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User avatar #3 - mcmanybucks (11/05/2015) [-]
but paper always beats rock?
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#9 to #3 - nagafever (11/05/2015) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** U-huh, try catching a rock with a sheet of paper dont mind me just being a cunt
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#20 to #9 - gruntmastr (11/05/2015) [-]
If the paper is thick enough it'll stop the rock
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#51 to #20 - brahdin (11/05/2015) [-]
if the rock is molten hot however, it can simply envelop and burn the paper away.
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#56 to #51 - gruntmastr (11/05/2015) [-]
Not if you use enough to cool it back down to rock
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#69 to #56 - jordanmcpyramid (11/06/2015) [-]
the paper is going to catch on fire if the rock is molten
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User avatar #70 to #69 - seferofe (11/06/2015) [-]
Smother it with more paper so there's no air.
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#71 to #70 - jordanmcpyramid (11/06/2015) [-]
i think to actually see this working to believe it because in my mind its a massive fire getting more paper thrown on it
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User avatar #72 to #71 - seferofe (11/06/2015) [-]
Well if you throw enough paper around the entire fire. Then no air can get to the fire, snuffing it out.
Though the amount of paper needed would be immense.
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#75 to #72 - jordanmcpyramid (11/06/2015) [-]
lets use this
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User avatar #96 to #69 - ryderjbudde (11/06/2015) [-]
Wet paper.

What you guys are looking for would be wet paper. Like a stack of papers that are wet. But also if paper is thick enough it could damage the scissors. And if the paper is massive and dense enough it could form a black hole. Then paper beats everything.
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User avatar #90 to #20 - vontrollington (11/06/2015) [-]
You fool.
The rock can never be stopped.
Apollo 440 - Can't Stop The Rock
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User avatar #58 to #9 - sanitarysan (11/05/2015) [-]
maybe its a small rock, like a pebble?
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User avatar #24 to #3 - horsecrab (11/05/2015) [-]
It never beats it, merely contains it. The rock is unharmed. It simply waits, biding its time. Gathering power. The paper will waste away in the rain, wind and sun, but the rock will remain for centuries.

Those who think paper beats rock are fools.
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User avatar #44 to #24 - stifflimb (11/05/2015) [-]
Those who think anything beats anything are fools, everything is fundamentally made up of the same particles, energy cannot be destroyed just changed, so nothing beats nothing, your childhood is a lie.
SEE this is what happens if you take things seriously, everything fun is taken out
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#67 to #24 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
Scissors cuts paper, now there are 2 pieces of paper. GG
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User avatar #50 to #24 - ZenMacros (11/05/2015) [-]
Nope. Paper beats Rock, just not instantaneously. Paper covers Rock, suffocating it until it is no more.
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User avatar #52 to #50 - alucardexplain (11/05/2015) [-]
How do you suffocate a rock? Its a rock.
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User avatar #53 to #52 - ZenMacros (11/05/2015) [-]
With paper, obviously.
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User avatar #15 - Sinrik (11/05/2015) [-]
oklahoma the place where wind and wood will murder your ass
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User avatar #16 to #15 - saltyfries (11/05/2015) [-]
where the wind REALLY comes sweeping down the plain...
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User avatar #94 to #16 - ronnorc (11/06/2015) [-]
Underrated post
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User avatar #95 to #94 - saltyfries (11/06/2015) [-]
someone gets it
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#33 - fluffagus (11/05/2015) [-]
If anybody is interested to know the strengh's of the six tornado EF categories.
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User avatar #54 to #33 - saltyfries (11/05/2015) [-]
hasn't there been some tornadoes that surpassed the strength of an F5?
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User avatar #61 to #54 - xchewsifferx (11/05/2015) [-]
Nope, F5 was the highest ever recorded. which constituted wind speeds between 261-318 mph. Now they use the EF "enhanced fujita" rating scale, which classifies anything 200+ mph an EF-5.

