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What Your Shopping Cart Says About You

What You' re Saying with the Stuff in Your Shopping Cart
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Submitted: 03/09/2014
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#1 - anonymous (03/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
the amount of sex references aren't funny, feels like a 12 year old's work
#3 - lancasthor (03/10/2014) [+] (7 replies)
#6 - tomppi (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#11 - lancasthor (03/10/2014) [-]
Do you even lift?
#13 - theaphasic (03/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This was like 2 years ago- went out drinking with a bunch of friends- nothing major. We got mildly tipsy, and the challenge was as follows- "buy two items and weird the cashier out as much as possible." Most of my friends went the usual route and did the cucumber & vaseline yadda yadda route. But this glorious motherfucker named Paul grabs a box of condoms, asks the cashier about the price. Then comes back with a bunch of rubber bands and a roll of aluminum foil. "Yeah, I'll take these."   
Cashier's fw.
This was like 2 years ago- went out drinking with a bunch of friends- nothing major. We got mildly tipsy, and the challenge was as follows- "buy two items and weird the cashier out as much as possible." Most of my friends went the usual route and did the cucumber & vaseline yadda yadda route. But this glorious motherfucker named Paul grabs a box of condoms, asks the cashier about the price. Then comes back with a bunch of rubber bands and a roll of aluminum foil. "Yeah, I'll take these."
Cashier's fw.
#2 - badboyscout (03/10/2014) [-]
Shopping cart problems....
#22 - skiskate ONLINE (03/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Who puts gum into a shopping cart?
#26 - iamasian (03/10/2014) [-]
That third guy.
#16 - roneffinswanson (03/10/2014) [-]
MFW "Party" Time
User avatar #32 - remilia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
who the fuck is getting a whole shopping cart for a single fucking gum you think this is a fucking gam ot what you bitch, do you think i wouldnt care about this fucking detail you bitch? you better go fucking put that cart back to where you fucking got it from oor ill slap yo nasty man boobs and wreck your face with that fucking cart you worthless cunt, who do you think you are, using our shit as you please, this is a market not a all-you-can-touch party so go get a life and use your hands to carry single items or get a small basket like a BITCh if you cant lifet a single gum you dirty whore.









bitch.
#30 - bitchesbanthymine (03/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I almost always use self-checkout when shopping, but when buying condoms which I totally do all the time because of how much I do the old sexaroo I use the regular checkout so I can stare someone in the eyes.
User avatar #14 - ghostofgemini (03/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
idk why people are embarrassed about getting condoms.

Its a sign you gettin' laid nigga.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ghostofgemini (03/10/2014) [-]
like the old lady doesnt know what sex is. its not like she cares.
#48 - shadowbreech (03/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
A can of back spray paint, 2 toy guns, ski masks, and energy drinks means you're going to rob a bank
#49 to #48 - shadowbreech (03/10/2014) [-]
Now add condoms and you're going out to rape somebody
User avatar #38 - elcreepo ONLINE (03/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Who buys porn magazines anymore

You can watch videos for free or WAY less than that mag, kiddo
#43 to #38 - amuzen ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Porn holds no wonder for me anymore thanks to the internet but I remember a time when me and my best friend were but wee lads. Someone had shredded a playboy on the beach in front of his house and we spent two weeks collecting all the different pieces, carefully drying them out, then taping them back together to form the ultimate holy grail of our tree house treasures, everything in there was vanilla as fuck but never before, and never again will porn be so appealing to me. I guess what I'm saying is you can give me all the kinkiest dolphin gorrila threesome gang bang shit of the internet but it will never hold up to the straight girl on guy sex of a soggy old playboy.
#4 - feudd (03/10/2014) [-]
Last one's FW
User avatar #21 - stenchschleifs (03/10/2014) [-]
Buy condoms, ask cashier what she/he is doing tonight.
#10 - taurusguy (03/10/2014) [-]
Who buys condoms with something more? With just a pack of condoms you can just put it in your pockets fast if you feel awkward.
User avatar #9 - theezachulator (03/10/2014) [-]
all i got form this is " I feel the need to justify my purchases". i bought duct-tape, candy, lube and bubble wrap at once didn't realize what it looked like till i got to my car
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