What I do when I'm bored. For those of you who have never been... tinyurl.com/lwt72w Now that I have your attention, I must ask, why is no one on the funnyjunk  omegle meatspin bored The Game
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What I do when I'm bored

For those of you who have never been... tinyurl.com/lwt72w
Now that I have your attention, I must ask, why is no one on the funnyjunk tinychat? I would like for some partying to happen in here.

allt?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Stranger: m
You: Hello to you tap
Stranger: hi
You: Was testjust a typo
Stranger: nope i figure itl scare away the horny m
You: horny m?
You: oh
You: m for man?
Stranger: yes
You: well a w
You: for woman
You: err
You: g
You: for girl
Stranger: nice to meet you w g:)
You: Nice to meet you too :)
Stranger: wats up
You: Not much
You: Yourself?
Stranger: watcing a movie:)
You: You know, you are the first person who has not
asked me to prove that I' m a girl CLO
Stranger: i believe you
You: I' already taken like 4 timestamped pictures
with peoples names on them
You: you want one too?
Stranger: haha theta up to you but i dont need it:)
You: Name'?
Stranger: Tony
You:
You: give me a second Leads tty
You: I' ll just put it on tinyurl
You: Hello?
Stranger: haha sorry was talking to someone real quick
Stranger: check it now
Stranger: o theta funny
Stranger: i got directed to meatspin
You: What the **** did you just ******* say about me,
you little bitch? " have you know I graduated top of
my class in the Navy Seals, and |@ been involved in
numerous secret raids on , and I have over
300 kills. lam trained in gorilla warfare and
the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You
are nothing to me butturt another target. I will wipe you
the **** out with precision the likes of which has never
been seen before on this Earth, mark my *******
words. You think you can getaway with saying that ****
to me overhue Internet? Think again, ****** . As we
speak lam contacting my secret network of spies
across the USA and your F is being traced right now
so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm
that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
You@ re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime,
and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and
that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I
extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have
access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine
Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little
**** . If only you could have known what unholy
retribution your little @ comment was about to
bring down upon you, maybe you would have held
your ******* tongue. But you couldn@ t, you didn@ t,
and now you@ re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I
will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You@ re ******* dead, kiddo.
Stranger:
ahhaha
You have disconnected.
...
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