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#28 - thenamedoesntfi ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
They would obviously see me as a classy gentleman with a superior level of intelligence
#429 to #28 - frossty (08/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #287 to #28 - healerpants (08/05/2014) [-]
How fedorable!
#111 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Every dad I meet asks what position I play.
I've come to realize they mean this regarding football.
I have the build of a 260-pound lineman apparently.
I'm an opera singer. Tenor.
And I hate football.
User avatar #178 to #111 - popkornking (08/05/2014) [-]
" **** you all... And football sucks!"
#1064 to #111 - drizztrocks (08/05/2014) [-]
No it just means your fat.
#50 - andrewkinsella ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
They seem to think I have an awesome penis. I know this because every time I walk past a group of girls, I can hear them whisper "what a dick"
#16 - casinoer (08/05/2014) [-]
It gets annoying after a while
User avatar #577 to #16 - CXJokerXD (08/05/2014) [-]
I know that feel. Everyone of my parents friends tell me I look JUST like my dad. All of my friends say my dad looks scary/mean as **** .
#847 to #16 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Same here. After the firsts days of school, people said to me that I was actually nice. Because they founded me haughty and cold.
Or, when I look at someone they ask me "are you mad ? it's look like you want to kill me".
That's a real pain in the ass because people don't like me at first, and I'm too shy to make te first step.
User avatar #721 to #16 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (08/05/2014) [-]
'That syndrome' is called "Resting Bitch Face" look it up.
User avatar #2 - hokon (08/05/2014) [-]
Virgin
#351 - pussypunchpiss (08/05/2014) [-]
I might play Team fortress 2 a little too much
#238 - iamsammich (08/05/2014) [-]
people assume i'm an innocent angel   
mfw i actually stay up past 9:00 pm and don't ask for my parent's permission to go to 
			
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#23 - fukkenname (08/05/2014) [-]
That I'm gonna blow up in 3.5 seconds
#129 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
That I never really was on their side
User avatar #156 to #129 - EnemySpy ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
**** , forgot to log in, joke ruined
#182 to #156 - scandaldog (08/05/2014) [-]
you'll get it right next time
#6 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
i'm ugly
#19 to #6 - ayumu (08/05/2014) [-]
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#896 to #19 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 to #6 - admin (08/05/2014) [-]
#29 to #22 - Marker (08/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #22 - hokon (08/05/2014) [-]
#rekt
User avatar #24 to #22 - dragonhome (08/05/2014) [-]
aww snap
User avatar #300 to #22 - phanact (08/05/2014) [-]
please you know im a 10/10
#257 to #22 - bunnyeatskitty (08/05/2014) [-]
what is big brother admin talking about?
#279 to #257 - mcqwark (08/05/2014) [-]
That the anon who said he was ugly is none other than... Red Herring!
User avatar #5 - knoxousfumes (08/05/2014) [-]
"What a massive faggot."
#51 - joshlol (08/05/2014) [-]
I don't know, what do you assume?
#55 to #51 - kkkmasterrace (08/05/2014) [-]
Faggot?
User avatar #56 to #55 - joshlol (08/05/2014) [-]
straight
#61 to #56 - kkkmasterrace (08/05/2014) [-]
Don't lie to yourself
User avatar #74 to #61 - joshlol (08/05/2014) [-]
my sexuality doesn't matter, I'm not getting any either way
User avatar #233 to #74 - breadposter (08/05/2014) [-]
You can always stick it in my loaf, joshlol
User avatar #234 to #233 - joshlol (08/05/2014) [-]
giggity
#356 to #51 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
lol im 20 and almost completly bald. i wish i had a hairline like that. And i assume u should lift more
#556 to #107 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Hey, ProJared!
User avatar #295 to #51 - charagrin (08/05/2014) [-]
That you need a sandwich?
User avatar #594 to #51 - agni (08/05/2014) [-]
That you probably are the kid with a good personality
#716 to #51 - KievLeviathan (08/05/2014) [-]
You grew up poor
#917 to #51 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
cod fag?
User avatar #993 to #992 - joshlol (08/05/2014) [-]
holy **** dutch version of google still has the old image's layout
User avatar #994 to #993 - bigjinfinity (08/05/2014) [-]
german version*
User avatar #996 to #994 - joshlol (08/05/2014) [-]
ye that
User avatar #104 to #51 - admin (08/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #383 to #104 - chillybilly (08/05/2014) [-]
Proof that addy uses mobile to comment
dat autocorrect
User avatar #174 to #51 - andriod (08/05/2014) [-]
That you're on scary amounts of coke
#84 to #51 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
that's not even you. no neckbeard/fedora
User avatar #90 to #84 - joshlol (08/05/2014) [-]
I'll have you know I shave my neckbeard on a daily basis
#904 to #51 - sanbonzakura ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
you come in peace?
User avatar #971 to #51 - ieatbengay (08/05/2014) [-]
i assume you have only taken 1 picture of yourself ever
User avatar #958 to #51 - ciele (08/05/2014) [-]
strong eyebrow game, lush curls, even and smooth baby-like skin, full lips, naturally big pupils with big eyes. 11/9 would bang

