Well, at least you get something

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#14 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

"not my type" = " ***** you ugly af gtf out my face you bitch ass hoe"

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#27 to #14 - neotobi (08/24/2015) [-]

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**neotobi rolled image**I'm not that ugly

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#39 to #31 - neotobi (08/24/2015) [-]

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#18 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

To all virginfags - just do it.
really. just do it few times, get rejected and eventually there will be a yes.
Asking people out is Nothing.

never fear yourself as it is normal to simply ask someone you like to meet. NEVER be affraid.

You know what actually sucks in these pre-relationship periods? When you have asked the girl out, had fun, it all seems to be going well, you are meeting for few more times and then you just slip, that you like her and she cuts you off.
Balder guys might even get rejected as they lean in for a kiss, eh?

In short - just learn enough about a person before developing real feelings. And asking these persons on a date or simply to spend some time with you is the best place to learn.
Judge them by their actions, not by your imagined perfect scenarion (additionally, don't judge people according to your imagined bad scenario)

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#22 to #18 - halefall (08/24/2015) [-]

thank you.

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#55 to #18 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

So uh.. Anon-kun will you go out with me?

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#84 to #55 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]

Umm noo sorry not my type

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#61 to #18 - Kadzait (08/25/2015) [-]

>Balder guys might even get rejected as they lean in for a kiss, eh?
Damn son, no chill.
sadbaldguy.jpegif
I'm not bald.

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#25 to #18 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

>Judge them by their actions,

Very good advice, not often mentioned

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#26 to #18 - deansg (08/24/2015) [-]

>2015
>Writing motivational comment
>No "Just do it" gif/webm/pic on side

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#38 to #18 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

meet girl
spend 3 months hesitating to ask her out
finally do
one night out
no follow up
2 months break
ask her out again
we hang out a lot as friends
I feel like we are good friends
6 months forwards
develop feelings
does she? idk
gonna go for it
we make some spaghetti
all is ready, time to go for it
silence
get told to **** off out of nowhere
ask why
no reason, the bond just broke
never got the chance to drop the spaghetti
had to eat the spaghetti
the **** have I done for the last year?
the **** have I even done?
the **** ?
why?

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#59 to #18 - yuichka (08/24/2015) [-]

What should be feared though is awkwardness in the future and it hurts to be near that person who rejected you.

So, getting to know, then just asking on a date is really risky thing.

I find it that the only way it should be done is if you see obvious signs that the person likes you too enough to start dating.

Otherwise its MEH.

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#76 to #59 - ploetze (08/25/2015) [-]

First time writing something like this but i´d like to share my story being a betafag

>me and one girl the only 6th graders (was in a weird school)
>develope a crush for her
>we never really talk
>eye contact when we walk past eachother
>I think she likes me
>goes on till last grade
>need someone for prom night
>2 afraid to ask her out
>she asks me if i´d go to prom with her
>told myself that im gonna ask her out on prom
>last chance of seeing her
>didnt do it
>im an idiot
>my profession is going to be kindergarten teacher
>go to a school where we get educated
>crush is in same school to be a kindergarten teacher in different class
>still too afraid to ask her out
>mfw i think about it

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#77 to #76 - yuichka (08/25/2015) [-]

Well since you guys didn't talk much and do not have some real friendship, you should go for it.

You got nothing to loose unless it's friendship etc.

But yeah... pain of being rejected still remains.. hmm

I'd say go for it.

But i don't think words of a stranger on internet will encourage you to do so.

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#79 to #77 - ploetze (08/25/2015) [-]

Thanks for the advice stranger i think ill be able to build up courage when i get a chance.
I think if i would grow old i would regret not asking her out.

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#34 to #18 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

I got you fam

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#1 - whatareyouon (08/24/2015) [-]

This is a fear of mine when i encourage my female friends to ask their senpai out inb4 im probably a huge faggot

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#74 to #1 - jonnythan (08/25/2015) [-]

stop being a faggot weaboo and you might have someone find you attractive

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#24 to #1 - fjaggot (08/24/2015) [-]

Never try to friendship your way into pussy, never works

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#28 to #24 - mettih (08/24/2015) [-]

So why am i having a crush on one of my friends

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#35 to #28 - choobe ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

What gender are you? If girl, is he trying to attract you with his friendship?

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#36 to #35 - mettih (08/24/2015) [-]

nah he doesn't seem interested in a romantic relationship

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#37 to #36 - choobe ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

"Friendshipping your way into pussy" means trying to win you over by being nice and agreeable and comforting. Trying to be the best friend they can be meaning doing everything you ask of them and put you on a pedestal.

