What about mom?. . inure: De twins have the SHINE sized disk? new we' re asking the real questions As e twin, I -sen say my diet: is deffinitely bigger than my
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What about mom?

inure:
De twins have the SHINE sized disk?
new we' re asking the real questions
As e twin, I -sen say my diet: is deffinitely bigger than my sister' s.
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#5 - serapharbiter (07/21/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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While reading this I was talking to my friend (over Xbox Live) who has a twin brother.   
I promptly read the first line to him.   
He starts debating and shortly after puts down his mic and starts arguing fiercely with his brother.   
He forgot to mute the mic.   
Heard nothing but yelling and screaming.   
Father intervenes.   
Says "IT DOESN'T 						*******					 MATTER, YOU BOTH TOOK HALF OF MINE"   
Lol'd so hard he left the XBL party and got offline.
While reading this I was talking to my friend (over Xbox Live) who has a twin brother.
I promptly read the first line to him.
He starts debating and shortly after puts down his mic and starts arguing fiercely with his brother.
He forgot to mute the mic.
Heard nothing but yelling and screaming.
Father intervenes.
Says "IT DOESN'T ******* MATTER, YOU BOTH TOOK HALF OF MINE"
Lol'd so hard he left the XBL party and got offline.
#7 - puffyclouds ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (10 replies)
well, i haven't seen my twin brother's penis since we were really small, back then our dicks were pretty much the same   
i have no idea about now tho
well, i haven't seen my twin brother's penis since we were really small, back then our dicks were pretty much the same
i have no idea about now tho
User avatar #11 to #7 - danster (07/21/2014) [-]
Jack him off
it won't be gay
you guys are the same person
it's masturbation.
User avatar #1 - theavatar (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Knew a guy named twitch that asked sorta the same question " if you eat out twins would they taste the same?" I wonder if its the same person
User avatar #4 to #2 - theavatar (07/21/2014) [-]
I kknow just wanted to tell the story of twitch
#18 - benderisgreat (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Twins Basil, twins!
#17 - monarkh ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (20 replies)
There are twins in my basketball team, I can say for having showered with them that they are the same size (non-erect at least), but they really close genetically speaking anyway, same height, same weight, same temper, same skin colour (their father is black but their mother is a redhead so there was a wide range of colour possibilities, and yet they are both the exact same dark skin type) and of course same cock size.

And to answer another question, they're quite small for 6.5 feet black dudes, 3 inches I'm guessing (it seems even less but I put that effect on their height)
#21 to #19 - monarkh ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
What are you? 12 years old? Dude, everyone looks, you look, I look, every 						*******					 male looks at dicks on this planet whenever showers are involved, this is basic human behaviour, when you're very young you're just curious, then you start to check who got pubes before you do, then you start to wonder about your size so you look to reassure yourself.   
   
No admitting it is the proof that you sexualize this behaviour, and yet this is clearly not sexual, sometimes I just want to see if asians are really that small, sometimes I wonder if twins are similar, and sometimes I just want to know if I'm still the alpha male. There's nothing sexual in this, it's just observation, and if you're really like "OMFG GAY WTF MAN FAGGOT...etc" then either you're 14 and still trying to assert your masculinity by insulting everyone of faggot, or you really are gay and you are uncomfortable with this checking thing, but I can assure you it's basic human behaviour, and everyone I've ever done sport with has evoked my cock at one point.   
   
You can deny all you want, it won't change the fact that every guy does this, unless you're really uncomfortable with your junk or your sexuality, choose one or choose both friend
What are you? 12 years old? Dude, everyone looks, you look, I look, every ******* male looks at dicks on this planet whenever showers are involved, this is basic human behaviour, when you're very young you're just curious, then you start to check who got pubes before you do, then you start to wonder about your size so you look to reassure yourself.

No admitting it is the proof that you sexualize this behaviour, and yet this is clearly not sexual, sometimes I just want to see if asians are really that small, sometimes I wonder if twins are similar, and sometimes I just want to know if I'm still the alpha male. There's nothing sexual in this, it's just observation, and if you're really like "OMFG GAY WTF MAN FAGGOT...etc" then either you're 14 and still trying to assert your masculinity by insulting everyone of faggot, or you really are gay and you are uncomfortable with this checking thing, but I can assure you it's basic human behaviour, and everyone I've ever done sport with has evoked my cock at one point.

You can deny all you want, it won't change the fact that every guy does this, unless you're really uncomfortable with your junk or your sexuality, choose one or choose both friend
User avatar #44 - chaoticlaw (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Twin here. Can confirm that my dick is smaller than my sister's.
#42 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
put your erect dicks across the screen. measure the length of your penis with i's

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User avatar #51 - perform (07/21/2014) [-]
So she has one?
User avatar #50 - childpls (07/21/2014) [-]
This will require some twincest
#10 - bagpipe (07/21/2014) [-]
**bagpipe rolled image**
#6 - narutogayboy (07/21/2014) [-]
I bet " she " is one of those gender queers.
User avatar #3 - caffeine (07/21/2014) [-]
**caffeine rolls 5,458**
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