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#1 - theroflcer ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
#21 - defski (10/09/2015) [-]
It's time to dump my 'uberalles' folder.
User avatar #46 to #21 - russiaexplain (10/09/2015) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #57 to #46 - defski (10/09/2015) [-]
My god, it doesn't take much to get you going, does it? It's literally just a head.
User avatar #63 to #57 - russiaexplain (10/09/2015) [-]
With a woman who appears to be experiencing great sexual pleasure.
User avatar #111 to #63 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
Looks more like she's getting a painful back tattoo to me...
User avatar #62 to #57 - donatelo (10/09/2015) [-]
Part of having sex is a response from your partner (faces, moans etc). He displayed a normal attraction to being aroused by a women's expression while being boned.
User avatar #64 to #62 - defski (10/09/2015) [-]
Ok, but what porno doesn't have the actress making those faces?
User avatar #65 to #64 - donatelo (10/09/2015) [-]
Exactly...it's always included because that's part of what makes porn arousing?
User avatar #68 to #65 - defski (10/09/2015) [-]
Then why would >>#46 ask source for a common trait found in every porno? It's like asking for cheese on a pizza. It's rudimentary.
#71 to #68 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
It might not take much to get his boner going, but apparently it takes even less to get your jimmies rustled. Why do you care so much that he wants the source? :/
#72 to #71 - defski (10/09/2015) [-]
My jimmies are fine, I'm just curious.
User avatar #92 to #72 - aaronsalsa ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I think its from porn
User avatar #132 to #92 - defski (10/09/2015) [-]
No **** .
User avatar #69 to #68 - donatelo (10/09/2015) [-]
I can't answer for him..but I think it's because the women in that picture is pretty damn hot. Sheeeiiit I would ask for source too.
#116 to #68 - bann (10/09/2015) [-]
because he wants the source on the porn? ***** may want it saved for later.
User avatar #96 to #68 - YllekNayr (10/09/2015) [-]
So what IS it from?
User avatar #112 to #62 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
You clearly have never had sex with an Asian chick...
User avatar #113 to #112 - donatelo (10/09/2015) [-]
Asian American or straight from Asia? Because I know where your getting at here buck-o
User avatar #118 to #113 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
Asian Asian. Gook. Ching-ching-daka-lang.

They make love like a wooden chair.

But I love my wife.

