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When I was in college there was a superheat Korean girl
that used to often ask me to help her out interpreting
lecture notes because english wasn' t her first language.
One day after reading through some material she said
she needed to get heme because her mother was
visiting. A few minutes after she left. I noticed she' d
forgotten her phone on the desk so I grabbed it and ran
towards the ear park to find her,
As I get there I seem see her amass far side of the car
park standing between her car and the one next to it,
kind of ducking down a little behind her open car deer.
As I got closer, I realised that she was just looking in her
handbag for her phone. So I gave it to her and she was
really appreciative.
Then on my way back I accidentally saw a drunk guy
with his seek out. It was the best.
Kaller
Damn misdirect.
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User avatar #11 - kibbleking (11/07/2015) [-]
I walked in on my mom once
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User avatar #89 to #11 - chewythewolftwo (11/07/2015) [-]
Didja **** her?
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User avatar #91 to #89 - kibbleking (11/07/2015) [-]
You bet I did, with my naked dad standing there and all.
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User avatar #93 to #91 - chewythewolftwo (11/07/2015) [-]
H-O-T.
Post the pictures.
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User avatar #124 to #11 - zeroxnight (11/08/2015) [-]
me too. I also walked in on your mom once
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User avatar #101 to #11 - comexx (11/07/2015) [-]
My mother never really hid herself from mr. It's normal for her to change in front of me and vice versa. I never really found it weird because she didn't make it a big deal as far as I can remember.
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User avatar #136 to #101 - assrocket (11/08/2015) [-]
My mum used to sunbathe naked where the neighbours could see.
It wasn't cool.
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User avatar #102 to #101 - comexx (11/07/2015) [-]
*me
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User avatar #130 to #102 - crampers (11/08/2015) [-]
oh i thought "mr. It's normal for her to change in front of me and vice versa" was codeword for "Dad"
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#90 to #11 - switchctiws (11/07/2015) [-]
Me too. It was ******* horrifying.
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User avatar #92 to #90 - ikweetnietmeer (11/07/2015) [-]
Hey my name is Horrifying, please dont refer to your mom as "it"
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#96 to #92 - switchctiws (11/07/2015) [-]
"It" is my mom though.
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User avatar #41 to #11 - adu ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Better to walk in on your mum than to have your dad walk out on you.
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User avatar #85 to #41 - needsauceadmisblan (11/07/2015) [-]
ive done both, do i win anything?
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User avatar #115 to #85 - lightzero (11/07/2015) [-]
You don't really win anything. You just don't get any Mcdonalds.
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User avatar #129 to #115 - needsauceadmisblan (11/08/2015) [-]
but my mom cant cook so she always gets mcdonalds.
does this mean i get brussel sprouts and broccoli now?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - elitejerkz (11/07/2015) [-]
I walked in on your mum as well.
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User avatar #141 to #21 - magnumrevolver (11/08/2015) [-]
Nice pic. bro
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#104 to #84 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
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#52 to #12 - vulgin (11/07/2015) [-]
SAVAGE
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User avatar #121 to #12 - phanteon (11/08/2015) [-]
oh man you sure should that guy
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User avatar #53 to #12 - notsohappygamer (11/07/2015) [-]
is so fahny, i forgot to lahgh
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#9 - bowwowbooker (11/07/2015) [-]
A girl at a club flashed a bunch of people.
My friend told me to turn around, and she was right behind me and i accidentally turned and got a face full of 8/10 boob.
Was pretty good.
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#44 to #9 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
You must be a malet.
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#46 to #44 - bowwowbooker (11/07/2015) [-]
no she was standing on a short stage thing, she was shorter than me
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#50 to #46 - talldumbdork (11/07/2015) [-]
That's exactly what a mallet would say.
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#145 to #50 - bowwowbooker (11/08/2015) [-]
she was the malet, i was way too hammered
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#134 to #14 - thiswasnttaken (11/08/2015) [-]
LIKE A FIDDLE
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User avatar #37 to #14 - liquidvoodoo (11/07/2015) [-]
Called it after "got really religious"..

