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User avatar #7 - mcmanybucks ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Of course its a bumpy flight, do you see how he's shaking the controller? ******* dumbass.




/s
#56 to #7 - imdusty (01/08/2016) [-]
shaking intensifies
#69 to #56 - srgtd (01/08/2016) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #7 - jimmy nice (01/07/2016) [-]
oi mate ****** warn me before you post sarcastic comments like that, I just about squirted chocolate milk out of my nose
User avatar #26 to #18 - mcmanybucks ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Thats what the /s was for
User avatar #27 to #26 - imaginator (01/07/2016) [-]
>before
Not after
User avatar #28 to #27 - mcmanybucks ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Ill remember to post /s a few hours before i make my sarcastic comments on these posts then! lol
User avatar #51 to #28 - lolzordz (01/08/2016) [-]
/s
User avatar #1 - mcmonsterkitty (01/07/2016) [-]
I had a feeling that **** weren't no cake walk. Everybody always giving pilots hard times for rough landings, like "bitch, you lucky I didn't suplex our asses into the asphalt"
User avatar #23 to #1 - captainprincess (01/07/2016) [-]
every flight I've been on bumpy landings get applause

like
"HOORAY WERE STILL ALIVE"
User avatar #39 to #23 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
I've been on several flights and never once did people applaud. Course I was on Delta with the rest of the minorities so that could be it
User avatar #41 to #39 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
idk maybe
Its true the few times I fly the passanges are like 90% white
User avatar #65 to #41 - haroldsaxon (01/08/2016) [-]
Most of my flights are 100% white, couldn't imagine a scenario where anyone would clap for a landing.
User avatar #71 to #65 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
you fly with ingrates pleading for fiery death
User avatar #43 to #41 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
Depends on your state I guess, I used SeaTac and LAX alot, both those cities are mixed
User avatar #44 to #43 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
Im a eurofag
I dont use those at all
User avatar #45 to #44 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
That explains it
User avatar #29 to #23 - mcmonsterkitty (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, but even that's a level of degrading for pilots. Like you people had so little faith in the pilot that its an applausable surprise that you landed safely.
User avatar #30 to #29 - captainprincess (01/07/2016) [-]
It's not a faith or lackthereof thing
it's gratitude for what felt like a tense moment passing by harmlessly

or atleast thats how I understand it, given that Im afraid of flying
User avatar #33 to #30 - mcmonsterkitty (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah,I guess it could be take either way.
#36 to #33 - flarenight (01/08/2016) [-]
I want to say this is not real by just looking at those head phones. the FAA would not allow pilots to wear those as they have to be in constant communications with ATC services at all times.
User avatar #37 to #36 - mcmonsterkitty (01/08/2016) [-]
Earbuds come with built in mic nowadays, so they'd be able to communicate . I'd assume some airlines would allow them, especially since they're probably more comfortable than the bulky assed ones they're issued.
#38 to #37 - flarenight (01/08/2016) [-]
its more then that. they dont cancel noise as well, they wont pick up the pilots voice as well and, the outlet for the headset in planes and atc facilities are different from what is sold to be used with phones and computers.

also the cockpit is to dark. every instrument, button, switch, and label, is lit up in a plane or has a light near it so it can be easily visible. maybe the camera from there is not picking it up well but i doubt that.

and finally the turbulence you would get coming into the airport is more vertical and the active runway is the one most aligned to face into the wind. it is bumpy when you take off and land due to the uneven heating of the surface of the earth causing slight pressure differences if i remember correctly.
User avatar #46 to #38 - mcmonsterkitty (01/08/2016) [-]
Maybe it's a flight simulation?
#47 to #46 - flarenight (01/08/2016) [-]
i dont know... it looks real outside the window but everything inside looks messed up.
User avatar #34 to #33 - captainprincess (01/07/2016) [-]
Well that's the way I give it atleast

"thanks you for letting me be flung through the sky safely"
#59 to #30 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
I've never seen american's do it.

The argentines do though and they think they're european so that's probably it.

