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#3 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Now that's one hell of a weed man.
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#137 to #3 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
Huh. First time I ever made it to number one comment. Neat.
Glad so many people got a chuckle out of it.
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User avatar #125 to #3 - mensrights (12/18/2015) [-]
Yeah haha
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#4 to #3 - wilicious (12/17/2015) [-]
I smoke like 5 weed per day.
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#69 to #4 - obanesforever (12/17/2015) [-]
My son showed me this, and i want to spread the dangers of weed
Save your children, and tell them to say no!
god bless
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#19 to #4 - sillybiscuits (12/17/2015) [-]
That's nothing. I know a guy who snorted 17 marijuanas at once and died.
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#15 to #4 - taggen (12/17/2015) [-]
I got really high when i injected 4 crystal weed into my dick at once.
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User avatar #74 to #4 - advice (12/17/2015) [-]
smoke? inject it man
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User avatar #75 to #74 - kanduhuskedetder (12/17/2015) [-]
Yeah. Makes you totally drunk, man. I tried that so many times.
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#77 to #4 - myunknown (12/17/2015) [-]
I once had a Tylenol pm
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User avatar #112 to #77 - optiknarty (12/18/2015) [-]
damn, living life on the edge i see
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#8 - reepsixtythree (12/17/2015) [-]
I had 2 marijuanas once, now I'm double jointed
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#80 to #8 - rousingloki (12/17/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, well I injected 5 whole marijuana's and almost died. Top that.
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#83 to #80 - innocentbabies (12/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, well, I snorted 7 shots of crystal weed once and did die.
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User avatar #108 to #83 - kimmu (12/18/2015) [-]
I've been dead for 30 years
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#7 - postwhatevs ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
**postwhatevs used "*roll picture*"**
**postwhatevs rolled image** Not to act like a cool guy or something, but one time I injected 7 marijuanas at once.
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User avatar #101 to #7 - elcreepo (12/18/2015) [-]
And then you became a beautiful white woman as expected
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#102 to #7 - imgood (12/18/2015) [-]
That roll is literal perfect, well done
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#9 to #7 - pumpkinlord (12/17/2015) [-]
BEEECCCKKKYYYYYY
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User avatar #53 to #7 - frankwest (12/17/2015) [-]
RIP in pece Becky
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User avatar #21 to #7 - kingtravis (12/17/2015) [-]
Can't tell if thats Taylor Swift, or Emma Watson.
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User avatar #28 to #21 - talonhalfstar (12/17/2015) [-]
It does look like someone meshed their faces together rather nicely
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User avatar #68 to #37 - zeusx (12/17/2015) [-]
**** me, some of those faces are ******* offensively beatiful
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#106 to #37 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
The Jake Gynacology and Michael whatshisface one kinda looks like a young Mel Gibson
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User avatar #63 to #21 - ogthegreat (12/17/2015) [-]
Emma Swift or Taylor Watson. Take your pick. The first sounds like some sort of badass secrete agent and the latter sounds like a detective.
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#32 to #21 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Clearly its becky.
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#72 to #21 - dukeexeter (12/17/2015) [-]
no its Becky
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#64 to #21 - ExorArgus ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
No its becky
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#82 to #21 - innocentbabies (12/17/2015) [-]
No, that's Becky.
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User avatar #116 to #21 - synthane (12/18/2015) [-]
Nice catch. You seem to be correct that it is both. I knew it wasn't just Taylor Swift but couldn't place who the face was meshed with.
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User avatar #128 to #21 - moonboon (12/18/2015) [-]
neither, its becky
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#41 - kuntz (12/17/2015) [-]
**kuntz used "*roll picture*"**
**kuntz rolled image**whats in my weed
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#43 to #41 - starfletcher (12/17/2015) [-]
This is in your weed.
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#50 to #41 - thempc (12/17/2015) [-]
nice roll
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User avatar #87 to #41 - wowtransmogdude (12/18/2015) [-]
1. Godly roll.

2. What the **** is that in Snake's head? A horn? I never played any of the MGS so I'm a little lost.
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User avatar #99 to #87 - vapaus (12/18/2015) [-]
Bomb shrapnel lodged into his skull, would kill him if it was removed too quickly so they just let it slowly push itself out over time.
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#14 - theokkeli (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
**theokkeli used "*roll picture*"**
**theokkeli rolled image** this was in that capri sun
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#48 to #14 - starfletcher (12/17/2015) [-]
**starfletcher used "*roll picture*"**
**starfletcher rolled image** I thought this was inside it.
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User avatar #26 to #14 - funpunk (12/17/2015) [-]
Must've been lemonade flavor, then.
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#17 - rockergamer ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
must have done some ****** up **** for your mom not to trust you like that

you'd only see that level of distrust from hoes on black tweets
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User avatar #67 to #17 - hudis (12/17/2015) [-]
Meanwhile I managed to convince my mother that I wasn't going to smoke weed when I went to Amsterdam.

