Well, Everyone knows that. No , sherlock. Vodka and he damages your kidney. Rum and the damages your liver. Whiskey and he damages your heart. This is bad, don' NO TAGS FOR YOU
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Well, Everyone knows that

No **** , sherlock

Vodka and he
damages your kidney.
Rum and the damages
your liver.
Whiskey and he
damages your heart.
This is bad, don' t use
he anymore.
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#3 - nnightfire (12/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#1 - itsuckedbeinganon (12/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But Ice is no ******* nice.
User avatar #4 to #1 - hamadeo ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, its pretty cool if you ask me.
#8 - namdrut (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ice sunk the titanic. ice has been murdering people for years!
ice sunk the titanic. ice has been murdering people for years!
#10 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [+] (22 replies)
No you ******* sarcastic idiot. You should not drink poison like alcohol. I understand this is a joke but you're all still dumbasses for drinking alcohol and destroying your body.
#36 - alphagex (12/20/2013) [-]
So one of the survivors of titanic files a complaint to the company, saying
``I asked for ice in my drink, but this is ridiculous.``
#17 - tuckthisphit (12/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
what,are you guys idiots ? vodka,rum and viskey are the things that harm your body.
i cant believe how ******* retarded this site and op is
#38 - celebralparsley (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, that's an ice thing to know.
Well, that's an ice thing to know.
User avatar #16 - koolmanchris (12/20/2013) [-]
100% of people that have come in contact with ice have either died or are going to die!

even YOU!
#33 - dafogman (12/20/2013) [-]
Good thing I drink mine neat.
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#2 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why the **** would your kidney or heart have anything to do with alcohol metabolism?
User avatar #5 to #2 - sasquatchjc (12/20/2013) [-]
Well i'm not sure it matters what type of alcohol it is as the picture depicts, but:

When alcohol is consumed, your liver can only filter so much at a time, so the rest enters the blood stream. The alcohol is then carried and deposited in all parts of your body, including the heart and kidney. On top of that, the kidney also filters about 5% alcohol into urine.
#64 - driverist (12/21/2013) [-]
Single Malt Scotch master race


User avatar #9 - mastereleven (12/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
why do all the top posts have so little thumbs?
#49 - firesky (12/20/2013) [-]
As I don't drink rum I don't know about that one.

But you don't put ice into Vodka, you put the vodka into the freezer until it is ice cold.

And if you drink your Whisk(e)y with ice I hope you die in a fire. (Except it's Bourbon. But that's no Whisk(e)y on the first hand)
#45 - gtfomylawnbish (12/20/2013) [-]
my opinion, and only mine, Rum should always be neat. If it needs watered down, you're drinking the wrong Rum. That's just my opinion. Also, cheap Rum shouldn't ever touch your lips.
#42 - alecope (12/20/2013) [-]
Jus #420 blze it phaget
#35 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah like that shifty black ice key & peele reference
#26 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
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