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#41 - lsondubz (12/02/2015) [-]
I'd lick her dry.
User avatar #46 to #41 - centurionprime (12/02/2015) [-]
you scalies disgust me
User avatar #3 - zight (12/01/2015) [-]
Ereptile dysfunction
#142 to #3 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
caught me off guard you sneaky bastard
User avatar #59 to #3 - narluga (12/02/2015) [-]
If your snake won't work, you may just have ereptile dysfunction,
#45 to #3 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
It's a water skank.
#39 to #3 - bogdaneight (12/01/2015) [-]
Thanks for that.
#12 to #3 - MuahahaOfLore [OP](12/01/2015) [-]
When the top comment is more thumbed than the content.

#13 to #12 - zight (12/01/2015) [-]
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**zight rolled image** im sorry
#34 to #13 - halcyonix (12/01/2015) [-]
leskyrimcake.jpg
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#22 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (12/01/2015) [-]
I'm ready to whip out my lizard.
#16 - numbmind (12/01/2015) [-]
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**numbmind rolled image**What lizard?
#72 to #16 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Pedophile
#27 to #16 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** sauce?
#50 to #27 - assmctitties (12/02/2015) [-]
lol wtf that roll
#156 to #50 - reinbowxdash (12/02/2015) [-]
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**reinbowxdash rolled image**Anime in a nutshell.
User avatar #33 to #27 - ifuhq (12/01/2015) [-]
Noucome
#62 - catx (12/02/2015) [-]
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**catx rolled image**That's a poison pussy eater! Swiggity swoogity!
User avatar #67 to #62 - Mastervaughn ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
very nice roll!
#102 to #62 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
S-Sauce...?
#105 to #102 - maxsexington (12/02/2015) [-]
Outlaw Star.
User avatar #113 to #62 - buddywuggle (12/02/2015) [-]
I'm waiting for someone to add yee to this.
User avatar #63 to #62 - polarpulse (12/02/2015) [-]
nice meme
#64 to #63 - catx (12/02/2015) [-]
heh.. thanks. first good roll i've had in a while!
#10 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
What lizard?
#7 - gameku (12/01/2015) [-]
Tap dat azza-saurus
User avatar #5 - taydem (12/01/2015) [-]
Dickus Erectosaurus
User avatar #15 - dovahnon (12/01/2015) [-]
Trouser snake
#44 - funpunk ONLINE (12/02/2015) [-]
"Who's that Pokemon?"
#81 - Brezi (12/02/2015) [-]
GIF
off to **** ...
User avatar #99 to #81 - jrockjesse (12/02/2015) [-]
ah...bruce almighty, that movie was a masterpiece, showed it to my 11 year old brother the other day, he laughed a good 15 mins, when he saw the scene with the tomato soup.
User avatar #153 to #99 - dirtynig (12/02/2015) [-]
why the **** would we care at all ? you think your family and existence means anything to us ? i could lace a noose around your neck drop you from a bridge, and slowly watch you quiver till its over, you cunt. no one gives a **** .
User avatar #164 to #153 - jrockjesse (12/03/2015) [-]
did someone forget to take his pills today?
User avatar #159 to #153 - enslavedyouth (12/02/2015) [-]
No. We were having a good time here until you showed up. **** off.
User avatar #160 to #159 - dirtynig (12/02/2015) [-]
i got a scalple with your name on it, how about we take out that eye
User avatar #161 to #160 - enslavedyouth (12/02/2015) [-]
oh suck a lemon
User avatar #155 to #154 - dirtynig (12/02/2015) [-]
watch yourself you nazi, your next
#9 - mrshrapnel (12/01/2015) [-]
Looks like a Asian water monitor Varanus salvator .
User avatar #104 to #9 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
we have a retardo over here

nah but seriously why answer the question if u have no clue u ignorant **** anon was right it's a rock iguana
User avatar #106 to #104 - mrshrapnel (12/02/2015) [-]
Anon was right and i acknowledged that, so im a retard for agreeing or what am i missing?
User avatar #108 to #106 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
Ye

Nah ur a retard for saying that it was a monitor lizard when really u have no idea
User avatar #112 to #108 - mrshrapnel (12/02/2015) [-]
Right lets make a list of thngs that made me draw the conclusion it might be a water monitor.
1. It lives in tropical Asia close to water.
2. the colorscheme.
3. the size of a juvenile .