The highest wind speeds ever recorded on earth were observed during the 1999 tornado that hit Moore, Oklahoma
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User avatar #62 to #61 - saltyfries (11/05/2015) [-]
poor Moore, they've been hit like 5 times or something since 1999 with EF5's
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User avatar #63 to #62 - xchewsifferx (11/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, unfortunately they get hit semi-frequently, and they almost always get hit hard

Every time i drive to Oklahoma city I pass by the spot where an entire outlet mall used to be, but the tornado hit it so hard that there was LITERALLY only the concrete foundation left. Now the foundation just kinda sits there and acts as a reminder.
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#97 to #63 - fluffagus (11/08/2015) [-]
A grim reminder.....We live in fear of the wind...
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User avatar #73 to #54 - lovot (11/06/2015) [-]
Nope, an F5 is 200mph+, the + is important because no matter how much the wind speeds exceed 200mph it's still labelled as an F5.
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User avatar #98 to #73 - xchewsifferx (11/08/2015) [-]
F5 is 261-318 mph.

An EF-5 is 200+
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User avatar #65 to #54 - elsanna (11/05/2015) [-]
To make it sound significant, the tornado in Life is Strange was labeled an F6
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#66 to #33 - twistingtornado (11/05/2015) [-]
Actually, that's the old Fujita scale (F-scale). This is the EF scale which the United States began using February 1st, 2007. Essentially the wind speeds were corrected to better match structural damage (with the addition of degrees of damage for the surveyor to get a better since of what wind speed causes what damage) and no limit was set on the maximum strength of an EF5. This is because once one gets wind speeds above 200 mph, there aren't many structures that will depict the difference between a 205 mph vortex and a 400 mph vortex hitting the structure.
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#74 to #66 - twistingtornado (11/06/2015) [-]
I meant *sense in the third line.
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#22 - jackleeswagger (11/05/2015) [-]
As someone working in the concrete industry, it pains me greatly when people refer to concrete as "cement"
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#48 to #22 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
Difference?
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#55 to #48 - jackleeswagger (11/05/2015) [-]
Cement is a powdered substance, used as the binding agent in concrete. While it will get hard (with the addition of water,) the strength of the concrete itself is mostly determined by the gravel or other rock or sturdy compound put in as an aggregate. There are many different types of concrete that have many different uses and functions, most if not all involving at least a little cement. However other filler binding agents are also used like ash and Slag( the rock part of metal ores .) No some of this information was not necessary, just thought u may be interested.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - SylverSlayer ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
cement is the compound you mix with sand and water to make concrete
idk what would happened if you just mixed cement and water without sand, but it wouldnt look pretty
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User avatar #59 to #49 - rockamekishiko (11/05/2015) [-]
it just looks smooth but it's not as strong
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User avatar #23 to #22 - shadowkingdr (11/05/2015) [-]
preach it brother!
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#1 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
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**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-1000*"**
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No comments on a soon to be popular post? Worth a shot.
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#4 to #1 - amuzen ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
PUNS!
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#6 to #1 - ygdosst (11/05/2015) [-]
And you were so close too
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User avatar #12 to #1 - ifightdragons (11/05/2015) [-]
was that your best shot?
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User avatar #17 - saltyfries (11/05/2015) [-]
darealsnooki, Oklahoma mentioned
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User avatar #27 to #17 - darealsnooki (11/05/2015) [-]
Yee.

Earthquakes and tornadoes are kinda normal here. The only weather that we truly fear is snow
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#77 to #27 - manninex (11/06/2015) [-]
You seem to be from Oklahoma. What the ****** is there to do around here?
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User avatar #79 to #77 - darealsnooki (11/06/2015) [-]
Well, as in something interesting, Jenks is a noice town. Tulsa Hills is a noice place to be, too
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#80 to #79 - manninex (11/06/2015) [-]
Is there anything South West of that? Say near the Altus area? I just got here a few weeks ago and I've only seen one mountain and a lot of grass.
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User avatar #82 to #80 - darealsnooki (11/06/2015) [-]
I've been living here for 4 years now, and other than main attractions that you can get from any other state, I'd say that Oklahoma values their football a lot. That's all the unique entertaining stuff that I can really say about this state.

However, if you believe in ghosts...
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#83 to #82 - manninex (11/06/2015) [-]
Unfortunately I have a severe allergy to sports. I'm only living here for three months so me buying a car is pretty useless. Guess I'm stuck!
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User avatar #85 to #83 - darealsnooki (11/06/2015) [-]
Oklahoma is like a purgatory to me.

I'm really only here because I have people that I care about
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#87 to #85 - manninex (11/06/2015) [-]
I'm here because the government demanded it.
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User avatar #88 to #87 - darealsnooki (11/06/2015) [-]
...Sounds interesting
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#89 to #88 - manninex (11/06/2015) [-]
USAF
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User avatar #91 to #89 - darealsnooki (11/06/2015) [-]
If you just joined them, I thank you for your service in advance.