But hyeah, try working out/putting on a bit more weight, getting yourself a new haircut, something where the hair doesn't part at the front, it puts a lot of emphasis on the forehead and only a few people can pull it off, try something out with the curls, like messy bangs/fringe, like so litejiaju.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/receding-hairline-haircuts-for-men.jpg
and calm them eyebrows a bit, no need to get them to arch so much, but that's just a minor aspect. You definitely got some good stuff to work with, just bring those out or something, that's how it works for everyone. But do whatever you like, just my opinion.

And as for the first impression, someone just clicked on randomize when the were playing sims.
User avatar #852 to #51 - fuckyouthatswhy (08/05/2014) [-]
I assume that you must be the hero of Kvatch
#859 to #51 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
That ur a wanker
#69 to #51 - endofttme (08/05/2014) [-]
You're so ******* skinny.
User avatar #72 to #69 - joshlol (08/05/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #98 to #72 - tomahawkkit (08/05/2014) [-]
shave your head, it will make your head look more uniform
User avatar #367 to #98 - thighhighkneesocks (08/05/2014) [-]
I agree, seriously man, that hairdo is not doing you justice.
#619 to #51 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
The amount of people thinking this is actually you is disturbing. How ******* new are they
#216 to #51 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
I'd think you'd be around 12 years old, if it wasn't for the fact that your hairline would be able to compete with the height of both WTC-towers combined if they were still standing.

Are you growing bald?
#417 to #51 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
you look like Bill Nye if he never pursued Science, stayed Beta, and played nothing but terrible games
User avatar #82 to #51 - smelborp (08/05/2014) [-]
Why the **** does everyone hate joshlol but whenever he posts something it gets a quintillion ******* likes...is there a joshlol fanclub or some **** ?
#93 to #82 - joshlol (08/05/2014) [-]
a quintillion ******* likes
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User avatar #81 to #51 - jigdog (08/05/2014) [-]
alien stole your skin in some men in black ruse.
#79 to #51 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
That you get a bonus to archery?
#146 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
People think I'm gay (I'm the guy in the picture, the girl is my sister) What do you guys think?
User avatar #579 to #146 - greendaynimrod ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
you should **** your sister
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User avatar #207 to #194 - plumpbooty (08/05/2014) [-]
Sorry, which one is you there?
#243 to #207 - Orc (08/05/2014) [-]
I honestly struggled with it, too.
User avatar #209 to #207 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
I don't remember
#466 to #194 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
shave the hair get something more masculine and you should be fine, inb4 its a bieber cut
User avatar #468 to #466 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's Beebs-ish
#205 to #194 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Couldn't of just said a year and a half?
User avatar #208 to #205 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
Thought about it, but I figured someone would be like hurr durr you made that up
User avatar #631 to #146 - sovietsamurai (08/05/2014) [-]
You should **** your sister, she has a pretty face
#149 to #146 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
gay
#193 to #146 - Orc (08/05/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** She's hot.
User avatar #215 to #146 - alekksandar (08/05/2014) [-]
Ditch the glasses or get different, less hipster looking pair. Change the hairstyle to something more masculine. Grow facial hair. Stop using that retro filter camera thing.