Not sure if she actually believed me, but hey, she let me go without repercussions.
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User avatar #124 to #67 - MrDrProfessor (12/18/2015) [-]
Damn youre badass dude
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User avatar #135 to #124 - hudis (12/18/2015) [-]
What? That was about my mum being gullible, not me being a badass. There's nothing special about smoking weed in Amsterdam.
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User avatar #22 to #17 - toosexyforyou (12/17/2015) [-]
Was thinking the same thing. She means well but she knows way too much.
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#123 to #17 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
To be fair... at first glance it does kinda look like he's smoking something. And it's not like she freaked out.

Pretty reasonable response, honestly.
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User avatar #58 to #17 - rockamekishiko (12/17/2015) [-]
over-protective mothers
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#62 to #17 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**My mom doesn't trust me with a phone cause fox news told her that perverts and pedophiles can get onto the phone and text me
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User avatar #111 to #62 - ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Don't worry, we can still talk to you as long as you keep using funnyjunk.
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#117 to #111 - symmiie ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
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#35 - benadryl (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
**benadryl used "*roll picture*"**
**benadryl rolled image** what I smoked today
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#134 to #35 - ssjkirbylols (12/18/2015) [-]
She's missing....uhh.
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#44 to #35 - starfletcher (12/17/2015) [-]
**starfletcher used "*roll picture*"**
**starfletcher rolled image** How funny. I smoked this today myself.
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User avatar #45 to #44 - starfletcher (12/17/2015) [-]
Oh god. Atleast its dead now because i turned it into a drug.
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User avatar #79 to #78 - starfletcher (12/17/2015) [-]
Basically.
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User avatar #55 to #45 - phtholognyrrh (12/17/2015) [-]
im sure your reaction to the roll was indistinguishable from the roll itself
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#104 to #35 - supercookieduster (12/18/2015) [-]
love nectar is one hell of a drug
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#66 to #35 - demicus ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
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User avatar #130 to #66 - luluwho (12/18/2015) [-]
I saw this move. Mathew Brodrick and can'trememberhername. She faked an orgasm in the middle of a restaurant. Cute Girl, wish I could think of her name.
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User avatar #132 to #130 - therealmaster ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
Meg Ryan
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#36 to #35 - benadryl (12/17/2015) [-]
oh boy
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#91 to #42 - vegasstoner (12/18/2015) [-]
sooo who is this, and who put their dick into crazy?
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#98 to #91 - cigma (12/18/2015) [-]
Anime is Shimoneta.
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User avatar #97 to #91 - onerace (12/18/2015) [-]
Dick em till their insane in the membrane
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User avatar #96 to #91 - iamchicken (12/18/2015) [-]
Anna Nishikinomiya
from some anime that i don't know the name of.

I only know the characters name from hentai.
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User avatar #20 - yuichka ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Capri Sun is ******* amazing
Why don't they make bigger packs?

Small ******* packs and cost so much
just why
****
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#24 to #20 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Because bigger packs are also really impractical, therefore there is bottled capri sun
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#85 to #20 - penisboob (12/17/2015) [-]
They do.
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User avatar #90 to #85 - yuichka ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
I've never seen those
Those are pretty rare or non-available in the UK i guess? At least in my town
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User avatar #23 to #20 - protomanrulezz (12/17/2015) [-]
Wanna start a petition for 2 litter bottles of capri sun?
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#105 to #23 - supercookieduster (12/18/2015) [-]
id sign the **** outta that
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#29 to #20 - carbohydrates ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
GIF
They need to just do like Arizona tea, and sell that **** by the gallon...
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#121 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
kek
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#100 - elcreepo (12/18/2015) [-]
Liquid weed is good.
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#39 - godofhorizons (12/17/2015) [-]
"What a bad mom not trusting son like that."
*conversation takes place at midnight*
*Sends picture taken at 10:30*
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#12 - legendarysnarf (12/17/2015) [-]
how much do you have to **** up that your mom has to ask for a picture of where you are?
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User avatar #13 to #12 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
His mom might just be extremely overprotective.
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#86 - dondre (12/18/2015) [-]
Lmao, ***** hit the capri too hard
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#103 - thejusticar (12/18/2015) [-]
who's in on the next pouch rotation?
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User avatar #6 - estranged (12/17/2015) [-]
I got so ****** up on Capri Sun once, I thought it was a liquid in a ******* foil-type pouch.

Never again, I tell you.
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#16 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
What a ****** mom
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User avatar #49 to #16 - KillinTime (12/17/2015) [-]
>doesn't want son to do drugs
> ****** mom
wow you're the ungrateful cunt aren't you?
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User avatar #94 - onerace (12/18/2015) [-]
Capri sun's one hell of a drug.
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User avatar #5 - mudkipfucker (12/17/2015) [-]
thats some dank **** , bro
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User avatar #10 to #5 - tarabostes ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
No u
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#18 - yourpervuncle (12/17/2015) [-]
**yourpervuncle used "*roll picture*"**
**yourpervuncle rolled image** have your friend drink a Capri Sun so your mom doesn't notice you took this pic 1.5 hours earlier at 10:30.
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#27 to #18 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
hahaha i had to go back up and double check but you seem to be right. mother must have some serious trust issues if kid takes random pics to prove where he is at at different times
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