Also I totally thought the clapping sounded very sarcastic. Like "Thanks for the landing, Captain Kangaroo"
User avatar #60 to #59 - captainprincess (01/08/2016) [-]
idk in general but its genuine from me

legit thankful I survived the flight
User avatar #5 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone

I noticed the headphones, must be listening to this.
#52 to #5 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
milkyhammer
User avatar #53 to #52 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
?
#10 to #5 - fullfrontal (01/07/2016) [-]
takin out that commie tarmac for goose
#16 to #5 - roannoke (01/07/2016) [-]
you ******* beat me to it
User avatar #13 to #5 - tihok (01/07/2016) [-]
Children of Bodom  - Danger Zone (Kenny Loggins Cover)
#14 to #13 - guitarassassin (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
...I like this.
#32 to #13 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Ah some perkele suomi metal \m/
#12 - rmoran (01/07/2016) [-]
That's one furious wank session
#20 - TheHutchie (01/07/2016) [-]
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
#6 - londontoedinburgh (01/07/2016) [-]
The controls look mushy as hell. Guess that's what flying a multi-ton aircraft does.
User avatar #35 to #6 - undeadmaus (01/07/2016) [-]
Well you basically just have to counter the movements of the aircraft so that it remains stable. During landing you are moving downwards so the plane has a tendency to nose down and there's all the air and stuff so as you can see if he moves the yoke to go up as soon as the aircraft actually starts to go up he starts trying to point it down.
User avatar #17 to #6 - novus (01/07/2016) [-]
The controls are for very fine-tuned adjustments in that phase of flight, meaning you have to move the yoke a lot to affect a small change. The last thing you'd want is the turbulence to bump your arm and send the plane in a turn.
#19 to #17 - londontoedinburgh (01/07/2016) [-]
Can they vary the amount of response they get from the controls for different stages of flight? It makes sense they would want less response in those conditions, as you say.
User avatar #25 to #19 - novus (01/07/2016) [-]
You know, I actually can't remember if they have dynamic controls based on their phase of flight. I know smaller planes do not. GPS approaches do get more sensitive the closer you get to an airport, but that's more about navigation precision than controls.

If the controls aren't dynamic, it may just be that they are purposely less sensitive in bigger planes, just like how bus steering wheels are gigantic compared to a car. You don't want small movements resulting in big changes.
User avatar #67 to #25 - voidnemesis (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure you can change the sensitivity of the flight controller if you're in a plane with fly-by-wire. I have no idea about pure hydraulics though.
User avatar #21 to #19 - TheHutchie (01/07/2016) [-]
I'd imagine they're trained to get used to it and make larger movements for small directional adjustments all the time. After all, a plane that size is hardly something you'd ever want to move in one swift motion anyway.
User avatar #50 - blarghagh (01/08/2016) [-]
kind of hard to land when you're jerking off and listening to heavy metal
#40 - themissingpants (01/08/2016) [-]
Judging by the headphones he is wearing my best guess is he is probably just listening to some bumping tunes and had to do a little dance.
#57 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Whats playing in his headphones
User avatar #72 to #57 - diddley (01/08/2016) [-]
Lana ..... Lana........ LAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAA

WHAT?!

danger zone
User avatar #54 - teevee (01/08/2016) [-]
how the **** does he get that default apple earbud-looking little **** to stay in his ear? i spend a whole day strategically deforming my ear and placing those things to stay in and they fall out two seconds later.
#24 - lean ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah but he's absolute **** at the Crus'n arcade games. ******* oversteer hard.
User avatar #64 - Sunset ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
well that was useless, he's just back in the sky again
User avatar #49 - altairibnlaahad (01/08/2016) [-]
As a pilot, I'd just like to say: **** wind.
User avatar #73 to #49 - shadowtails (01/08/2016) [-]
**** wind, Embrace yaw, Trim is your friend.
User avatar #62 - ruckallthefules ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
It just looks like a normal landing but him going hard on this song. Feint - Vagrant (ft. Veela)
#48 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
maybe they should stop letting people with parkinson's fly aeroplanes
#58 to #48 - CyrilKeir (01/08/2016) [-]
heavy breathing
User avatar #42 - blueboysixnine (01/08/2016) [-]
and some cunt in first class is pissed off about her peanuts rolling off her table that should have been up-righted anyway
#15 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Is he dancing to the music he is listening to?
#70 - ponypenetrator (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
i knew we shouldn't employ parkinsons patients as as pilots
#68 - whitechino (01/08/2016) [-]
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**whitechino rolled image**That looks more like a ***** plane than a regular plane.
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