There. An honest list. Now, I don't know how you act, but if you act like a faggot, nothing can help you.
User avatar #236 to #215 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
My sister does the filter. Maggie did the second one. My glasses are big because I like them like that .. I had them before the whole 'hipster' thing became a trend I'm a proto hipster or some **** I have shorter hair now, I keep it brushed. No beard or anything yet, sorry. And I'm not a faggot, I'm genuinely a nice guy if you're nice to me .. I just simply don't give a **** about anything in general .. Thanks for the feedback yada yada yada
#400 to #236 - migueldecervantes (08/05/2014) [-]
I couldn't really tell by the photograph, but this comment almost proves you're gay.
User avatar #402 to #400 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
How? I Responded to every point that he made .. Not in a sarcastic or smartassy way
#418 to #402 - migueldecervantes (08/05/2014) [-]
Indeed...

I would believe it is your writing style. You write like a total fagot—I am sorry if this comes out as a surprise to you, yet I am glad to be the first one to make this remark (true statement, rather...).

It takes training and constant effort to write lean, powerful, masculine prose. Read any of my comments and you will simply be unable to desist from feeling as though your brain's linguistic stratum is being raped by wit, wordsmith-y and potent, yet unadorned, elegance.

I would suggest reading Clear and Simple as the Truth, or any good poet (Shakespeare, Donne, Keats, Thomas, Shelley), or classic literature (modernist literature can work too (think Hemingway or Faulkner)).

Also, statements like "I just simply (are you ******* kidding me? Use one of the two, not ******* both...) don't give a **** (these four words foreshadow the edginess to come) about anything in general (well, well, well... We've got ourselves a little hipster. I mean, proto-hipster... Yeah)" are a bit... Well, gay.

Cheers, buddy. I believe in you. You do look like a nice guy. Just simply (you see what I did there?) don't write like a fagot.

I shudder at my last sentence. I'll go take a cold shower.

Have a good day.

User avatar #430 to #418 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
Normally I'd respond in a pissy way, cause I'm slightly annoyed. Not at the site, just in general But it's whatever .. Thanks for your input
#432 to #430 - migueldecervantes (08/05/2014) [-]
Don't you feel like a fagot after writing this out? Didn't you feel a sharp pain in your dick after you clicked "reply"?

I'm earnestly interested.
User avatar #436 to #402 - trowlernotparas (08/05/2014) [-]
losing weight should be your main priority
User avatar #446 to #436 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm overweight?
User avatar #450 to #446 - trowlernotparas (08/05/2014) [-]
You seem pretty doughy but cant be for sure. What is your weight and height?
User avatar #452 to #450 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
6'0" - 175 lbs .. I've actually started lifting recently .. I run and lift
User avatar #834 to #452 - unpheasantsurprise (08/05/2014) [-]
***** is your bfp fukken off the charts or some **** , I'm 6'3" 200lbs and I'm nowhere near that fukken round. My Bfp is 10%
User avatar #1132 to #834 - Zacman (08/06/2014) [-]
I said I just started working out .. I'm a little big .. Not huge like the neckbeards on here .. but not small
User avatar #433 to #146 - trowlernotparas (08/05/2014) [-]
fat faggot would be my first thought
#885 to #146 - diamondperzik (08/05/2014) [-]
Pretty gay pose
But your sister,
damn
#160 to #146 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
***** Gay as **** .
User avatar #336 to #146 - skinstiches (08/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, straight homo.
User avatar #338 to #336 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
thx
#900 to #146 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
8/10 woud bang, maybe also the girl
#933 to #146 - toaki (08/05/2014) [-]
you look like a gay version of gay people
User avatar #161 to #146 - Rei (08/05/2014) [-]
Yeap you look gay.
User avatar #183 to #161 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
Fair enough
#460 to #161 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
Says you.

I'm his brother.
#934 to #460 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
Well you look gay too.
User avatar #942 to #934 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
tanabata?
User avatar #995 to #942 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
You called?
User avatar #1112 to #995 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
I thought anon was you .-.
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Nope, I never go as anon. If I'm gonna talk **** , I'll say it straight to the person's face.
So, is that you in the pic?
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
That's Rei.
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User avatar #1117 to #1116 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
Yes
Posting pictures is okay, but posting names is actually bannable, I think.
User avatar #1119 to #1117 - tanabata (08/05/2014) [-]
Oh. Thank god I instantly removed those comments.
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
I think he's said his name on here before. I don't know. It's a gray area.
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User avatar #464 to #460 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
Thanks bro
User avatar #474 to #464 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
You're not our brother.
User avatar #477 to #474 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
But you just .. Whut
User avatar #479 to #477 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
The user Rei is my brother,
Not you.
User avatar #482 to #479 - Zacman (08/05/2014) [-]
My bad, simple misunderstanding
User avatar #486 to #482 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
np dood.
User avatar #507 to #482 - Rei (08/05/2014) [-]
He isn't my brother and MysteryKid is a compulsive liar.
User avatar #508 to #507 - mysterykid (08/05/2014) [-]
If I wasn't your brother, why would I have pictures of you?
User avatar #509 to #508 - Rei (08/05/2014) [-]
Because you know my name and I've been in newspapers.
#27 - refraxion (08/05/2014) [-]
That I am autism
#197 to #27 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm loving your headphones right now. Is that a pair of ultrasones around your ears?
User avatar #237 to #197 - refraxion (08/05/2014) [-]
Yep! Pro 900s.

