Well, Everyone knows that. No shit, sherlock. Vodka and he damages your kidney. Rum and the damages your liver. Whiskey and he damages your heart. This is bad,
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Well, Everyone knows that

No shit, sherlock

Vodka and he
damages your kidney.
Rum and the damages
your liver.
Whiskey and he
damages your heart.
This is bad, don' t use
he anymore.
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Submitted: 12/20/2013
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#3 - nnightfire (12/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#1 - itsuckedbeinganon (12/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But Ice is no fucking nice.
User avatar #4 to #1 - hamadeo (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, its pretty cool if you ask me.
#8 - namdrut (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ice sunk the titanic. ice has been murdering people for years!
ice sunk the titanic. ice has been murdering people for years!
#10 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [+] (22 replies)
No you fucking sarcastic idiot. You should not drink poison like alcohol. I understand this is a joke but you're all still dumbasses for drinking alcohol and destroying your body.
#36 - alphagex (12/20/2013) [-]
So one of the survivors of titanic files a complaint to the company, saying
``I asked for ice in my drink, but this is ridiculous.``
#17 - tuckthisphit (12/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
what,are you guys idiots ? vodka,rum and viskey are the things that harm your body.
i cant believe how fucking retarded this site and op is
#38 - celebralparsley ONLINE (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, that's an ice thing to know.
Well, that's an ice thing to know.
User avatar #16 - koolmanchris (12/20/2013) [-]
100% of people that have come in contact with ice have either died or are going to die!

even YOU!
#33 - dafogman (12/20/2013) [-]
Good thing I drink mine neat.
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#2 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why the fuck would your kidney or heart have anything to do with alcohol metabolism?
User avatar #5 to #2 - sasquatchjc (12/20/2013) [-]
Well i'm not sure it matters what type of alcohol it is as the picture depicts, but:

When alcohol is consumed, your liver can only filter so much at a time, so the rest enters the blood stream. The alcohol is then carried and deposited in all parts of your body, including the heart and kidney. On top of that, the kidney also filters about 5% alcohol into urine.
#64 - driverist ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Single Malt Scotch master race

User avatar #9 - mastereleven (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why do all the top posts have so little thumbs?
#81 - Eggerz (12/25/2013) [-]
im drinking Jameson tonight.

damn is it good......
User avatar #72 - slapchoppin (12/21/2013) [-]
whiskey damages my fucks

thats why i can't give them away nobody wants them
User avatar #69 - hecatonchires (12/21/2013) [-]
What for a swine drinks whiskey with ice god damnit.
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