If you are currently serving, I thank you for what you do
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#92 to #91 - manninex (11/06/2015) [-]
It is my pleasure, internet man!
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#29 to #27 - saltyfries (11/05/2015) [-]
hehe we don't fear that at all, we just get annoyed by it
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User avatar #30 to #29 - darealsnooki (11/05/2015) [-]
Oklahoma: swell with oil, land, old values, and man-made earthquakes via fracking
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User avatar #36 to #30 - ispn (11/05/2015) [-]
Oklahoma, where we sit on the porch to watch a tornado, but stay indoors because driving on icy roads just ain't safe.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - darealsnooki (11/05/2015) [-]
Kiefer, Creek County.

You?
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User avatar #64 to #37 - jingleforth (11/05/2015) [-]
Okmulgee county here
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User avatar #38 to #37 - ispn (11/05/2015) [-]
Midwest city, Oklahoma County
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User avatar #39 to #38 - darealsnooki (11/05/2015) [-]
Ah.

This rain tho...
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User avatar #40 to #39 - ispn (11/05/2015) [-]
Oddly enough it only lasted an hour by my apartment. I was worried it was going to be like back in May, that was awful
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#42 to #40 - darealsnooki (11/05/2015) [-]
Well, this one's from March
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User avatar #43 to #42 - ispn (11/05/2015) [-]
The rain was great, and it was fun and all, but I lost my car in the waters. flooded it and killed the electronics.
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User avatar #45 to #43 - darealsnooki (11/05/2015) [-]
Ouch.

I forgot that some areas were flooded
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User avatar #46 to #45 - ispn (11/05/2015) [-]
It was funny actually at one point, I used to live in Jones, and it is basically a valley town. So I was stuck for two days unable to leave the town because every single street was flooded over.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - darealsnooki (11/05/2015) [-]
Dayum
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User avatar #41 to #40 - darealsnooki (11/05/2015) [-]
Is it bad that I enjoyed that? I mean, it was kinda scary, but I loved it at the same time.

I think I have a pic of the sky from that day on my profile
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#81 - OddDonut (11/06/2015) [-]
dammit people learn to use google
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#28 - diegotan (11/05/2015) [-]
I can never leave your Disturbed avatar alone. I just love them too.
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#25 - anon (11/05/2015) [-]
Or someone put it in there when the curb was drying.
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User avatar #35 to #25 - ispn (11/05/2015) [-]
I have seen a stalk of grain embedded into a telephone pole. Don't underestimate a tornado.
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#34 to #25 - cosmicline (11/05/2015) [-]
**cosmicline used "*roll picture*"**
**cosmicline rolled image** it has cracks in it so no
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User avatar #13 - IHaveADHD (11/05/2015) [-]
"The power an EF5 can do"
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User avatar #14 to #13 - travishein (11/05/2015) [-]
So many power.
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User avatar #8 - fluttergrey (11/05/2015) [-]
Achievement: Getting wood
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User avatar #68 - elcreepo (11/06/2015) [-]
Why do people live where life endangering **** is common

Up in New England the worst you get are snowstorms

Out in the midwest and along the southeast shore you get ********** by tornadoes and hurricanes, respectively
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#60 - xchewsifferx (11/05/2015) [-]
What a coincidence, my city is under a tornado warning until 7 p.m. and it's freaking November...
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User avatar #31 - sixty (11/05/2015) [-]
Obviously an already broken curb with the wood put under the remaining cement stacked on top. Not that hard to figure out.
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User avatar #11 - tittylovin (11/05/2015) [-]
OKLAHOMA
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America's mistake! First in stray dog population, last in everything else!
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#93 - kegget (11/06/2015) [-]
When i was a kid i begged my mum for a pet so she got me one of those novelty pet rocks.
I genuinely thought it was alive and i took it everywhere. I even tried to dress it up.
I really pissed my brother off for something so he took my rock and wrapped it in paper, saying he'd suffocated it
I cried so much and buried it in the garden
Rip Rocky
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#86 - captainghotiman (11/06/2015) [-]
King of the Hill - Humpty's Revenge
***** quality, but still relevant
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#84 - glooberz (11/06/2015) [-]
**glooberz used "*roll picture*"**
**glooberz rolled image**


THIS IS WHAT I USE TO BEAT ROCK
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