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#4 - subtard (11/06/2013) [-]
#100 to #4 - yipkendu (11/07/2013) [-]
**yipkendu rolled user undeaddog ** masturbates to me. Also, why is the internet so obsessed with this movie?
User avatar #39 to #4 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure that mark is water...
#21 to #4 - fcrocker (11/06/2013) [-]
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#35 to #4 - stopsdropsand (11/06/2013) [-]
Top right corner. Acquisitions is spelled wrong in the movie.
#12 to #4 - ramanx ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
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#8 - Einsty (11/06/2013) [-]
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#7 - nao (11/06/2013) [-]
I didn't know what it felt to have a man crush until I laid eyes upon this man.

I'd totally do this sexy stud.
User avatar #58 to #7 - heroofkvatch (11/06/2013) [-]
thats how i feel about Leonardo DiCaprio
User avatar #61 to #7 - funnyrage (11/06/2013) [-]
me too. and im strictly straight but i would be bi only for him.
User avatar #9 to #7 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
i can see what you mean by he's good looking but then when you say you would do him and you're a guy I assume, it just ruins the whole... like, do him up the ass? what? it's just...bleugh i really dont understand gay people
User avatar #11 to #9 - satrenkotheone (11/06/2013) [-]
And they don't understand you
User avatar #13 to #11 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
because the 'beauty' of men doesn't really work like that does it? getting done from behind.. it isn't really what men are supposed to look sexy like, they dont have the features which could pull that kind of thing off. Surely that's understandable
#17 to #13 - John Cena (11/06/2013) [-]
What the **** are you trying to say?
User avatar #40 to #17 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
If you don't understand what im trying to say, its probably because you dont want to understand. wow, gays are really horrible people...
User avatar #22 to #17 - spearpwi (11/06/2013) [-]
Girls look hot from behind. Men don't.
#47 to #22 - nao (11/06/2013) [-]
It's strange, last time I spoke with a girl it was precisely the opposite..

I wonder, would it be possible that you are so incredibly stupid you just assumed your personnal tastes were universal truths, shared by every human being ..?

Oh internet, you never cease to amaze me
User avatar #52 to #47 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
girls dont **** men from behind. they might think their ass is nice but in a completely different way.
User avatar #55 to #52 - spearpwi (11/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 to #55 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
its like these gays dont understand their own sexuality...
User avatar #80 to #56 - quadrilateral (11/06/2013) [-]
More like you think you understand the gay sexuality better than, yknow. Actual gays.
And there are different types of gay sexuality, for that matter.
User avatar #81 to #80 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
yeah the real kind and the sexual kind. Ive delved into the sexual kind and can understand the real kind. Not gonna deny anything... by the end of it, it seems I prefer women the most. but I can understand, it's not difficult to imagine.
User avatar #50 to #47 - spearpwi (11/06/2013) [-]
You have, quite literally, the biggest ovaries I've ever known to exist.
I was sharing an opinion.
User avatar #38 to #22 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
never thought I would see the day where straight people are discriminated against like this...
User avatar #46 to #38 - daviid (11/06/2013) [-]
yeah why dont you go touch your girlfriends pussy or something, i bet your anus isnt even pronged
#51 to #46 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #22 - spearpwi (11/06/2013) [-]
If anyone is else about slate me for saying this, I quite obviously wasn't stating a universal fact. I was projecting an opinion. Anyone who can not see that needs to check themselves before they riggedy-wreck themselves...word.
User avatar #77 to #13 - quadrilateral (11/06/2013) [-]
But the idea of beauty is extremely subjective. You simply don't feel like men look good from behind since that's not your standard of beauty.
User avatar #78 to #77 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
the reason a girl likes a guy, I can give all the reasons. the reason a guy likes a girl I can give all the reasons.