The stuff before that caught me off-guard.
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#20 to #14 - lype (11/07/2015) [-]
i cant believe that i remembered that story, but didnt know the ending so i waited 4 minutes to get trolled again.
i cant believe that i remembered that story, but didnt know the ending
so i waited 4 minutes to get trolled again.
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User avatar #3 - harrypottergirl (11/07/2015) [-]
i once was flashed by an 80 year old lady who left her door open
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#4 to #3 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Did you take pics?
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#5 to #4 - edmin (11/07/2015) [-]
Second this
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User avatar #24 to #5 - beaglebagel (11/07/2015) [-]
is ban
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User avatar #73 to #24 - brcstar (11/07/2015) [-]
classic art is fine
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#95 to #73 - migueldecervantes (11/07/2015) [-]
Really? That's actually pretty cool, then.
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#106 to #73 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
*200 years into the future, when humans communicate by telepathy*

"furry porn is fine"
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User avatar #94 to #24 - wtfduud (11/07/2015) [-]
Actually those are just chubby guys.

I swear.
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User avatar #16 to #5 - malachitecobra (11/07/2015) [-]
i'm telling edmin

b&
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User avatar #47 to #16 - satansferret (11/07/2015) [-]
Does art count?
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User avatar #55 to #47 - thatdesignerguy (11/07/2015) [-]
of course hentai counts!
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User avatar #69 to #4 - harrypottergirl (11/07/2015) [-]
no but the pic in my brain will last forever
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#72 to #69 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Then give me your brain!
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User avatar #144 to #72 - harrypottergirl (11/08/2015) [-]
k but be warned i took the brown acid
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#146 to #144 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Why would acid be brown? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY ******* SENSE!!!
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User avatar #148 to #146 - harrypottergirl (11/09/2015) [-]
it does when you take it, it all makes sense. "They all float down here"
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#149 to #148 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
THIS IS THE GREATEST HIGH! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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User avatar #150 to #149 - harrypottergirl (11/09/2015) [-]
just hope you come down from it, John took it and i haven't seen him since high school
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#151 to #150 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-]
He's probably ruling over The World as we speak
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User avatar #1 - tittylovin (11/07/2015) [-]
Once a bee flew into the shirt of a fat autistic girl and she freaked and tore it off.
The grossest tits I've ever seen irl, beyond even MY affinity for the titty, and the only accidental I've ever seen.
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#77 - lesolan (11/07/2015) [-]
I've got a good (if somewhat long) story for you all. It isn't completely within keeping of the mentioned theme, but I figure it is close enough.

When I was about 15 or so, I was on a swim team. It wasn't for school or anything, my mom just always had me in some type of sport so that I wouldn't get in trouble after school. (Quick notes on me: I'm middle class, white, wiry build, and tall. Was almost 6 feet back then.)

Anyways, the team had roughly 30 or so kids my age, give or take a year. Speedos, are standard issue, and you only get to where trunks if you are practicing. Coach didn't mind the extra drag at practice, but you couldn't where anything at swim meets besides Speedos. I got in the habit of wearing two sets of speedos at the same time because I noticed that just one had a tendency to try and slip. Other guys on the team pick it up and start adopting the practice. Girls on the team don't need to, as their one piece suits hold the line a lot easier.

I must have been on the team for about 2 years, when this new girl joined up. (I can't remember her name, so we'll go with Ashley.) We'd always had kids joining and leaving, and she seemed like just another kid to come and swim. She was probably a 7-8/10 if I can remember right. Peppy attitude, always made others on the team feel like part of it. Smooth skin, tall neck (but not so much that it was ugly or wrong looking), big chest, and without fail, always wore a swimsuit one size too small for her frame, and being the growing age, she kept getting new suits (but always that one size too small). And last but not least, a ******* torpedo. Girl made barracuda look slow.

About three or four months into her joining, we've all pretty much accepted that she's our top swimmer, despite the, quite frankly, astounding proportions of her chest, and we can't wait to get her to the next swim meet. She's pretty much broken all of our team's records and we're all just trying to keep up. First meet of the season is coming up, and all the parents are figuring out who is taking how many kids to it. My mom gets my best buddy, myself, Ashley, and another girl. The swim meet is 3 hours away, we leave at 4 in the morning, and all of us are dead tired. Props to my mom for putting up with us that early in the morning, and everything else. When we get there, it is another 2 hours until the meet actually starts, which is good because it takes about that time for everyone to get ready and signed up by then.

The place the meet is being held at is ******* huge. Like, 9 pools, and ********* of space for everyone to set up camp on. The place is swarming with kids and adults trying to find some semblance of order. My team is off to the side near the entrance, waiting for out parents and coach to stop arguing with the event staff and tell us where to set up at. Everyone is tired looking and miserable, and all the kids are wearing speedos since leaving home, and absolutely every single one of us is adjusting accordingly in places that it is getting a bit pinched. After a while, the event staff and coach get their **** wired, figure out where to place us, and tell us where to go. Ashley is the first to cheer, and does this little bounce jump that lands her against my shoulder.

