Well...he has a point. . Every school shooter had this in common and IT WASN' T A GUN. Am I on to something? it We reviewed dozens of cases and have discovered
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Well...he has a point

Every school shooter had this in common and IT WASN' T A
GUN. Am I on to something? it
We reviewed dozens of cases and have discovered that EVERY SINGLE SCHOOL SHOOTER was a victim of
our despicable atrocious medical system.
They were all forced to consume the SAME toledo poison, in the name of "health".
YEAH RIGHT.
They all drank water!!
You have to stay hydrated" "Drink 8 cups a day" is the kind of propaganda we hear !
SOME FACTS:
Water has a 100% FATALITY RATE. Everyone who has drank water. HAS DIED.
EVERY murderer drinks WATER.
Bbama drinks WATER.
Hitler drank WATER.
Everyone in detroit drinks WATER.
NEED I SAY MORE?
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Submitted: 07/03/2014
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#1 - whichever (07/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dihydrogen monoxide:
 is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
 contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
 may cause severe burns.
 is fatal if inhaled.
 contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
 accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
 may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
 has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
 as an industrial solvent and coolant.
 in nuclear power plants.
 in the production of Styrofoam.
 as a fire retardant.
 in many forms of cruel animal research.
 in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
 as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
went through my old comments for this
#9 - angelwithashotgun (07/04/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Educate yourself! Dihydrogen Monoxide KILLS!!!
User avatar #7 - Maroon ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Causation: 100% of people who don't breathe die
Correlation: 100% of people who breathe die
#5 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
Hydration is key
#26 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - tinybatmann (07/04/2014) [-]
>everyone in Detroit drinks water
>top lel
#38 - reycall (07/04/2014) [-]
no, it not true... its impossible! holy shit my best friends might be killers.. and im the next victim... unless i kill those water drinking scum first.
#29 - Fwimble (07/04/2014) [-]
>everyone in detroit drinks water
not anymore they dont
#27 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
No he doesn't have a point, he's a fucking idiot.
User avatar #25 - mrselfdestruct ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
and think about this!
the word "water" has the letters A,E, and T in it!
and so does the word "death"!
wake up america
User avatar #24 - drhoffable (07/04/2014) [-]
god dammit, back to eating pennies
#22 - drillaz (07/04/2014) [-]
Don't even get me started on lactose
#20 - neverunderstand (07/04/2014) [-]
But my grandfather drank water, and he lived to be 98 years old.
User avatar #18 - testaburger (07/04/2014) [-]
What about the billions of people who drink water regularly and still live?
User avatar #12 - vladhellsing (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
People in Detroit drink Koolaid, shit-for-brains.
User avatar #8 - splendiddust (07/04/2014) [-]
IF WATER KILLS EVERYONE THEN HOW COME PEOPLE IN ETHIOPIA ARE DYING
#4 - theblastradius ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
#2 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is a common misconception. Water isn't harmful, it's actually one of the ingredients of water that is dangerous:oxygen.

At least 96% of all criminals, terrorists, and people that prefer cats over dogs have testified to inhaling oxygen at least once.
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