What a bitch. . I Anonymous J' lia( Thu) 1 l 23515 387 E 489 shave sex with woman aask for consent between thrusts you sure you consent? as this still good? wwo
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What a bitch

I Anonymous J' lia( Thu) 1 l 23515 387 E 489
shave sex with woman
aask for consent between thrusts
you sure you consent?
as this still good?
wwould you like my lawyer to come back into the room
ll tear up the consent contract whenever you please
vhen just checking, we still good?
sshe answers yes each time and we' re all good for a beautiful consensual ejaculation
i' m about to ejaculate, are you willing to sign fer this parcel?"
sshe opens her mouth and yells yes and I deliver on her face
owe thank each other and leave
Dane year later i' m driving through a suburb on my way to a friend' s party
oi run over acat
sshe comes running out. the woman I had sex with
sshe' s angry
appoligize profusely. agree to pay her
aweek later I get a summons in the mail to appear in court for rape
sshe tells the judge she revoked her consent
nnothing I can do about it because I' m a disgusting cis male oppressor
grudge sentences me to 10 years in prison
gget raped every week
tthey never even ask for consent
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Submitted: 05/09/2014
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#1 - guardianranger (05/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I want to thumb this up, However this really pisses me off.
User avatar #2 - squidington (05/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But what of the consent contract?
#3 to #2 - anonymous (05/10/2014) [-]
She decided to retroactively sign a non-consent contract without OP's consent.
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