Ah this is the classic forum games (Devil's Wish/Deal With The Devil or something similar) that I remembered playing way way back. But the instructions here are incomplete to make it ongoing. TS makes a wish then next person grant it but with an evil twist and then the same person also makes another wish.
i think it's kind of your own fault really. I myself always wear a Hazmat suit when browsing things like this, and you should know that this content is very concentrated cancer since i wrote 9gag in the title. this will not hold up i court i tell ya
While I admit most of them were bad, I'm rather weak to bad puns, I'm the worst kind of person. I just like Puns and they make me laugh and smile... I'M SORRY.
I believe 9gag is just full of
a) foreigners
b) kids who make **** kid jokes
c) old people who share their pointless facebook **** with people who don't care
and this site has b and c too, but to a lesser extent
It would probably be Joy running the show while you're at it, falling asleep as soon as you're done. Disgust takes over for a brief period, and finally sadness touches all your core memories.