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I The worst std is children
This is offensive and just plain ignorrant. My child is not an STD. She' s a
******* miracle and my reason for fighting.
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#1 - roannoke (01/05/2016) [-]

at this point, i think people just go on tumblr to troll overly sensitive ass wipes like this retard

#18 to #1 - kristovsky (01/06/2016) [-]

"think"

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#6 to #1 - muffinssnuffims (01/06/2016) [-]

Half the overly sensitive asswipes are also trolling just to try to bait real ones out, but then another half of them will be fake bandwagoners trying to do the same, and so on it goes.

#8 to #6 - nekolacek ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

All in all, we just dont know whos retarded and whos just playing retarded

#16 to #8 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]

That's the thing

the one's that are playing retarded....are also retarded.

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#3 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]

if you are fighting your daughter, then isnt that almost akin to people fighting an STD?

#4 to #3 - twiceasfun [OP](01/06/2016) [-]

Well she's fighting for her not fighting her

#5 to #4 - thekieran ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

#7 - lolglolblol (01/06/2016) [-]

he is indeed a " ******* " miracle I don't have a carlos pic and I#m too lazy to look it up

#11 to #7 - maxlucado (01/06/2016) [-]

i got you fam

#12 - lennybrown (01/06/2016) [-]

It seems lot of **** falls under Jokes 2nd meaning

#13 to #12 - improbable (01/06/2016) [-]

this is a good joke then

#2 - lamarsmithgot (01/05/2016) [-]

these people are breeding...

#21 - kyojinn (01/06/2016) [-]

children aren't miracles, they're a byproduct of piss poor planning.
My wife and I have managed to avoid crotch goblins for 3 years, birth control is a hell of a drug.

#23 to #21 - totallytito (01/06/2016) [-]

Not every child is made involuntarily, you know...

#24 to #23 - kyojinn (01/06/2016) [-]

I get that, but no matter which way you slice it, children aren't a miracle.
If you have a fertile male and a fertile female copulate, chances are you're getting a kid. Its literally biology not ******* theology.

#25 to #24 - totallytito (01/06/2016) [-]

Well think about it this way;
Every formation of life is practically a miracle(maybe not from birth but just existing).
The universe has a very specific set of subatomic, atomic, and molecular structures that help reduce chaos and help certain particles stay together. The planets and elements united in such a convenient way that it favored life and brought forth evolution.

During that evolutionary process, two specific people had the choice of going for over 4 billion other people, yet they chose eachother. Out of several million sperm, one lone sperm was able to make it into the egg. This specific combination of elements, molecules, and chemicals are the fabric of one's manifestation, and had it happened any other way, that specific person would never have existed.

Sure you could argue that maybe the combination was almost inevitable if there was all the time in the world, but the universe and all of its glory is finite.

So out of all of these nearly impossible combinations of existence's largest rubik's cube,
that one specific combination became a person for a little while, and gets to play around for a little under a hundred years.

That's kinda miraculous... especially considering how God probably didn't really do anything in favor of helping that person come to life. If he did, then it's even more miraculous that a God-like creature could come from the same process.

#26 to #25 - kyojinn (01/06/2016) [-]

Despite the fact that I appreciate your well typed response, and welcome your point of view I'll respond with this.

miracle
[mir-uh-kuh l]
noun
an effect or extraordinary event in the physical world that surpasses all known human or natural powers and is ascribed to a supernatural cause.

#15 - PenguinsOfMars (01/06/2016) [-]

if your daughter is your reason for fighting then i guess there's nothing else in your life worth fighting for yourself.

#20 to #15 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]

******* basement dweller, jesus

#14 - mankey (01/06/2016) [-]

Life is an STD with a 100% mortality rate.

#17 to #14 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]

some people die more than once, so more than 100% really

#19 to #17 - mankey (01/06/2016) [-]

#9 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** yes treat ur depression by giving purpose to life by spawning a miserable couch potato

#22 - turian (01/06/2016) [-]

**turian used "*roll picture*"**
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having kids suck but if i ask my mom she always says my brother and me are the best things that happend in her life.