Now, let me clear. By now we all know that Ashley is super peppy and can get everyone jumping into the festivities too. So, it is with some reluctance that I admit that I wasn't particularly fazed when my arm was nearly engulfed by her... prodigious assets. What did catch me a little off guard was how she hugged me pretty hard while squealing in excitement. But I had my swim parka on still and I was excited too, and so I yelled with the rest of us in some form of chant or other that we had for our team at the time. Shortly after that, and we were setting our stuff up and I had already forgotten the moment.

Pictures do not represent people from actual story.
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#78 to #77 - lesolan (11/07/2015) [-]
The next many hours were, as I recall, fun and event filled, even if our team was kind of getting stomped on in everything except the sprints (although Ashley got nothing lower than second place, she couldn't do every event). Near the end of the meet, and all that are left are the dreaded endurance heats. I think they were something like 1000 meters or something. The heats were so long that judges had a big flip card thing with numbers on it to tell the swimmer how many laps they were into it. Anyways, they were the last of the meet, and I'd been selected by the team because I was a stupid **** that liked to hang out in the pool long after practice was already done.

As I was coming up to the place where you dive in from, Ashley gave me another super hug, and I kind of noticed that, and then she said something that I really noticed. "Get third or better and I won't charge you!"

Now, without proper context, this may sound like a proposition for sex, but actually, there had been some fairly discreet whispering among the other guys that Ashley would pop her top for money. I hadn't really looked into it yet because, one, I had no money to begin with, and 2, even if I did I didn't have the guts to ruin a potential friendship and/or more later on by asking something like that of her (not that I believed I'd get anywhere with her in the first place, being fairly self conscious).

That being said, you can imagine my excitement. As I stepped onto the diving block, I resolved that I was gonna get that peak. I just needed to pace myself and get 3rd or better. I knew I could do it. The will to win burned deeply in my core, rushed through my veins, galvanized my spirit.

I was ready.

Then the starting horn blared and off we were. I'm not going to bore you, but that event is the ******* longest, and nobody likes it for a reason. Skipping all the monotonous struggle (it not only wears on the body, but also the mind, you have to keep yourself entertained but also in focus), and the last few laps are coming up. Everyone's' respective teams are all at each end cheering their swimmers on. Yelling and screaming and chanting are the order of the day and in massive quantities. And I'm laser focused, because Ashley is as close to the edge as she can get without DQing me, screaming with the rest of my team. And jumping up and down and stuff, and not gonna lie, that gave me the second wind I needed.

For fourth place, as it turns out.

But have no fear, the story isn't done yet! After getting dragged out of the pool, because I sure as **** wasn't managing it by myself, I somewhat unceremoniously dropped into my towel, being held up by Ashley. I may have gotten a face full of female flesh, but I honestly can't remember I was so wiped. My buddy came from one side and helped the two of us along to our teams big camp towel. I dropped down amid plenty of back patting and congratulations (I'd beaten my last time by a lot) and decided I didn't care if I died, I just wanted the full body ache to go away.
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#80 to #78 - lesolan (11/07/2015) [-]
Nothing really happened for the rest of the swim meet, but we went straight back to my home. Once we got there, the girls' parents were going to come and pick them up, and my buddy was going to spend the night. As we waited for the parents to come, we all took turns taking showers in the two bathrooms in the house. I was the last to get in (mom had given me the 'you're a host, so act like it' lecture enough times for me to make sure), and it came somewhat of a surprise when Ashley sidled in through curtains a minute later. She was still wearing her swimsuit, and I was so stunned that I forgot to cover up for a moment.

After a moment of shocked silence on my part, and contemplative silence on hers, I let out a somewhat unintelligent sounding 'uhhh'. Ashley giggled and for some stupid reason all I could think of was that I didn't make 3rd place or better. Not quite knowing how to handle the situation, I mentioned as such, which make Ashley giggle hard enough that she covered her mouth for second. After the giggles settled, she licked her lips in a somewhat anticipatory manner, and then took my hands away from covering myself. She didn't look down, but she did half jokingly say something along the lines of 'Fourth places still deserves a discount'. I laughed a bit myself then and before I could stop myself, I asked how much it was going to cost me then.

