penis.
#13 to #10 - skyelinesunrise
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Not only do sharks have two penises, sharks have the MOST HORRIFYING penis out of probably any animal.

The heads of the Shark's TWO penises, instead of being a round head like most other animals, is a claw, with long sharp talons, that upon penetration, grab on to the inside of the female and hold on, like getting double fist raped by wolverine and freddy kreuger.

The shark penis is truly terrifying, and I know I for one am more afraid of being raped by a shark than eaten by one, after learning of their nightmare sex appendages.

I regret reading it from this obviously **** live journal series on terrifying penises ( You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #39 to #13 - merrickz
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My colon clenched while I read that. I felt it happening inside me.
I'm scared.
#5 - ctei
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#23 - DrollHumor
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When two male koalas fight during mating season, the victor bites off and eats the loser's balls.
When two male koalas fight during mating season, the victor bites off and eats the loser's balls.
#46 to #23 - yisumad
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User avatar #52 to #23 - badmonkey
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That's ******* hardcore, and damn their testosterone levels must be off the charts
User avatar #25 - aznzeus
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when whales have sex they need a third whale to get under the female because its too hard to stay afloat upside down without sinking ULTIMATE WINGMAN
User avatar #30 to #25 - slapchoppin
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ah yeah i love Whaley style
#35 - gibroner
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Actually Koalas are far more likely to commit contract killings and arson than rape
Actually Koalas are far more likely to commit contract killings and arson than rape
User avatar #26 - newforomador
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An elephant has a prehensile penis, meaning that it can move it like a normal appendage. Elephants will use their penis to do things like swat at flies or scratch their belly.
User avatar #19 - dalokan
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The best ( or worst) **** Fact that I have is how to sex a dolphin. I remember reading it in a greentext, and it is just stuck there in my mind. I don't even like dolphins, yet I have the know how if I wanted to sex one.
User avatar #41 to #19 - amata
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I'm pretty sure that all it takes to sex a dolphin is to put your ass in the ocean and wait.
User avatar #42 to #19 - ImmortalBaconEater
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I need to know now. I don't want any dolphin dick or anything, I just NEED to know how.