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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - pussypunchpiss
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"Bart sells his soul"   
Season 7 episode 4
"Bart sells his soul"
Season 7 episode 4

User avatar #3 to #1 - hkd
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Second time I've seen someone do this today now. This **** is kind of creepy
User avatar #60 to #3 - maxismahname
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This happens on every simpsons content, ya silly goose
User avatar #6 to #1 - Sacrifice
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Where's Underporches gone?
#128 to #6 - anon id: 54e3f1f6
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He's still around, it's just that people have taken his job from him. He no longer has an identity. He has simply become an idea. So we'll forget him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent encyclopedia, a watchful episode guide. A Sauce Knight.
#7 to #6 - anon id: efdc766b
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transcended this mortal plane, friend. But fear not. While the body is gone, underporches has become a movement, an ideal that lives in us all. It matters not who provides the sauce and gif. Just know that his work is being done all the same.
#8 to #7 - anon id: 20d58592
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I still miss underporches.
User avatar #196 to #8 - pussypunchpiss
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Underporches is in all of us. He just happened to have taken control of my body and made me give up the source of the episode
#351 to #196 - underporches
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User avatar #352 to #351 - pussypunchpiss
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give me back my body
#37 to #1 - pointblankhits
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Why the **** did you make that your name?
User avatar #191 to #37 - pussypunchpiss
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I get that a lot and i'll answer it the same way as I did a thousand times

It's the three first words that came to mind that starts with a P
took me 3 seconds
User avatar #337 to #191 - pointblankhits
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Your therapist has a lot to answer for
User avatar #338 to #337 - pussypunchpiss
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My therapist committed suicide after talking to me for 15 minutes
#339 to #338 - pointblankhits
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You poor thing
#340 to #339 - pussypunchpiss
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haha im only joking, he didnt commit suicide

I killed him
#341 to #340 - pointblankhits
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Why'd you go do a thang like that?
User avatar #342 to #341 - pussypunchpiss
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because he was talking to me
User avatar #343 to #342 - pointblankhits
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Probably because the first thing that pop's into your head is punching pissing pussy's
User avatar #119 to #37 - siriusfakk
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Because hes a little kid just like 90 percent of FJ including you with your name too .
User avatar #336 to #119 - pointblankhits
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Name off my MMA gym in Ireland, look it up
User avatar #192 to #119 - pussypunchpiss
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nuh uh im seventeen years old
User avatar #194 to #192 - siriusfakk
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Eh.
#141 to #1 - bighairybacon
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#64 - arkanios
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MFW the comments are discussing religion
MFW the comments are discussing religion
#313 to #64 - thenightmarechild
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And all this time I thought it was a glitch
And all this time I thought it was a glitch
User avatar #298 to #64 - negerslaktarn
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man the new zelda for the wii u looks awsome
User avatar #45 - soule
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Pretty sure I exist...
#46 to #45 - anon id: 9ed838ad
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And therefore you do.
#48 to #46 - soule
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[existential awareness intensifies]
User avatar #240 to #46 - gonzoen
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Masterful explanation of the concept of "cogito ergo sum", my dear anon.
*Points with pipe*
User avatar #52 to #45 - sociocat
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but if eyes arnt real how can mirrors be real?
User avatar #139 to #45 - xgrandmoffx
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I think therefore I am.
I know therefore other things are.
User avatar #149 to #45 - grandlordchicken
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Nope, your a figment of my diseased mind, sorry about that.
#319 to #45 - anon id: c80c119a
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matter with consciousness
#94 - newvein
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I don't believe the existence of a traditional God/Goddess in the sense that this being is omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient. Perhaps there are powerful, evolved beings that are godlike in comparison to us. But who knows. I'm just sitting here, masturbating.
User avatar #96 to #94 - testaburger
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"Only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.
Obi-Wan was a sith all along.
User avatar #97 to #96 - newvein
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Absolutely it is!
#43 - slenderwolf
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#110 to #43 - grandlordchicken
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Politics inevitable gets brought up too.
#158 to #110 - grandlordchicken
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Then fandoms get brought up.
#162 to #158 - testaburger
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Conservative Jesus is best savior.
Conservative Jesus is best savior.
#177 to #162 - grandlordchicken
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Neo liberal dragon ball Anarcho Quetzalcoatl is the only true savior
#179 to #177 - testaburger
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I yield.
He truly is
#209 to #179 - grandlordchicken
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Welcome to the church of anti anarchy fascist neo libertarian guacamole super Mario Protestant Armstrong neo cyclone jet conservative witnesses of retraditional neo cyclone green vermin supreme liberal Scientology Muslim anabaptismist freedom elect socialist independant justice modern reform Sikhism workers.
#214 to #209 - testaburger
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Praise him
#25 - spamzor
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If you don't believe in a soul, regardless of religious context, you're probably just full of apathy and cynicism
#27 to #25 - anon id: 6f685100
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Or just not religious?
#38 to #27 - vymastenaochechula
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i'm not religious and i believe in soul
when you mix it with some swing or jazz it's even better
User avatar #152 to #38 - xgrandmoffx
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Today's music ain't got the same soul.
I like that old time rock 'n' roll!
#286 to #27 - nightlynutria
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You mean spiritual dawg. Plenty of people aren't religious and believe in a soul, some even believe in a God.
You mean spiritual dawg. Plenty of people aren't religious and believe in a soul, some even believe in a God.
#28 to #27 - spamzor
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"Regardless of religious context." Including not being religious, i..e. personal spirituality and the like.