She has way more passion than Japanese girls...
#119 to #46 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
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2 minute mark, the specific expression pictured is only shown for a few seconds
#140 to #119 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
>> to 46,
User avatar #97 to #46 - jeezloxxy (10/09/2015) [-]
The girl's name is Tiffany Thompson, you'll have to find the video on your own. She's pretty hot though.
User avatar #117 to #46 - daniron (10/09/2015) [-]
Tiffany Thompson
Sex with a supermodel
Happy fapping
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User avatar #88 to #86 - buddywuggle (10/09/2015) [-]
Girls und panzer.
#128 to #88 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Aww 			****		 yeah!
Aww **** yeah!
#134 to #86 - sesshii (10/09/2015) [-]
Seen it like 10 times now. My fave anime of all times!
User avatar #129 to #66 - notsohappygamer (10/09/2015) [-]
*COUGH* Tiger Panzer *COUGH*
#61 to #30 - patzz (10/09/2015) [-]
Well, actually
User avatar #94 to #61 - oceanfrank (10/09/2015) [-]
mercy goals dont count
#77 to #25 - heartbleed ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
"I feel it man, I feel it.
#39 to #21 - yisumad (10/09/2015) [-]
I have one to contribute to the pile
#3 - wotlqq (10/08/2015) [-]
"my dad said brazil"
Git Gud lil **********
User avatar #43 to #3 - goseikiba (10/09/2015) [-]
I thought he was a curry one, but oh well.
-9
#6 to #3 - bjornkrage has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - wotlqq (10/08/2015) [-]
i was talking about the singapoor fella and his dad but yeah **** those huehuenanas too
User avatar #89 to #7 - ponieskilledmyacc (10/09/2015) [-]
Well, **** you too
User avatar #76 to #6 - godisbert (10/09/2015) [-]
Nah we're just full of regular ******* . But they cool tho.
User avatar #110 to #6 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
I think rice is more famous in SE Asia than bananas...
User avatar #10 to #3 - PieceOfMind (10/08/2015) [-]
7-1
Never forget.
User avatar #14 to #10 - barakakaka (10/08/2015) [-]
They won't...
#34 to #3 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #45 to #34 - zanybruh (10/09/2015) [-]
what the animu mayn?
User avatar #47 to #45 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Plastic nee-san. top or bottom?
User avatar #48 to #47 - zanybruh (10/09/2015) [-]
thanks. i'm not gay, so neither
User avatar #49 to #48 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
You're welcome It's not a gay thing, just tell me.
User avatar #50 to #49 - zanybruh (10/09/2015) [-]
**** it. I'm a top then.
#51 to #50 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
How about you go **** yourself?
#52 to #51 - zanybruh (10/09/2015) [-]
i have no idea what I've done to deserve this.
User avatar #53 to #52 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
You picked the mine and I lost.
User avatar #54 to #53 - zanybruh (10/09/2015) [-]
you're trying to bait me? why?
User avatar #55 to #54 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I was not willing to make that call myself so I asked you since you replied to my comment.
#137 to #55 - zanybruh (10/10/2015) [-]
**zanybruh used "*roll picture*"**
**zanybruh rolled image**
I think we've had a misunderstanding. what DID you mean by "top or bottom?" if you weren't implying I'm gay?
User avatar #138 to #137 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
Pick which square to click on in mine sweeper. One was a mine, the other was safe and would have (most likely) allowed me to win the game.
#15 - cantfindausername ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
Ooh baby. I watched that game, and it was glorious.
User avatar #90 to #15 - jehk (10/09/2015) [-]
That's what happens when Thiago Silva doesn't play, both Brazil and PSG fall apart when he's gone.
User avatar #106 to #90 - urabortedbrother (10/09/2015) [-]
I mean Thiago Silva would have saved them from a few but god damn. They didn't just fall apart. If I was Scolari I would have made the team park the bus after the third goal. First goal, fine the team wasn't focused yet the game just started. 2nd 3rd and 4th where 3 minutes apart. At that point you just have to say " **** attacking"
User avatar #122 to #106 - jehk (10/09/2015) [-]
True, Silva isn't worth a 7 goal swing and Germany was by far the better team lol. Germany was playing so well at that time in the tournament that I don't think anybody would have stood a chance. Shame that their players are getting old/injured now.
User avatar #130 to #122 - urabortedbrother (10/09/2015) [-]
Yeah Germany was killing it. There are a few that got some injuries but for the most part its a pretty young team. I think the only really old ones are Mertesacker, Klose, Gomez, Lahm, and Schweinsteiger. I will say loosing Schweinsteiger and Lahm in the coming years is going to be tough but they have a ton of talent in the midfield and back.

I think Germany could do what Spain did a few years back and dominate international football for a while. They're definately capable.
#139 to #130 - klose (11/01/2015) [-]
Schweinsteigers replacement will probably be gündogan, if he can stay injury free.
Klose however is irreplaceable. Klose doesn't realy have that much pace or skill, but damn his heading skills and positioning in the box is the best. Ultimate poacher in my opinion. Replacing lahm will be difficult however, he is one of the most consistent footballers ever. The only reason he quit international football was to prolong his club career.
Attacking apartment wise, germany have an abundance of attacking midfielders. Though they do lack a pure good striker since Klose retired. Though the alternatives could be Reus or Schürrle, but time will only tell if they are fitted for the striker position.
Mertesacker however, I am kinda glad he retired from international football, he was too slow in my opinion. Though winning headers and such, he is irreplaceable. Though I would sacrifice him in a heartbeat for either hummels, boateng or höwedes. Mustafi is another good upcoming CB and he got a few chances in the WC aswell.
#2 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #38 to #2 - poruku (10/09/2015) [-]
What's that from?
#41 to #38 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Corruption of the champions. A game about ******* everything that moves.
User avatar #42 to #41 - drackmore (10/09/2015) [-]
And several other things that don't move.
User avatar #44 to #42 - keltainenlumi (10/09/2015) [-]
And getting **** by those same things.
#56 to #41 - lesolan (10/09/2015) [-]
Only click the following link if you have 4 hours available for masturbatory science reasons.
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User avatar #58 to #56 - keltainenlumi (10/09/2015) [-]
Do you know if tits is playable yet?
User avatar #59 to #58 - lesolan (10/09/2015) [-]
Trials in Tainted Space has been free to play for quite a while now. It isn't finished, but there is a significant quantity of released content. Go to the link, you can play it there as well. If you are a backer (someone who pays monthly) you get the much more common backer builds. I would go with free, though, as it has been noticed that many backer builds come with bugs that sometimes you have to wipe your saves because of. Almost no free builds have had any save breaking bugs.
User avatar #60 to #59 - keltainenlumi (10/09/2015) [-]
Does the amount of content compare to CoC?
User avatar #107 to #60 - lesolan (10/09/2015) [-]
Not yet, but at the rate they are steam rolling through it, it will take about 1/3 the time. So you've got that going for you at least.
User avatar #108 to #107 - keltainenlumi (10/09/2015) [-]
Okay. Thanks for the answers ^^
User avatar #109 to #108 - lesolan (10/09/2015) [-]
Anytime.
#70 to #60 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Short answer, yes.

