Well said Mark Twain... . iirc tar ' ttet' I. I used to pray for God to forgive satan. My thought process was that if he forgave him, then all the bads things in the world would stop
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Well said Mark Twain..

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User avatar #7 - IrkenFenrir (07/15/2014) [+] (25 replies)
I used to pray for God to forgive satan. My thought process was that if he forgave him, then all the bads things in the world would stop
#3 - deminemi (07/15/2014) [+] (20 replies)
**deminemi rolls 323**
All Hail Satin!
#42 to #3 - eagerzack (07/16/2014) [-]
**eagerzack rolls 000** yes all hail satin
#1 - coopdawg (07/15/2014) [-]
I thoroughly enjoy Mark Twain's quotes and books.
#51 - AnonymousDonor (07/16/2014) [+] (19 replies)
i think its ridiculous all these people that come back at this spouting off nihilist catechism verbatim "oh he's a fallen angel he's doomed" and "oh he's already evil and he has to stay that way"

like any of you have any idea what the **** you're talking about

Satan isnt even mentioned in the bible - the book from which all doctrine is supposed to have been born - so how in the hell could you possibly know all this about a character that may or may not be entirely fictional?


thats what disgusts me the most.
because here is a being - a concept, really - that you have never even ******* met, much less have any real evidence of their existence.
and just because a few people told you that Satan is the embodiment of all the bad things that happened to you, you immediately dismiss any possibility of this personality having anything to do with what you consider "good"

do you even understand what that is? thats ******* war propaganda. thats the **** that a dictatorial and nationalistic leadership convinces its subjects to brainwash them into fighting the enemy - because "they stand for everything you don't" so they must deserve your hatred, or, far worse, your self-righteous apathy


and this person may not even exist. i cant bear to imagine what you do to the ones that do
you are everything that's wrong with this world, and 70% of the reason we will never achieve universal peace



for ***** sake. read the damn bible.
whether god exists or not, its a story about a people fumbling so poorly through life, making up whatever crazy rules to justify their own power and self-preservation until one man has the balls to stand up and say thats ******* wrong
a person who sacrificed every part of themself to teach others that you shouldnt shun the misguided, or destroy those who make mistakes. you love them and you pray for them and you include them
#53 to #51 - beren (07/16/2014) [-]
>Satan not in the Bible.
> Job 1-2
> 1 Chronicles 21
> Zechariah 3
> Matthew 4, 12, 16
> Mark 1, 3-4, 8
> Luke 10-11, 13, 22
> Acts 5, 26
> Romans 16
> 1 Corinthians 5, 7
> 2 Corinthians 2, 11
> 1 Thessalonians 2
> 2 Thessalonians 2
> 1 Timothy 1, 5
> Revelation 2, 3, 12, 20
#63 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The idea is not that he is unforgivable, but that he is too proud to ask for it.
User avatar #4 - Loppytaffy (07/15/2014) [+] (25 replies)
Luci was an okay guy; he had a dick of a family but still chose to give humanity (which he hated) free will, knowledge, and clothes. He took in Lillith after she was thrown from the garden for refusing to be Adam's obedient little bitch. And, he punishes sinners.

Luci is always on my christmas card list.
#37 - pxthreezerothree (07/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Satan is a fallen angel, he doesn't have a soul to be forgiven. And that would be the only reason to pray for a sinner.
Satan is a fallen angel, he doesn't have a soul to be forgiven. And that would be the only reason to pray for a sinner.
#23 - deadmansdope (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Deuueaugh!
User avatar #95 - sunice (07/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**sunice rolls 007**
#36 - madcoww (07/16/2014) [-]
“The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all-the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.” - Mark Twain, last written statement
#66 - exclamation (07/16/2014) [-]
As a future atmospheric sciences major, it is best to work on my forecasts while I'm still in high school
User avatar #2 - teranin ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
The Mysterious Stranger - in HQ Anaglyph 3D - from the Adventures of Mark Twain - claymation
#85 - plwmar (07/16/2014) [-]
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#65 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
I am probably missing the joke but I am sure that is satanism
#94 - lancasthor (07/16/2014) [-]
Remember kids: If you dont sin, Jesus died for nothing.
#80 - megafranco (07/16/2014) [-]
But that I want to play with Gabriel and Michael
User avatar #96 - kouzan (07/16/2014) [-]
He's the best advocate to man, but the way he goes about it means death.
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