Were you birthday sex? (Dothemath). . Pickles fae My birthday is 9 months after my BIRTHDAY SEX. I was celebration for the start of 1994 winter Olympics.
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Were you birthday sex? (Dothemath)

Pickles
fae
My birthday is 9 months after my
BIRTHDAY SEX
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Submitted: 07/14/2014
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#12 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I was celebration for the start of 1994 winter Olympics.
I was celebration for the start of 1994 winter Olympics.
#13 - carbohydrates (07/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
April 8th... So, the beginning of July.
4th of July sex? An explosive finale.
#19 - sixty (07/14/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I was the replacement after a first attempt at a child failed
#40 - taff (07/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'd like to say something funny like I was an accident or a birthday or whatever, but mine's as respectable as it gets, I was exactly nine months after they got married.
#23 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (07/14/2014) [+] (13 replies)
I was new years eve sex
I was new years eve sex
#39 - nthmetal (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I technically forced myself into existence.
I technically forced myself into existence.
User avatar #21 - Snookbone (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was steak and blowjob day. My parents must have got that very wrong.
#38 - candywolf (07/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I was a Valentine's Day gift
I was a Valentine's Day gift
User avatar #42 - skrewbacca (07/14/2014) [-]
This is clearly fake. A black guy knowing his father? Come on, guys...
User avatar #66 - hahafunnyuwhore (07/14/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I was an April fools joke... December 1st fml
#14 - lulzdealer (07/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
That moment when you realize that, If your birthday is in November, it was most likely a result of you're mom "rewarding" you're dad on Valentine's Day.
User avatar #214 - shogg (07/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Once upon a time, my mother and my father set out to make applesauce.
They decided it would be a good idea to have a glass of wine while they did it, so they got a bottle of my grandfathers homemade wine, which apparently was strong as intense bodylove.
Needless to say, the applesauce was never made and I was born nine moths later.
tl;dr - I was applesauce sex
#165 - jizmakdagusha (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Who framed roger rabbit came out around my conception. I get it.
#221 - dangerbearr (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
St. Patrick's Day sex.
St. Patrick's Day sex.
User avatar #225 - sphincterface (07/15/2014) [-]
I was comfort sex...my dad was a football coach and they lost their state championship game that day....
User avatar #16 - babyweasel (07/14/2014) [-]
September. I was New Years day
User avatar #198 - magicalwheatly (07/15/2014) [-]
I was Thanksgiving sex. So, something else besides the turkey got stuffed.
#85 - pjers (07/14/2014) [-]
exactly, to the day 9 months after my grandfather died, I was "cheer up woman, damn" sex.
User avatar #222 - aussieftw (07/15/2014) [-]
9 months after valentines, even if I was an accident at least I'm a love child
#65 - ainoninom (07/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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