Amazing with electronica and anything bass-heavy
User avatar #805 to #237 - pwnedomega (08/05/2014) [-]
Well if you know about headphones, perhaps you could assist me in finding a set I use to own. It was earcupped with a microphone, orange in color, only had a USB plugin, no headphone plugin, had extreme bass and red lightup equalizer bars on either side of the headset. Halp?
#821 to #805 - refraxion (08/05/2014) [-]
Sounds like something Tritton would make. Is it a gaming headset?

Pic shows their logo.
User avatar #824 to #821 - pwnedomega (08/05/2014) [-]
Gaming headset. I found it but cannot find it in stock anywhere. eDimensional AudioFX pro 5.1 PC Gaming Headset
User avatar #600 to #27 - charzer (08/05/2014) [-]
You look a lot like a guy Cooper I know???
User avatar #827 to #600 - refraxion (08/05/2014) [-]
Nope, sorry.
User avatar #890 to #27 - datmine ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I am become headphones.
Listener of world.
User avatar #332 to #27 - tonyxx (08/05/2014) [-]
that you have great taste in headphones, those MS2s are something I have a mighty want for.
User avatar #699 to #27 - chozodark (08/05/2014) [-]
surround sound?
User avatar #829 to #699 - refraxion (08/05/2014) [-]
12.1
User avatar #4 - flomosho (08/05/2014) [-]
That I'm big brother admins sex slave. What else am I?
#373 - achphoenix (08/05/2014) [-]
that im privileged white male cis scum
that im privileged white male cis scum
#860 - itsthetie ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
That I don't what a razor is
User avatar #1035 to #860 - shivaspace (08/05/2014) [-]
I wish I could grow a beard like that... but it's not possible
User avatar #1053 to #860 - lurifax (08/05/2014) [-]
nnnnnngh the hat
User avatar #1096 to #860 - derpingthederps (08/05/2014) [-]
Like a jolly lumberjack
User avatar #872 to #860 - FligFlag (08/05/2014) [-]
I would think you're a blacksmith with that magnificent beard!
#879 to #860 - zerosonaku (08/05/2014) [-]
I'd say you look like a proud Sailor
#272 - megashot ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
that i lift.
pic related, it's me and my bitch
User avatar #630 to #272 - kevinator ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Omg can I please have the link to that story? I don't exactly remember how this whole ''me and my bitch'' thing started.
#1101 to #630 - megashot ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
User avatar #1110 to #1101 - kevinator ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
aha, thank you mate!
#339 - bighairyfart (08/05/2014) [-]
I've never really thought about it. But since everyone else is doing it, what would you assume about me?
User avatar #422 to #339 - Accidentalninja (08/05/2014) [-]
possible jew or maybe hispanic cant tell from light
User avatar #985 to #339 - savagebadger (08/05/2014) [-]
Napoleon Dynamite springs to mind.
User avatar #1020 to #339 - subspacessparta (08/05/2014) [-]
nerdcubed?
User avatar #831 to #339 - bagguhsleep (08/05/2014) [-]
Can you help me with my taxes?
#449 to #339 - earthandfire (08/05/2014) [-]
Smart college student
#484 to #339 - John Cena (08/05/2014) [-]
you know where to get weed
User avatar #494 to #339 - ausamo (08/05/2014) [-]
you own a llama and her name is Tina
User avatar #349 to #339 - alekksandar (08/05/2014) [-]
Jewish
#1063 - kristofe (08/05/2014) [-]
they assume i am part giraffe
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