I'm sure you know the type if you're a girl and at least moderately attractive.

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#42 to #37 - nustix (08/24/2015) [-]

Remove that moderately. Also what you describe is not friendshipping into pussy, but slaving into pussy, putting someone on a pedestal and doing what they want is not friendship.

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#50 to #42 - jasohazard (08/24/2015) [-]

True man... true

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#45 to #24 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

>muh friendzone
Do people still beleive in that? Girls dont see guys as a brother just because they are friends. My first girlfriend of 3 years was my friend for 2 years first. My current girlfriend (2.5 years rn) wasnt really my friend first. Either route works, and the results are the same. Peeps just be confused because in order to get a girl out of your league using just socialization, you have to be a smooth operator, not just non-selfish 'nice' person. Ive learned at a very young age that i am not a smooth operator, but Im good with average females

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#82 to #24 - internetnick (08/25/2015) [-]

It's the only way I've ever got pussy.

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#63 to #24 - basicargentinian (08/25/2015) [-]

akchuly it worked for me once, it ended being a mayor **** up, but damn, she has tome tig ol bitties.

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#60 to #24 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

I've been friends with literally everyone I've ever had sex with. Relationships that start from nothing are the ones doomed to fail.

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#57 to #24 - walcorn ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

lol this *****

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#52 to #24 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

The whole friendzone thing is just what girls use to try to spare your feelings and make it less embarrassing/awkward. I love you like a brother, I like you as a friend, we're just friends, let's just be friends, etc. Also taking too long is a turn off for girls. Most of the time she can tell if you're interested. The only time waiting upwards of a month to ask out a girl is acceptable is when there's some sort of non-friendly dynamic happening like if you're coworkers, classmates, long distance, bro's (ex)girlfriend, etc.. If there's nothing keeping you apart the longer you wait the less likely you are to have any sort of non-platonic relationship.

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#47 to #24 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

>When I encourage my female friends

What is reading comprehension?

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#43 to #1 - anonymoussarcasm (08/24/2015) [-]

You are a faggot but we wouldn't love you any other way.

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#48 to #43 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

awwww
Faggot

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#32 to #1 - baditch (08/24/2015) [-]

I'm probably a huge faggot

Ha! Gotcha.

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#19 to #1 - imtaric (08/24/2015) [-]

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**imtaric rolled image** Good thing you acknowledge it

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#13 to #1 - sexyhimself ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

You're probably a huge faggot.

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#15 to #13 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

Didn't expect that...

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#16 to #1 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

Girls be like "I wish he would notice me"
"Have you tried actually talking to 'em?"
" ******* waht even waht I can't even wat be dat? Talking? ain't never heard o' dat"

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#21 to #16 - moldybreadcrumb (08/24/2015) [-]

"But theyre supposed to talk to US"

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#2 to #1 - legolasor (08/24/2015) [-]

i did that with a girl i really liked, it ended up being me then after 9 months of dating she broke up with me for no reason and started dating a trans guy the day afterwards

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#12 to #2 - epicanadian (08/24/2015) [-]

Ya, that is what they do. Then you say " **** em" and just move on.

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#4 to #2 - masanori (08/24/2015) [-]

>Broke up with me for no reason
>Started dating a trans guy the day afterward.

How dense are you? She obviously got to know someone else behind your back and broke up to be with that person.

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#5 to #4 - legolasor (08/24/2015) [-]

i'm completely aware

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#6 to #5 - masanori (08/24/2015) [-]

Well, when you said "for no reason" it implied rather heavily that you hadn't made the connection.

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#7 to #6 - legolasor (08/24/2015) [-]

i was saying no reason to imply that at the time i had no idea why, not that i still do. sorry about that

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#8 to #7 - masanori (08/24/2015) [-]

I guess it could still be "no reason" in that it wasn't justified by something you did.

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#9 to #8 - legolasor (08/24/2015) [-]

honestly im a pretty ****** person, but yeah at the time i wasn't doing anything in particular to warrant that

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#10 to #9 - masanori (08/24/2015) [-]

I'm sure you are.

You're here.

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#20 to #9 - mathijsg (08/24/2015) [-]

M8 from your comments I can conlude you're actually a nice and friendly person

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#23 - funpunk (08/24/2015) [-]

Wish I had 10 bucks for every woman that rejected me. It's not that big a number, but some money would be nice.

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#56 to #23 - fazbear (08/24/2015) [-]

If I had a dollar for every dude to ask me out as a prank, then i'd have enough money to pay for college and then comfortably pay for a family of 5 until i've reached my late 50s.

