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What could have been

In a parallel world
USA
Gull owns slaves
other counte res
Great education
Canable/ s pants
Poland
Al/ on IAM/ fl
nation.
North Korea
Economy based on
tourism
Invented Anime
Most urbanized and
advanced country in
the world
Russia
Pich as ****
Least amount of
corruption, pollution and
drinking in the world
awesome roads
Canada
World Police
Considered the most
relevant country ever
Sucks at Ice Hockey
United Kindom
of Ireland and
Scotland
Glassy as ****
Drink whiskey in
teacups
Gans England
Germany
Loves Wine and
Baguettes
Surrenders all the time
Hates working
Turkey
******** of German
immigrants
First member of EU
Neutral
Finland
Conquered by Have
Melts in sauna
Sweden
Estonia
Nordic
Gross and Disgusting
Mexico
Perceptual nirvana
adores politicians
Couth American
Japan
with huge penises
crimes
Loves Koreans
Australia
Harmless wildlife
Never stops asking
for more immigrants
Holland
Gels weed and hookers
to tourists
C) pressed by Belgium
Holy Roman
Empire
Got almost annexed
by Greece
Outlawed Christianity
Hates art
Doorway
Really really poor
Overrun by gypsies
vampires
Nothing gay with the name
Never confused
with Paraguay
Hates football
Never interferes with
Adovanced spacefaring
Full of tall, outgoing peopl
Never commited any war
Has a well trained army
Switzerland
Participated in
almost every war
Chees alot of cash
to other counties
Hates any kinds
of precision
Greece
Basically, funds the EU
Hard working people
Hates Germany for not
paying the debts
Sweden
Brutal, manly, strong
Invades black countries
and rapes everyone
Not a single gay, muslim
or ****** in there
Palestine
Nicaragua
Recond most powerful
country in the Americas
after Haiti
always remembered
and never confused
Argentina
White
European
Austria
l\ lifest country in the
world.
Every citizen gets a
flower and a valentine
from the goverment
each month.
France
Never gives up
Hates wine
Beats the crap out of
Germany daily
Brazil
Smallest country in
south america
Hates bananas
Least fertile soil in the
world
Litva
i' -Democratic
slot of immigrants
Good friends with Poland
Serbia
Accepting kosovo
Gave former yugoslavian
countries independence
loving kebab
Chile
Communism utopia
Most of the country is
underwater
New Zealand
Unstable, war torn
country
Feared around the
globe
Many, many rabbit farms
Iceland
Covered in ice
Crystal clear air
Pich as hell
Boring life
slot of money
Important country
in politics
Huge industrial site
Exports to all countries
Ill) Paraguay
Ukraine
Official language is
Ukranian
Loves Russia, and gives
it a discount on gas
Hates pigs.
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#2 - pettdavids (06/12/2014) [-]
> Holland
> Oppressed by Belgium

That wouldn't even be possible in a parallel universe
User avatar #1 - notsofunnycomedy (06/12/2014) [-]
Um...Germany actually makes really good wine already
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