Long answer... Just play it or don't, man. The blogs right there. All the developments right there, if you're that curious.

Remember, CoC isn't finished either, and apparently you played that, so what do you have to lose?
User avatar #120 to #56 - wildwes (10/09/2015) [-]
oh hey I remember this game, let's see if I can refresh myself on it, might be fun

i've been playing this for 3 hours
****
#40 to #38 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Corruption of Champions
#74 to #2 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
**** tier stats for level 8
#121 to #2 - stupidpiglets (10/09/2015) [-]
>not buying **** ton of vitality and scholars tea to become OP

What are you a ******* ?
#37 to #2 - blokrokker (10/09/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - yunch (10/08/2015) [-]
**yunch used "*roll picture*"**
**yunch rolled image** World Cup 2014 was definitely awesome for the underdog teams, too. Much better than the World Cup of Vuvuzelas.
User avatar #73 to #5 - thatmetalkid (10/09/2015) [-]
**** Yeah Ghost
Saw them in MD 2 weeks ago
******* rule
#16 to #5 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
i bought that album today, great stuff
#8 to #5 - schnackelfritze (10/08/2015) [-]
What a roll, great Band, check them out. (Ghost, if you cant read it.)
User avatar #19 to #8 - mindfeeder (10/09/2015) [-]
WOW!!! I'm just listening to the opening track "Spirit" of this album ("Meliora") and HOLY **** !! It's glorious!! The synths and hooks kinda remind me of Ayreon or... I don't know... a kind of heavier version of IQ. Seems I've got a complete discography to explore now!! Thanks! (Man... and all this just because of a roll on FJ.^^)
#20 to #19 - schnackelfritze (10/09/2015) [-]
**schnackelfritze used "*roll picture*"****schnackelfritze rolled image**For the Web is Dark and full of AMAZING MUSIC
**schnackelfritze used "*roll picture*"**
**schnackelfritze rolled image**For the Web is Dark and full of AMAZING MUSIC
#33 to #20 - mindfeeder (10/09/2015) [-]
So... while we're on the subject of great bands:
What are your favourites?

Mine would be (and well... it's kind of all over the place, so I'll do it alphabetically):

Ayreon, Bad Religion, Bal-Sagoth, Blind Guardian, Circus Maximus, The Cure, David Bowie, Dimmu Borgir, Dover, Draconian, Emilie Autumn, Émilie Simon, Fates Warning, Heavenly, Hollenthon, Iced Earth, In Flames (but only until 2012), ISIS, myGRAIN, NinthMoonBlack, O.S.I., Porcupine Tree, Rhapsody, Riverside, Scar Symmetry, Shadow Gallery, Sleeping at Last, Sonata Arctica, Steven Wilson, Symphony X (though I don't like their newer stuff), Threshold (mostly with Andrew McDermott), Thyrane, Tribe, Yousei Teikoku

... and probably loads more I only just forgot to mention.
#127 to #33 - schnackelfritze (10/09/2015) [-]
I am totally digging Baroness, they get a new Album at the end of this year. The best part is: its on my birthday.
#17 to #8 - fverxes (10/08/2015) [-]
can u recommend a specific album?
User avatar #99 to #17 - tesarrior ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
their newest one, meliora... ***** so heavy yet elegant...
User avatar #9 to #8 - yunch (10/08/2015) [-]
I'll give it a listen.
#13 - gingershavetrolls (10/08/2015) [-]
Professor Duncan ftw
#82 - Hiago (10/09/2015) [-]
MFW I live 10 min from the stadium and people didn't have faith in me when I told them that Germany would win.
User avatar #85 to #82 - Sunset (10/09/2015) [-]
you must have gotten a load of asskickings
User avatar #98 to #82 - techniik (10/09/2015) [-]
were you going for brazil?