As she slowly pulled off the speedo from her shoulders, she smiled and looked me in the eyes. And to this day, I still remember those words as her swim suit fell to her sides.

"I'm gonna need about tree fiddy..."

Now, it was about that time that I noticed that Ashley was in fact a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era trying go get my money!

I hope you assholes enjoyed that story, as it took forever to write.
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User avatar #87 to #86 - lesolan (11/07/2015) [-]
luv u bby
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#88 to #87 - chewythewolftwo (11/07/2015) [-]
I aint even mad
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User avatar #100 to #99 - lesolan (11/07/2015) [-]
Wild ride, amirite?
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#105 to #80 - hypocritical (11/07/2015) [-]
i trusted you
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#122 to #80 - Visual (11/08/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #113 to #80 - thesunpraiser (11/07/2015) [-]
I'm not even mad. That was amazing.
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#119 to #80 - jalthelas (11/08/2015) [-]
That was the most ******* reading I've done all week, and I'm glad I did it.
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#108 to #80 - jasonriner (11/07/2015) [-]
God ******* dammit man. I was ready. I was invested into your ******* LIES!! You traitor.... I TRUSTED YOU....
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User avatar #103 to #80 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/07/2015) [-]
Welp, you ****** got me good.
Take your thumb, you whore
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#112 to #80 - hektoroftroy (11/07/2015) [-]
Goddamn you ******* asshole i love you
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User avatar #137 to #80 - becauseoprahsaidso (11/08/2015) [-]
u r a ******* terrific writer and a cunt
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#107 to #80 - fiero (11/07/2015) [-]
You cheeky bastard. You got my hopes up and threw them away
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#152 to #80 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
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#42 - lorinthium (11/07/2015) [-]
>Was competitive swimmer for a private swim team.
>Best Backstroker on the team.
>Tons of hot chicks on the team all in tight swimsuits.
>One day the water was colder than usual
>Get to see all the nips through the swimsuits.
>Practice starts and I'm behind this 9/10 chick who i can easily keep up with.
>During the turns her swimsuit tightened around her ass.
>kept hoping to see a slip when it tightened too much.
>Quickly realize the cold water couldn't contain my overpowering manhood.
>buldge begins to form.
>Don't want anyone to notice so i get out of the pool to calm it in the locker room.
>The 9/10 chick notices me leaving and asks me to wait for her.
>She meets me in front of the locker room entrances and asks if I could help her later with Backstroke.
>HowCouldIRefuse.jpg
>Get a little nervous and agree.
>She looks down and asks what im holding.
>Totally forgot the reason i had gotten out of the pool, and had unconsciously covered the jewels.
>Stutter and say nothing as i take a instinctive step back.
>Slip on the wet tiles, girl reaches out to catch me.
>I reach out for her hand too but I miss and grab her suit.
>We both end up falling.
>Bang my head hard on the tiles, ringing in my ears.
>I regain my senses enough to look up to see the girl with her head on my lap.
>She sits up and asks if im ok.
>She looks down and lets out a quick gasp and covers her eyes.
>I look down to see my Jolly Roger standing tall.
>Girl still holding the swimsuit so i cant pull them pack up.
>Mfw i accidentally saw myself naked
>Mfw girls onepiece swimsuits never slip off
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#75 to #42 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
What does being the best backstroker on the team have to do with the story other than inflate your ego?
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User avatar #83 to #75 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
It explains why the girl was asking him for help with her backstroke.
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User avatar #79 to #75 - lorinthium (11/07/2015) [-]
to explain why she wanted to ask me for help with the backstroke, i didn't mean to make it sound like i was inflating myself.
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#59 to #42 - twentyninersaregay (11/07/2015) [-]
did you help her after that?
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User avatar #76 to #59 - lorinthium (11/07/2015) [-]
Well it was a little awkward we had a deadlock for about a minute until she finally realized she was holding my swim suit, and since she was on me she got up before i did.
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User avatar #110 to #76 - hektoroftroy (11/07/2015) [-]
and then you ****** or what
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User avatar #8 - huszti (11/07/2015) [-]
>on vacation with class in 3rd grade
>get back to country hostel after playing some sports like football etc. outside
>have to wait outside and everyone still in sports clothing
>put bags with clothes in next to entrance
>quickly shower and put on clothes
>walk back to room
>girls and boys showers are on the opposing ends of the hallway, with the entrance of the hostel being inbetween them
>suddenly, from the girls shower a naked girl runs in my general direction
>half-confused half-shocked i just kinda stare wondering why she would just run around naked
>realize i'm staring
>quickly run into room pretending i havent seen anything