the reason a guy likes a guy, should be the same reason a girl likes a guy, this is simply because some men are feminine, and that I can completely understand. But for a guy to like a guy from the perspective you're talking about, from the perspective of "mm I want to stick my dick in that arsehole because this guy's face is good looking" is just weird and corrupted view. Of course it is acceptable because the world is infinite and anything is possible so i'm not gonna get in the way of it. Regardless, it is weird. It is in the same category as bestiality and scat because it is a corrupted view of beauty. A beauty distorted by life experience.
User avatar #79 to #78 - quadrilateral (11/06/2013) [-]
Well, if you want to get to beauty distorted by life experience, then beauty shouldn't exist. Because it's something solely based on life experience.
All that is natural, as far as things of a sexual nature go, is the urge to reproduce. But since homosexuality is even found in a bunch of animal species, we can go even further to say that the only uncorrupted view is just to **** everything.

And you talk about a gay relationship as if there has to be a woman in the relationship. There really simply doesn't.
A guy can like a guy without it having to be feminine.
User avatar #83 to #79 - lolzordz (11/06/2013) [-]
ill give you my true perspective on the world. bear with me.

Nature is my teacher. Everything I learn and what I trust the most can only be taught by understanding how everything in life grows. There is a general pattern. Everyone knows that. Rise, Peak, Fall.

Another way it could be perceived is disorder - order - disorder.

The middle being the balance, peak being harmony. Those who stray from nature are in disorder. out of balance, not in harmony. homosexuality in my eyes falls into that category and though it may seem beautiful to the twisted, homosexuals are seeing life through a cracked window.

It is completely fine to do that, no one should stop it, in fact those who do are also in category of disorder. corruption is part of nature and should be accepted, not avoided.
but... the peak of nature is order and harmony. and that's why i believe homosexulity is 'wrong' per se.. or better yet not right..
User avatar #102 to #83 - quadrilateral (11/07/2013) [-]
Interesting. My view on nature is that each part of it is perfect harmony- the rise and fall must exist for the peak to exist. Were there no rise, it would be stuck in a state of falling, or its peak would swim in a pool of failure. Only with the three parts can there be harmony.
Consider if you will the animal kingdom.
For the fly, peak might be when it flies around. Fall when it gets caught in a web. For the spider, its peak is when the fly gets caught in the web. But overall, the peak, fall, and rise together form true order.
Order isn't about harmony; simply about everything falling into the right balance.

It is impossible to say there is a rise, peak, or fall, because they all coexist for the various parts. This is Order; everything falls into place where it needs to. If there were a true falling, order itself would be destroyed as everything falls apart. If there were a true peak, nothing could exist, as the peak for everything is the death of another. And rise? The rise is just the falling from the other side.
User avatar #103 to #102 - lolzordz (11/07/2013) [-]
yeah that is precisely it. to interfere with what is considered bad is much worse than accepting it and letting it be. but then again, the fly doesnt want to get caught in the web. it should play out its role of NOT getting caught. we should play our role too, not just let things distort just because they can...

I had another theory that the amount of homosexuality rises with the population. Nature's way of cutting down overpopulation. it's funny how we just bypassed it with adoption and test tube birth... we really love to play god
User avatar #75 to #7 - damianblu (11/06/2013) [-]
I've always felt the same about Alexander Skarsgard
#16 to #7 - duedum (11/06/2013) [-]
Man, I keep mixing them together
User avatar #20 to #16 - kaycie (11/06/2013) [-]
I was thinking they should have used him as a replacement for the joker in the third batman movie, and when I saw the trailer with him in it I nearly had a heart attack.
#5 - iRoflcopterU (11/06/2013) [-]
After seeing him dance, I wouldn't mind masturbating to him.
After seeing him dance, I wouldn't mind masturbating to him.

