What is Love?. . Couple sells it quits after MS were Beekeepers had to separate tortoises Bibi - Tunis as his " a ear and Petal after she began biting his shell
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What is Love?

Couple sells it quits after MS were
Beekeepers had to separate tortoises Bibi - Tunis as his " a ear
and Petal after she began biting his shell. I use med
didn' t went " -Turtle queen
What hope clothe rest of us have'?
love is a lie, an awful, awful lie
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Submitted: 10/29/2013
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#2 - larxenex (10/29/2013) [+] (21 replies)
**larxenex rolled user tmbg ** I'm sorry but I guess there will be no chance for us.
**larxenex rolled user tmbg ** I'm sorry but I guess there will be no chance for us.
#4 to #2 - tmbg (10/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (10/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Or maybe they were just trying to ***** things up?
#27 - lankyman (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Bob, is that the same shell on you from last night when you left for billiards? Who was it this time? Monique? Shelley?....Thats pretty much it since we're an endangered species!?"
"Bridget, I just got in, just get the hell of my back!"
"Don't you mean 'get off my shell'?"
"Jesus ******* Christ Bridget, how many times do I have to tell you? shell puns aren't the secret to a successful marriage!"
"Well, I'm glad you got that off your shell"
" **** BRIDGET, I'M DUMPING YOUR SAGGING ASS"
#23 - snakefire (10/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Aphrodisiacs didn't work

Aggressive, horny, giant tortoises.
#12 - secretninjagal (10/29/2013) [-]
turtle as big as car? turtle honours queen?
User avatar #8 - shrapnelleader (10/29/2013) [-]
Afterwards...

Sorry about biting you, sugar.
#57 - guymandude (10/30/2013) [-]
"That settlement was ******** ...taking the goddamn habitat, MY goddamn habitat..."
#1 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (10/29/2013) [-]
**tomahawkit rolled a random image posted in comment #245 at reaction gifs ** oh baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
#67 - TehFunnyMan (10/30/2013) [-]
>The make-up sex
>The make-up sex
User avatar #63 - leonhardt (10/30/2013) [-]
If he's too old and frail to damage her iron-hard carapace, is it really domestic abuse?
User avatar #65 - amanaman (10/30/2013) [-]
**amanaman rolled user schnizel ** dont worry baby im ....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

#56 - psychosamm (10/30/2013) [-]
**psychosamm rolled a random image posted in comment #803230 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Tortoise's face when shell bites
User avatar #54 - mrgoodlove (10/30/2013) [-]
Maybe things were getting stale and they wanted to switch it up.
#51 - someponynew ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
If nothing lasts for ever, What makes love the exception?
If nothing lasts for ever, What makes love the exception?
#6 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
It really sucks for turtles cause once they reach that certain age there's not a lot of meat to chose from:/
#17 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [-]
I feel like I remember that there was an episode on the wild thornberries centered around this and they eventually found out that it was part of the tortoises' mating ritual.
User avatar #16 - Hybricide (10/29/2013) [-]
Biting his shell? Really? I doubt she was hurting him. I know tortoises have strong jaws and bite forces, but good god.
#15 - tostito ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
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#14 - anonymous (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Love isn't real. It doesn't exist. It's just chemicals in your brain ******* with you. It clouds our judgement and causes us to make illogical judgments. Humans aren't even made to have 1 mate. Males are meant to spread their genes to as many hosts as possible. Women might only need 1 partner but males are meant to have multiple. Cheating is natural.
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