Think more abstractly about your own consciousness and you'll find it.

Going down with the red thumbs.
User avatar #244 to #28 - thepandaking
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These aren't bandwagon red thumbs, reassess your claim and understand how ignorant and condescending it sounds. That's a terrible mindset to stay in through life.
#35 to #28 - anon id: 78b26423
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are you... serious?
User avatar #138 to #28 - grandlordchicken
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I don't beleive in a soul and I'm one of the most cheerful optimistic people I know.
#33 to #25 - anon id: a27ecd17
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That's your own belief, so stop trying to shove it in others' faces.
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#160 to #25 - assassindash
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Personally I believe there are souls simply because there is so much evidence of out of body experiences when people are saved from death at hospitals. I'm not saying anything else apart from souls DO exist. I also believe that the soul is basically what resides in the brain. After all, you're not legitimately called dead until the brain shuts down.   
   
I'd be willing to go so far as to say your brain IS your soul.   
   
Plus, souls is the only spiritual thing that can actually be legitimately proven as well. Either way, that's just what I think.   
   
 Gif for telling opinion on internet.
Personally I believe there are souls simply because there is so much evidence of out of body experiences when people are saved from death at hospitals. I'm not saying anything else apart from souls DO exist. I also believe that the soul is basically what resides in the brain. After all, you're not legitimately called dead until the brain shuts down.

I'd be willing to go so far as to say your brain IS your soul.

Plus, souls is the only spiritual thing that can actually be legitimately proven as well. Either way, that's just what I think.

Gif for telling opinion on internet.
#328 to #160 - blancka
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What about the science of the chemical reactions which cause these experiences?
User avatar #329 to #328 - assassindash
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Being out of body and seeing doctors work on your body down to every minuscule detail is something that can't be hallucinated.
#202 to #160 - updoge
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Obviously our consciousness lies within the brain, so I can see why you would say that it's where the soul lies. But how would you explain brain damage that changes one's personality to something completely different? There are some well-documented cases on this.

Why would a soul change from mere physical damage? If you die after having been changed by brain damage, are you then within your own religion, judged as per your actions after the change, or prior to it? Do you go to your heaven or hell with the "new" or "old" soul?
User avatar #301 to #202 - assassindash
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I would assume that all the pieces of your mind are repaired upon death the same way stem cells can repair neurons.

Course that's just a hope.

on a personal note, i'm completely passive to all religions in general. It's not believe or don't believe, it's just I don't really think it should matter whether you believe or not. Seriously, if God punishes you for being ignorant or simply not choosing, **** him. And **** Satan as well if he's exactly as most books say.

What would I do after death if both God and the devil are assholes? Try and get my soul destroyed, cause **** I already lived a life ruled by tyrants, and I don't need to live it again.