cause that's a huge mistake

even i know not to go for mexico when they are against someone that powerful
User avatar #101 to #98 - Hiago (10/09/2015) [-]
I was telling everybody "Germany's gonna the the cup" since day 1. Should of bet money on it
#125 to #101 - youngneil (10/09/2015) [-]
>should of
>should of
User avatar #102 to #101 - Hiago (10/09/2015) [-]
take the cup*
User avatar #103 - peezle (10/09/2015) [-]
They only call it a gambling problem if you're losing.
User avatar #11 - scowler (10/08/2015) [-]
The Germans weren't that mean since WWII...
User avatar #133 - maybetraffy (10/09/2015) [-]
Germany lost 0-1 to North Ireland
#135 to #133 - piratebayamon (10/09/2015) [-]
You got your Irelands mixed up.

N.Ireland is in a different Group (and heading it)
Germany lost to the regular (republic of) Ireland.
#136 to #135 - maybetraffy (10/09/2015) [-]
my bad
my bad
User avatar #126 - blahblahblahblaaaa ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
my parents were gamblers. we spent every other weekend in vegas. lots of crazy **** happened on those weekends. but mostly me and my brother just walked around collecting the porn literally sticking out of bushes and all over the side walks. oh that and wasted a **** ton of money on arcade games.

sounds awesome right? but no it wasnt fun growing up with them, and vegas is no place for kids. we always had ****** cloths, got made fun of a lot. never bothered trying out for anything cus i knew it would be an argument when i had to ask for money. begged my parents for years to send me to space camp...my dad actually caved one day on the way to vegas and said if he hit a jackpot he'd send me. hit 2 jackpots, but ended up not sending me. never trusted him after that. sounds gay but i was ****** 12 it was pretty devastating. also begged my parents to send me to private school, dad would call me a faggot fancy pants and say i dont need that **** . right cus it would dip into his gambling money. together they raked in over 200k a year yet we somehow lived like poor people with minimal furniture in our house, no decorations. just basic everything cus they spent everything on slot machines and video poker. probably will never forgive them for being so reckless and stupid. they are at retirement age now with no plan...dad thinks he's going to survive off social security, guess again. mom has to keep working to support him even though shes 2 years past retirement age. dont know what im going to do when they finally beg me to come live with me. probably turn the other cheek and let them or some **** because i dunno i just want to be a better person than they were/are.

tl:dr gambling is **** , dont do it, especially if you have kids- unless u dont care about them hating you for the rest of their lives.
#105 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
KID DOESN'T EVEN WORK, SO TECHNICALLY, HIS SAVING WERE ACTUALLY HIS PARENT'S MONEY.

I'M SURE THE KID WAS SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT, "INVESTING" ON OTHER PLATFORM IS WAAAAY MORE WORTH IT.
User avatar #114 to #105 - bobbydahobo (10/09/2015) [-]
Sweatshop maybe?
#123 to #114 - weepeep ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Singapore aint a ******** check yourself before you rekt yourself
User avatar #124 to #123 - bobbydahobo (10/09/2015) [-]
Oh yea Singapore forgot... Welp, another racist joke tin-foiled again.
User avatar #87 - wellimnotsure (10/09/2015) [-]
So it's okay to make fun of gambling problems but you can't make fun of fat people, or trannies because thats insensitive? Thank you john oliver..
User avatar #36 - machiavellianhumor (10/09/2015) [-]
jon oliver is the fox news of liberals
User avatar #93 to #36 - hanabro (10/09/2015) [-]
Because they aren't really news, they're comedy shows?
User avatar #35 - fishandkids ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I said from the very beginning that Argentina would beat Germany in the final 1-0. Then Higuain and Palacio ******* misses.
User avatar #4 - talpss (10/08/2015) [-]
I miss season 1. Season two got off to a great start and now it's **** .
User avatar #115 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
Great, now Germany will have to pay billions to Brasil for it's "extermination" of the Brasilians....
#18 - terranrollerskates (10/08/2015) [-]
Irish lad here, not even liking football for its abhorrent lack of broken limbs, but feeling that patriotic smugness nonetheless.

And boys & gurls, it feels soo good.
#95 - PSpepper (10/09/2015) [-]
Of course Germany was going to win, the have the all around best national team in the world.
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