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#67 to #56 - funpunk (08/25/2015) [-]

Damn. That's even worse than being rejected. You're young, you'll find someone eventually. Don't worry about it.

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#41 to #23 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

I'd have $60 and no gf

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#29 - donatelo (08/24/2015) [-]

The least these fake text convos can do is update the template...we on iPhone 6 ******

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#40 - aprophix ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]

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#66 - teddybearlove (08/25/2015) [-]

Funnyjunk, I'm in need of assitance.

I am caught up on someone that will never love me. I am the same age as her we both go to school together so you could call all of this just hormones... But this girl changed my life. She is everything I've ever wanted in a girl and more. Also she helped me find out what I was doing wrong in my life. Then she broke up with me.

I had an existential crisis for a good 6 months and I know I'm still having it. I thought of her and everything I did wrong everyday all day 562436234/7. Because of the how I handled the breakup I know I'm a better person. I grew up in a hundred ways. Now all I want is a second chance with her.

But it gets worse. while I was having troubles I met this girl and she straight up told me she was in love with me. She's very pretty and I can say that she is prettier than my ex. But I don't want her. She weasled her way into a relationship with me on a really bad day of mine. Then she moved a million miles an hour in our relationship. I took her virginity and met her parents in the same week >.<

Please funnyjunk you guys are my bros. I need some help.

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#68 to #66 - ditka (08/25/2015) [-]

Be friendly, but don't get involved. Make your exit and work on yourself. Get comfortable being alone. Don't get too cozy, or you end up like me - work, home, afraid to leave the house. >.<

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#69 to #68 - teddybearlove (08/25/2015) [-]

I want to be alone for a little while. I haven't been single longer than 2 months in like 3 years...

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#70 to #69 - ditka (08/25/2015) [-]

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**ditka rolled image**
You're doing better than me! Every time I'm single there's a guy right around the corner that was patiently bidding his time. And every time, it's a good friend who's got all the qualities.

I just had my heartbroken two weeks ago, so I know the feelings you're going through. He told me he wanted a long term relationship, to solidify ourselves and meet my parents in September. Two weeks later panicked and bolted. It's been hard.

AND NOW SOME ************ IS JUMPING ON THE CHANCE AND I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE. I'm tired of feeling like Taylor Swift.

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#71 to #70 - teddybearlove (08/25/2015) [-]

I've only ever broken up with someone once in my whole life. I've been with numerous girls. The shortest time it took to get dumped and be with another girl was 6 hours. :/ I'm semi-proud of that.

I'm sorry you had your heart broken. maybe next time instead of planning you could just do it? that usually works.

You have nothing to lose right now by telling the guy to back off. Just say you need your time. it'll be better for the both of you. Tell him that if you were to get into a relationship with him that you would be reserved in it. That you probably wouldn't be in it 100%. Which isn't good for either of you.

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#75 to #71 - ditka (08/25/2015) [-]

I'm impressed. That's a nice turnaround rate.

We live in Hawaii and my family is in NC, so I was planning a trip to go visit.

That's the plan. He's a nice guy, though. All the right qualities.

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#80 to #75 - teddybearlove (08/25/2015) [-]

This last time was the longest which was 2 months. It should have been longer. MUCH longer. I'm convincing everyone I'm not in love with this girl anymore and I'm hoping that the longer I do it the more I'll convince myself of it. But it's tearing me apart.

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#81 to #66 - radtroll (08/25/2015) [-]

OK here is my 2 cents:

First girl, forget about her (sounds easy but I know it's not) SHE broke up with you, it means now she's not an option, she will never take you back, and it would be a waste of time to try, she doesn't like you anymore simple as that, congratulations, you got rejected, welcome to being a human being. The fact that the other cuter girl loves you is an assurance that there is nothing wrong with you, keep that in your mind.

The second girl: you have 2 options:-
The first, and it's what I recommend, take a break from her (but don't tell her that, I repeat, DO NOT ******* TELL HER YOU NEED A BREAK) take a vacation or something, whatever keeps you away from her for few weeks, you work out the logistics, but don't break up with her, assure her that you'll be back. During that time away from her don't associate with other girls, just take the time for yourself, if you got a seed of love for that girl it'll grow and you'll start noticing that you miss her and wish she was around, if those feelings persist it means you got something going on and automatically you'll keep her ...etc.

The second option: if you're absolutely 10000% sure you will never love her, be a decent human and deal with it, tell her that you can't do this anymore and face the music, just be respectful and straight to the point, and that's that. After that take a month off girls/dating, reject everyone during that time, it will make you feel ok, and the time alone will help you understand your feelings more.