apparently she noticed she forgot her bag outside after she took off her clothes, didnt think of just putting something on before running to get it.
a girl who saw me staring called me a perv
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User avatar #10 - SirFail (11/07/2015) [-]
My friend tried to jump out of a swimming pool losing his swimming trunks in the process due to water and landing infront of me.
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#13 to #10 - lulusaurus (11/07/2015) [-]
This is why I wear tights under my trunks. No one needs to see my shrunken dingaling.
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#35 - pwnfrnzy (11/07/2015) [-]
> Had friend over before she was leaving town permanently, just a chill between us and the swimming pool in my back yard.
> Her top came off when she came out of the water right in front of me.
> Small, but beautiful pair.
> She immediately pushes me in an attempt to make me not see, but it was too late.
> She was blushing the entire time afterwards, I think she knew that I got a good look.
Seeing her Facebook now, she's gone full cake-face. A real shame too, she looked good without the 3-inch makeup armor.
Pic related, MFW tits.
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#111 - jormu (11/07/2015) [-]
>Be me on schooltrip in Turkey
>Share room with 2 other guys, one who is gay
>Gay guy has lots of hot female friends
>One night had a ****** hotel but our room had shower with hot water
>Gay dudes female friends all came to shower in our room
>MFW I came in to get something and they were sitting half naked on the beds waiting for their turn to shower
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User avatar #6 - gayhorsedallar (11/07/2015) [-]
i once got very high
looked if any swimming pool was open that night
only 1 but it had naked swimming late friday night
i decide to go anyway hoping to see some hot chicks

only ugly people
small kids
old ugly people
naked 6 yo's
and more ugly old people
like really disgusting old people

do not fall for this
it is disgusting
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User avatar #7 to #6 - gayhorsedallar (11/07/2015) [-]
i could have made this shorter

imagine a 80 year old lady sitting a cross from you in the whirpool
then the whirling stops and the stands up to leave

god the horror
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#128 - Sexysammich (11/08/2015) [-]
>Be 19
>Finish my chicken nuggers
>Go into room
>On laptop
>Open internet explorer
>double u double u double u dot bing dot com
>search for corn
>accidentally press p instead of c
>oops
>saw some boobies
>MFW
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#131 to #128 - daemonicdemeanor (11/08/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**top two posts didn't make me laugh then I read ******* chicken nuggers and giggle like a little girl because it's like ******* who like chicken.
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#109 - newfeliperuiz (11/07/2015) [-]
When I was 17 working in the athletics department at my high school I saw one of the visiting team's girls basketball players changing under the bleachers after a game.

Samantha, if you're out there, touch me.
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User avatar #17 - aleypal (11/07/2015) [-]
i sat next to a solid 9/10 in class and she constantly wore pretty deep v necks, then one day she wore an undershirt type thing instead of a bra. i was also a freshman in highschool so she wasn't exactly filled out and quite a few times i saw everything.
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#81 - autoxx ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I was at a camp with my grade 4 class, canoeing the great wide wilderness of Alberta for half an hour.
One of the camp counselors was taking her sweater off in a canoe a couple over from ours.
I guess her shirt got caught up in the sweater and she was going native.
First set of tits (that I remember) was a pretty good pair.
Went to Mexico a couple of time with my dad when I was a lot younger (it was a waste, I don't remember much of it) , apparently I just did a lot of staring when we went for walks along the beach...
I'm such a boob guy that I focus on the half hidden tits in an ass comp.
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#133 to #81 - spritecheifoneome (11/08/2015) [-]
Did somebody say spidergirl tits?
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#15 - nagafever (11/07/2015) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** was in the pool with the class, last 15 minutes we can do whatever we want so i was practicing on letting all the air out of my lungs so i can chillax at the bottom of the pool for more than my normal 10 seconds.

Hottest girl in class jumps from the 3m springboard wearing her brand new, slightly too big 2piece. Needless to say i swallowed alot of water.

yes, the top fell off, and yes, i keep my eyes open in all kinds of water cuz im a paranoid ****
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User avatar #97 - mimidevlin (11/07/2015) [-]
I once saw a hobo masturbating next to a bowling alley.
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User avatar #48 - civilizedwasteland (11/07/2015) [-]
Saw a girls hairy pussy at an indoor water park
Saw a chicks tits at an outdoor water park
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