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Maryland Deathfest (often abbreviated to MDF) is an annual extreme music festival held in or near Baltimore, Maryland, USA. It has always occurred during Memorial Day weekend each year. The festival is the biggest of its kind in North America.

History and line-ups

MDF is the idea of two extreme metal fans named Ryan and Evan. During the 10 years of festival history, MDF has featured over 350 bands from over 25 countries, many of which make their US debut at the festival. The festival is promoted with the slogan: "America's biggest metal party of the year."
2003

The first installment of Maryland Deathfest was held from Friday, May 23 to Sunday, May 25 at the Thunderdome.
Lineup
Friday Saturday Sunday

Devourment
Aborted
Internal Bleeding
Malignancy
Circle of Dead Children
Brodequin
Incinerate
Saprogenic
Nemo
Severed Head
Scumbitch

Suffocation
Dying Fetus
Pyrexia
Skinless
Leng Tch'e
Severed Savior
Mortal Decay
Foetopsy
Drogheda
Suture
Putrid Pile
Psychotogen
Lust of Decay
Rupture Christ
Spinefed

Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition
Necrophagist
Soils of Fate
Abuse
Commit Suicide
Malamor
Retch
Wasteform
Gored
Go ratory
Artery Eruption
2004

Maryland Death Fest 2004 was held on Saturday, May 29 and Sunday, May 30.
Lineup
Saturday Sunday

Swarm of the Lotus
Fleshtized
Internal Suffering
Neuraxis
Brodequin
Bile
Malign ancy
Ion Dissonance
Profanity
Pig Destroyer
Leng Tch'e
Phobia
Rotten Sound
Repulsion

Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus
Biolich
Circle of Dead Children
Man Must Die
Arsis
Mortal Decay
Dehumanized
Misery Index
Rompeprop
Vomit Remnants
The Red Chord
Macabre
Inhume
Exhumed
2005

Maryl and Deathfest 2005 was held on Saturday, May 28 and Saturday, May 29 at the House of Rock.
Lineup
Saturday Sunday

Screaming Afterbirth
Prophecy
Guttural Secrete
Kill the Client
Warscars
Lord Gore
Misery Index
Pig Destroyer
Leng Tch'e
Wormed
Gronibard
Abscess
Regurgita te
Cryptopsy

Amoebic Dysentery
Magrudergrind
Despised Icon
XXX Maniak
Splatterhouse
Ion Dissonance
Bodies Lay Broken
Ghoul
Rotten Sound
Birdflesh
Aborted
Impaled
General Surgery
Immolation
2006

Maryland Deathfest IV was held on Saturday, May 27 and Sunday, May 28. This was the first Maryland Deathfest to be held at Sonar, which hosted every iteration of the festival from 2006 to 2012.

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#1 - doktorpaj **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
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Source is "Fingerpori" by Pertti Jarla, it's published in Finnish newspaper likeHelsingin Sanomat and a few others.
#5 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
The one fingerpori that went too far for Helsingin Sanomat it says soap from a free jew, you know like eggs from a free chicken
#4 - eiramart ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/12/2014) [-]
i remember when i was like 10 my dad gave me his will and told me to shred it. we had just moved and he had a new one already in place. needless to say i flipped through it. i still don't know if that was his way of telling me i'm going to inherit all of his **** when he's dead or was simply too lazy to walk into the other room and shred the damn thing.
User avatar #2 - ooants (02/12/2014) [-]
"And so it came to pass in the last days of my father, the Curtians invaded from their strongholds in the North. No piece of livestock nor board of wood was spared from their ravenous appetite for unbridled destruction; every last piece of my father's land, my inheritance, was burned and sacked to the ground. In the twilight of the raid, my father was slain, leaving one thing only for me to remember my former life by: his pipe. I can still remember his last words, spoken inquisitively from behind the morning newspaper as I warned him of the coming invasion: 'What? The Curtians?'"...
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