Only real gribe i had with my conclusion was the head shape and stance which was more in line with an iguana but i know no iguana species of the area.
User avatar #116 to #112 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
Nah m8, you're a typical mong who has no idea but decides to chime in and act like they know the answer on a topic that they are ignorant of.
User avatar #118 to #116 - mrshrapnel (12/02/2015) [-]
>"act like they know the awnser"
I said it looks like a water monitor, not that it was definitely one.
I also beg to differ on being ignorant on the subject of squamatas taking my education as a zookeeper in mind. though i did focus on large african herbivores .
User avatar #119 to #118 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
See that's the thing - just pretty embarrassing for you to throw out terms like the scientific name and squamata when you're wrong.. What zoo did you work at? Were you actually paid for your work? I've worked with animals my entire life.
User avatar #120 to #119 - mrshrapnel (12/02/2015) [-]
Yea i was wrong as i said earlier, dosnt make it embarrasing id say.
At this point i have to ask, why are we arguing?

Worked a year in Denmark Paid, tropical zoo
Work experience in Aalborg, Flamingoland and the living rainforest. all not paid
Everyone who works with animals pretty spend all their life with animals so honestly thats no biggie
User avatar #121 to #120 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
Dunno just a prank bro.

Do u still work with animals now?
#126 to #121 - arreatface (12/02/2015) [-]
this whole conversation
User avatar #128 to #126 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
goofed
User avatar #122 to #121 - mrshrapnel (12/02/2015) [-]
Fair enough, was worried for a few moments you were an actual troll.

Still do, not much exciting though. Im in the farm section of the zoo, so cows, goats and pigs, i do get to assist with two Jaguars.
User avatar #124 to #122 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
Sounds good, jaguars are pretty sick. What's your favourite animal to work with? I work as a falconer.
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrshrapnel (12/02/2015) [-]
I tried Giraffe work twice and that fits me well, plus i like their attitude.

Falconering is sodding amazing, never worked with birds of prey but damm do i have some respect for them.
We did have a golden eagle at the park but we gave him away recently.
User avatar #127 to #125 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
That's pretty sweet, what are they like to work with? Never done any work with them but they seem really interesting. If u keep males together do they **** each other up like in the wild?

Ah that sucks, do you know where it went to? Worked with a fair few golden eagles, amazing birds but not great for a lot of zoo environments where you have other animals/the public around, fish/sea eagles or smaller are much better for that imo. Still to hunt with one is amazing

User avatar #129 to #127 - mrshrapnel (12/02/2015) [-]
Two same sized adult males might when the females get in heat because of hierachy but most of the time it will be alright, unless the non dominant male decides to up his rank..

We had some friends in a Slovenian zoo which specialized in birds of prey so they took him in and in return we get a snowy owl once its been trained up.
User avatar #130 to #129 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
That's pretty interesting. So you have to keep an eye on how they're interacting etc?

Wowo that is a good deal for them! I guess zoos arent too bothered about that though. Are you going to use the owl for shows or anything? Do you fly any other birds there?
User avatar #131 to #130 - mrshrapnel (12/02/2015) [-]
You always keep an eye on how the herd is doing internally but its not that bad.
We hope to use the owl for a show, other than the wild birds it will be the only one flying, the keepers assigned didnt have falconer experience so starting out with a golden eagle was a bit extreme, we get the owl instead.
User avatar #132 to #131 - featherypupper (12/02/2015) [-]
Thats good, just remember seeing a documentary where they whip the **** out of each other with their necks and saw a couple facing off a bit when I was in Africa.

Yeah that is true haha, starting with a golden eagle as a first bird is definitely not a great idea. Snowy owls are actually pretty nice to work with, owls require more patience than for example hawks and often won't do things that a hawk would, but in France I've seen a snowy owl soaring in a show, which is pretty crazy. They're also a decent size for a first bird, not too small or big.
#49 to #9 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
Nah it's a Bahamian rock iguana.

Those lil ******* love grapes.
User avatar #93 to #49 - mrshrapnel (12/02/2015) [-]
Looks very much like em.
User avatar #24 - olmesy (12/01/2015) [-]
Don't notice how disturbingly straight her spine is
#25 to #24 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
>bent knees
User avatar #31 to #24 - jaypaul (12/01/2015) [-]
you mean proper squat technique? that's hotter to me than the fact she's almost naked.
#110 - icedkilla (12/02/2015) [-]
GIF
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**icedkilla rolled image**Well, talk to you guys later. I'm going to watch porn.
User avatar #117 to #110 - ogthegreat (12/02/2015) [-]
******* flawless roll.
#60 - victorydanceofc (12/02/2015) [-]
Marine iguana.
User avatar #28 - sanitarysan (12/01/2015) [-]
100 squats
every single day
User avatar #18 - WolfPrince (12/01/2015) [-]
Rhino iguana.
User avatar #32 to #18 - joeyliquid (12/01/2015) [-]
I agree, it's got dem vagina flap neck.
#8 - mathmanchris (12/01/2015) [-]
This is going straight to frontpage.
This is going straight to frontpage.
#11 - nickdaswagger (12/01/2015) [-]
Sometimes it's difficult to choose between rape and bestiality.
#149 - glooberz (12/02/2015) [-]
Fear me human for I am immortal.
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