**** is complicated sometimes, but listen to your guts and do what you feel like it, because you're the boss of yourself and you're in control of your life, also **** that bitch who dumped you, cultivating feeling of resentment towards her is a bit healthy, they will change to "I wish her a good life" later on. Good luck Soldier.

"battle is the great redeemer, the fiery crucible in which the only true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in." -Master Sergeant Farell

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#83 to #81 - teddybearlove (08/25/2015) [-]

I'm working on forgetting her now. I refuse to listen to fallout boy. I won't watch a disney movie if it would save my life. I'm going to dread this up and coming holiday season but I don't think I'm going to participate much. I have gotten rid of everything she gave me (except for the teddybear... I love those ************* ! ). The only relation I have to her now are mutual friends. But I'm slowly drifting away from all of my friends so we're good there.

My current girlfriend seems to want to be with other people. She is juggling a bunch of guys who all want to be with her apparently but she wants to handle it so I haven't gotten involved. But it's a little fishy to me.

I have recently taken up drugs. They help me for when I want to stop thinking about all of my problems constantly. I am being responsible as they can get out of hand quickly. I think I'll just go all out one of these days. Enough for a couple weeks worth of vacation I would suppose?

Thanks for your 2 cents. I have thought everything you have just said a hundred times or so but it's good to hear it from someone else's perspective. Have a nice day fellow funnyjunker

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#73 to #66 - letting [OP]

(08/25/2015) [-]

I think you've got a problem being so attached to this girl that broke up with you, honestly. I'm not saying that to be harsh, but the cruel reality of it is that she's gone and the chances of you getting her back are slim to none.

Instead, I think you should look at what you have right in front of you. You have another girl that says she downright loves you. Unless you're an 8/10+ alpha, that can be a very rare thing in this world. You say she's even prettier than your ex. That's a nice start. I think you need to ask yourself the reason you don't want her. Is it because you're subconsciously trying to make yourself available for your ex, or are there other reasons that you really don't care for your current girlfriend? (Maybe she's a bitch or annoying, I don't know.) I think you should try to make it work, and maybe you'll surprise yourself.

If you really don't like her, you should break it off as soon as possible. It isn't fair to her to just lead her on when you're not feeling anything and she's attached to you. The longer you want, the more it's going to hurt.

Maybe you need to take some time for yourself instead of jumping from relationship to relationship. It's hard to work on yourself as an individual when you're always paired with someone, and it sounds like you've been in a relationship rather than single for a very long time.

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#49 - divinexve (08/24/2015) [-]

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**divinexve rolled image** tfw no cute gf

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#78 - trupotatoman (08/25/2015) [-]

So did he get the money or was she a bitch and not uphold her end of the deal?

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#58 - bopeepssheep (08/24/2015) [-]

Double the burn.

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#54 - xlbatwithwings (08/24/2015) [-]

with this technique i will have £200 daily

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#87 to #54 - roxasftw (08/25/2015) [-]

That's ******** that is a WebM
Admin should make it so that longer gifs turn into WebMs

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#3 - anon (08/24/2015) [-]

I like leading on ugly chicks because i can

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#17 - joaomartins (08/24/2015) [-]

Laugh all you want, he was rejected but ended up with 10bucks

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#51 - AztecJew (08/24/2015) [-]

Ok, I've always had a rule about this kind of **** . I'm never "friends" with any girls I might be interested in. I'll be funny and flirt with them, but not talk to them so often that they can easily say, "Yeah, that's my friend, AztecJew." Acquaintanceship is the gateway position. You can shift gears from there to pursue them romantically without them viewing you as too safe or boring like if you were their friend, or you can decide you don't want them and casually become friends.

All that aside, let things happen organically and don't try to apply a formula. No one thing works for anyone and the best bet is to just avoid saying/doing really cringey **** .

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#62 to #51 - donatelo (08/25/2015) [-]

bad idea bro. becoming friends with girls can help your relationship life tremendously. some of the benefits of having friends that are girls (specifically those you have an interest in) 1.you can accumulate more than one instead of chasing just one 2.if it fails, that doesnt mean its going to stay like that in the future. 3. you plant a seed 4. studies in psychology show that people are more likely to be attracted to a person the longer they know them, that is part of the reason that sometimes you see ugly people with attractive people.

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#88 to #62 - AztecJew (08/25/2015) [-]

I have enough friends. Small circle and such.

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#89 to #88 - donatelo (08/25/2015) [-]

small circle? friends are more than just about having fun...its called networking brah, but in this case your networking your pussy contacts.

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#72 - zandersave ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]

Damn you dont even have to try and see if these are fake anymore. You can tell by the fact that no one has that iOS anymore.