Well, destroyed or kill God and the devil. Course that's supposed to be impossible. But **** you gospel, ill ******* try.
#283 to #202 - anon id: 31c0b344
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he didn't say that the soul lies within the brain, he said the brain is the soul
#291 to #283 - updoge
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That doesn't change my point though.
User avatar #294 to #25 - xgreenmaidenx
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I believe in a "soul" and I'm not religious, it's just that my "version" of our soul is our consciousness just.....everywhere? I don't really know how to explain it. Our soul is in our body, just not in our brain.( but mainly in the brain)
User avatar #304 to #294 - xgreenmaidenx
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Further explanation on how I think about it:
It's a word for multiple things, not a thing itself. It's a word describing multiple things like consciousness, personality, memories, it is us but it's not our physical body.
It exist and do not need a scientific explanation. Can scientist tell us if a word exists, say, like evil? No, because it is a word describing multiple things, not a thing itself and do not need some sort of explanation.
A soul isn't holy it's just there with us.

I think I sound like those religious people trying to concise people god exist. But please realise this is from someone very non-religious.
#348 to #304 - spamzor
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I don't think the soul is more or less holy than anything else, the way I said it might have been wrong, but the message I tried to get across in my earlier message is that if someone lives their life thinking that their mind is the sole tool they have for their consciousness, they are cutting themselves short.
User avatar #306 to #304 - xgreenmaidenx
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Convince*. Sorry. I think I made another spelling error too but I'm not sure.
#297 to #294 - anon id: 66cde8fa
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User avatar #42 to #25 - therebemoose
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Says the guy with a comment full of apathy and cynicism.
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User avatar #44 to #10 - shadownigga
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******* like this is what gives us a bad name.
#47 to #44 - dehumanizer
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>atheism
>a good thing

pick one
User avatar #49 to #47 - shadownigga
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>being atheist and not shaming people for being religious and saying that because I'm atheist I'm automatically more intelligent than a religious person:
Good

>saying that I'm infinitely more intelligent that a religious person because I'm atheist and bashing religion with no cause or reason:
Bad


And it goes with religion too

> saying atheists are all neckbeard fedora wearing beta because of ********* like this and bashing the actually good atheists for no reason other than not believing what I do:
Bad

>accepting that said person is atheist and allowing them to believe what they want and not get into a debate unless provoked: Good

tl;dr: love thy neighbor
#54 to #49 - dehumanizer
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#56 to #54 - shadownigga
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#57 to #56 - dehumanizer
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#243 to #57 - garymotherfingoak
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>anime fedora   
>using based tyrone when you're wrong   
>being this drek
>anime fedora
>using based tyrone when you're wrong
>being this drek
User avatar #58 to #57 - shadownigga
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So we cool?
#70 to #58 - dehumanizer
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no
User avatar #61 to #47 - sociocat
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religion is following a book that almost completely makes sense with history
if millions of people belived in a book that made almost complete sense just for a scientist to come and say a couple small things wrong with it would you leave it?

thats why i belive the bible was made by humans metaphoricly to give good morals and to teach people to be nice
it made so much sense to people and they all started beliving it and threw away the fact that it wasnt meant to be taken seriously
User avatar #12 to #10 - kokkoderrisch
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As soon as you take to ad hominem your opinion is invalid.
User avatar #26 to #12 - lorddarkskull
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The fallacy fallacy: Labeling your opponent's argument as completely without merit due to committing a fallacy.
#13 to #12 - dehumanizer
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this low level bait doesent desreve a proper responce, get shrekt fedora
this low level bait doesent desreve a proper responce, get shrekt fedora
User avatar #14 to #13 - kokkoderrisch
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As soon as you take to ad hominem your opinion is invalid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - dehumanizer
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Oy vey 6000 gazilion jews died in the holocaust, hitler smells!

