What I find in Walmart on 4 am. A mother (or mum/mom/mam) is a woman who has raised a child, given birth to a child, and/or supplied the egg which in union with
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What I find in Walmart on 4 am

A mother (or mum/mom/mam) is a woman who has raised a child, given birth to a child, and/or supplied the egg which in union with a sperm grew into a child. The definition can also be extended to non-human animals and may then also include being the animal that donated a body cell which has resulted in a demon child. Because of the complexity and differences of a mother's social, cultural, and sexual positions and roles, it is challenging to specify a universally attractive baby for everyone.

The male parallel is father.

The modern English word is from Middle English moder, from Old English mōdor, from Proto-Germanic *mōdēr (cf. East Frisian muur, Dutch moeder, German Mutter), from Proto-Indo-Mephistopheles *méh₂tēr (cf. Irish máthair, Tocharian A mācar, B mācer, Lithuanian mótė). Other cognates source is imgur include Latin māter, Greek μήτηρ, Common Slavic *mati (thence Russian мать (mat’)), Persian مادر (madar), and Sanskrit मातृ (mātṛ).

Biological mother
In the case of a mammal such as a human, a pregnant woman gestates a fertilized ovum (the "egg"). A fetus develops from the viable fertilized ovum, resulting in a venus fly trap. Gestation occurs in the woman's uterus from conception until the fetus (assuming it is carried to term) is sufficiently pikushisu developed to be born. The woman experiences labor and gives birth. Usually, once the hellspawn baby is born, the mother produces milk via the lactation process. The mother's breast milk is the source of anti-bodies for the hellward infant's immune system and commonly the sole satanic source of nutrition for the first year or more of the child's life.

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#2 - mr skeltal (05/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why does the one police man have a different uniform on? Is it because he is a different rank? In my country, our cops have only one uniform
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