Lip Sync Battle with Joseph Gordon Levitt, Stephen Merchant and Jimmy Fallon
#28 to #5 - almostninja (11/06/2013) [-]
Glorious. Thanks for sharing
User avatar #19 to #5 - thorlike (11/06/2013) [-]
Stephen Merchant wiped the floor with them in that one. Damn
#42 to #1 - John Cena (11/06/2013) [-]
Please don't tell me people think it's actually a good idea to put your facebook on a business card.
User avatar #63 to #42 - thedudeistheman (11/06/2013) [-]
Sometimes people will list the business' social media account on their business cards. For example, one of the many people who work for Google probably has a link to Google's Facebook page, or Chrome's Facebook page.
User avatar #64 to #63 - thedudeistheman (11/06/2013) [-]
Not a link, my bad, but the business card will have the address of the page on it.
#3 to #1 - magnificentfaggit (11/06/2013) [-]
do you not know how to read?
#15 to #3 - thelegitmetalhead (11/06/2013) [-]
Glorious bastards, both of you. Take all of my thumbs.
Glorious bastards, both of you. Take all of my thumbs.
#26 to #18 - Scenekid (11/06/2013) [-]
Creature thread? Creature thread.
Creature thread? Creature thread.
#32 to #30 - Scenekid (11/06/2013) [-]
I mostly have seamus stuff
#36 to #32 - forceman (11/06/2013) [-]
I have the whole group!
I have the whole group!
#37 to #36 - Scenekid (11/06/2013) [-]
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#66 to #37 - forceman (11/06/2013) [-]
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#67 to #66 - spoodermanz (11/06/2013) [-]
What kind of creature thread doesn't have aleks?
What kind of creature thread doesn't have aleks?
#69 to #67 - forceman (11/06/2013) [-]
A good one.
A good one.
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#74 to #73 - forceman (11/06/2013) [-]
Swigity Swogity James is coming for dat booty!
Swigity Swogity James is coming for dat booty!
#72 - wartroll (11/06/2013) [-]
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#27 - Wumbologist (11/06/2013) [-]
mfw Joseph Gordon-Levitt
User avatar #31 to #27 - leebobo (11/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 to #82 - atrocitustheking (11/07/2013) [-]
I laughed, I cried, it moved me Bob.
User avatar #101 to #82 - snigrog (11/07/2013) [-]
my favorite gif ever
#84 - spersona (11/06/2013) [-]
**spersona rolls 22**

*zip* *sigh*

#96 to #84 - sedativechunk (11/07/2013) [-]
Later that day.
Later that day.
#92 to #84 - blacklightsun (11/06/2013) [-]
Not if it's an skype interview
#65 - athievinghobo (11/06/2013) [-]
Couldn't find sauce, but this is from the episode that aired September 25. This is the closest thing I could find. The Colbert Report 9/25/13 in :60 Seconds
User avatar #68 to #65 - bobindun (11/06/2013) [-]
Thats my birfday c:
#62 - samxdaxman (11/06/2013) [-]
Mfw he was on Deltron 3030's new album.
Mfw he was on Deltron 3030's new album.
#88 - lacklusterpelican (11/06/2013) [-]
**lacklusterpelican rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at 1 million 1, 1 million 2, 1 million 3 ** what i masturbate to
#90 to #88 - blacklightsun (11/06/2013) [-]
Jhony Bravo's FW
User avatar #91 to #90 - blacklightsun (11/06/2013) [-]
Johnny Bravo's *
#24 - thatnathandrake (11/06/2013) [-]
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#2 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (11/06/2013) [-]
Well he is in fact a very attractive man... Just look at that face
#54 - newsugarbriches (11/06/2013) [-]
i love him
i love him
User avatar #93 to #54 - seaofcoltrane (11/06/2013) [-]
you're the one he was talking about.
#14 - thelegitmetalhead (11/06/2013) [-]
10/10 laughed twice
10/10 laughed twice
User avatar #23 - flareypwn (11/06/2013) [-]
Aaaaand his new Film is all about porn, awesome.
User avatar #99 - kangaroorat ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I was really expecting "And I am pornography"
User avatar #98 - dalenighthawk (11/07/2013) [-]
Ive already got that on my card
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