Holocasut is now invalid.
User avatar #16 to #15 - kokkoderrisch
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As soon as you take to ad hominem your opinion is invalid.
User avatar #19 to #16 - dehumanizer
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>implying the OP wasnt ad hominem
User avatar #21 to #19 - kokkoderrisch
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Including the OP.
User avatar #20 to #19 - kokkoderrisch
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As soon as you take to ad hominem your opinion is invalid.
#22 to #20 - dehumanizer
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Just because you say something is invalid, that doesent mean your opinion is valid.
User avatar #24 to #22 - kokkoderrisch
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I've never stated my opinion on this subject.
User avatar #23 to #22 - kokkoderrisch
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As soon as you take to ad hominem your opinion is invalid.
#29 - anon id: 145b5b38
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Ok all of these annoying ass atheists need to go **** themselves. Religion is the only thing keeping me alive right now. I do not want to make you believe, but for the love of God let me believe what I have to in order to stay alive... suicide is a sin and I don't want to go to hell. That thought is keeping me going every day. Let me have this please...
User avatar #30 to #29 - YllekNayr
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Nope
#32 to #29 - anon id: 78b26423
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kill yourself
User avatar #55 to #29 - sociocat
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i belive in karma and reincarnation
i wont kill myself because that would be a huge down to karma and i will be a slave in world of warcraft not allowed to do anything at all
#71 to #29 - anon id: c8ca5f84
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This show religion is for weak minded people.
User avatar #145 to #29 - grandlordchicken
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Well I'm glad religion is keeping you alive but it's not really the athiest who are shoving thier opinions around on the Internet, it's everbody. You've got people from every religion screaming out thier opinions on the Internet, there's nothing to be done but try to avoid it.
User avatar #299 to #29 - thepandaking
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if you happen to run into a bunch of posts of atheists who happen to be assholes on the internet not saying this post was definitely an asshole move by the Simpsons because I don't think it was, it was just humor , that doesn't mean all atheists and atheism in general is out to get you, a very small amount of atheists are those obnoxiously fedora-y people and that's only because they think it makes them smarter.
Keep on believing, but find the reason not to do it in yourself most of all, don't just rely on religion to give you that power. However if that's what's keeping you up right now then keep it, but no one is pushing you. Remember that.
#300 to #29 - caradecocou
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User avatar #330 to #29 - trollyando
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You only have one life until proven otherwise, make it ******* worth it instead of depending on religion to tell yourself "i need to live"
User avatar #68 to #29 - testaburger
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faggot
User avatar #147 to #29 - xgrandmoffx
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>believes in religion
>nothing stopping you
>posts on the Internet
>doesn't expect to get swarmed by atheists
What do you expect to accomplish here? We can't take your beliefs away from you.
User avatar #325 to #29 - nigeltheoutlaw
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If you live in the West then no one is trying to stop you from believing whatever flavor of church suits you. Get the **** over yourself.
User avatar #36 to #29 - pointblankhits
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Keep your chin up buddy
User avatar #206 to #29 - Lintutu
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>LET me believe what i have in order to stay alive

just because there are atheists out there, doesn't mean they're out to get you
#31 to #29 - madoc
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Bait much?
#34 to #31 - anon id: 145b5b38
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... How did you think this was bait? Holy **** you're a terrible person. What about my comment made it seem like bait to you? This is my honest feelings and you call it bait... wow...
#76 to #34 - anon id: 6cb0c6e5
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because a retard who would type that can't type
#41 to #29 - kristovsky
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What's wrong? Can't stand it when the facts are spoken? finally snapped under weight of my arguments?

Intelligence is my blade

Reason is my shield

Care to do battle? I thought not.

This is a joke dude, seriously though if religion helps you more power to you.
User avatar #53 - ribbedandstudded
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I'm Agnostic. I'm inclined to believe there is no God due to lack of scientific evidence as well as a few other factors I won't get into.

However, if there is a God, I do not believe He would punish me over something petty like not believing in him. If I'm a genuinely good person, that should be enough. If it isn't, that's no god I want to be associated with.
User avatar #256 to #53 - thepandaking
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This right here is a huge part of why I'm an atheist. That's exactly how I've always explained my standing when asked
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#211 - haeckal
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You do know that most of the founders of the church lived lives of poverty and chose to be tortured to death rather than renounce their beliefs, right? That's some dedication to a get-rich-quick scam (sarcasm).

Although some religions, such as Scientology, probably were created as scams, it's foolish to say that holds true for all of them.
User avatar #238 to #211 - feelythefeel
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It isn't talking about founders of a religion as much as managers of religions that are already well established.
User avatar #241 to #211 - testaburger
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The black priests in america who have megachurches, sell bottled "blessed water" and various DVDs of them blessing someone. Also having these "healing meetings" where they "cure cancer" and **** on stage, then asking people to donate money.

You know, the obvious scammers.
User avatar #326 to #241 - nigeltheoutlaw
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(07/21/2014) [-]
**** ******, they're far from all black.
#324 to #211 - tealcanaan
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(07/21/2014) [-]
St. Peter was based.