welding floor
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#7
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carbohydrates (09/22/2015) [-] 
Playing on Offices.
Pick support for muh AA-12.
Go up to the third floor, right by the door to the roof staircase.
--- Second floor for you English people.
Weld the door staircase door closed.
Swing in the door next to the little office next to me.
Weld the door between those two offices closed.
--- Makes it so stuff doesn't spawn in that room, but will spawn in the second one farther away, and walk into the hallway, rather than walking out directly next to you.
Then weld the meeting room closed, so they don't walk through that.
Go sit in the corner next to the roof staircase door.
You've now created a death corridor that funnels everything in front of you.
Of course, then some tard level 2 runs around welding/unwelding everything; ******* up the pathing and spawns.
Why the hell a level 2 is in a hard server is beyond me, but hey, don't worry, it was all for a good cause... Right?
"i gota do weld 4 supp lvl" they declare after they've died... And then they quit.
And yes, my MS Paint skills off are the charts.
Pick support for muh AA-12.
Go up to the third floor, right by the door to the roof staircase.
--- Second floor for you English people.
Weld the door staircase door closed.
Swing in the door next to the little office next to me.
Weld the door between those two offices closed.
--- Makes it so stuff doesn't spawn in that room, but will spawn in the second one farther away, and walk into the hallway, rather than walking out directly next to you.
Then weld the meeting room closed, so they don't walk through that.
Go sit in the corner next to the roof staircase door.
You've now created a death corridor that funnels everything in front of you.
Of course, then some tard level 2 runs around welding/unwelding everything; ******* up the pathing and spawns.
Why the hell a level 2 is in a hard server is beyond me, but hey, don't worry, it was all for a good cause... Right?
"i gota do weld 4 supp lvl" they declare after they've died... And then they quit.
And yes, my MS Paint skills off are the charts.
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nikolaier (09/23/2015) [-] I tried Killing Floor 2 on its free to play weekend, where what you tell the matchmaking system to stick you into doesn't matter and you land in a 10 wave hard server when searching for a 4 wave easy server. I have about 1 and a half ours of experience with that game. I'm assuming you are talking the first one, so can you tell me: Does the matchmaking system work in the first one or is stuff like that just a regular occurrence?
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carbohydrates (09/23/2015) [-] -- Six hours later; was sleeping.
Yeah, the first one works fine for match making. It's been out for years, so they've worked out all the bugs.
The second one is in beta, and they're more concerned with the game functioning overall, than the matchmaking working.
Yeah, the first one works fine for match making. It's been out for years, so they've worked out all the bugs.
The second one is in beta, and they're more concerned with the game functioning overall, than the matchmaking working.
#5
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ubercookieboy ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-] >Be me
>Join high cap, high difficulty server
>Pick medic
>Watch team get picked off
>Usually end up as last survivor and finish off wave
>Get to Patriarch
>Team dies again
>Run around map, owning Patriarch with Xbow
>Mix of admiration and rage in chat
>Waste 5-10 minutes soloing him cuz of health-player scaling
>Repeat over 30 times
Good old days
>Join high cap, high difficulty server
>Pick medic
>Watch team get picked off
>Usually end up as last survivor and finish off wave
>Get to Patriarch
>Team dies again
>Run around map, owning Patriarch with Xbow
>Mix of admiration and rage in chat
>Waste 5-10 minutes soloing him cuz of health-player scaling
>Repeat over 30 times
Good old days
#8
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ilikepatatas (09/23/2015) [-] >playing kf on hard
>firebug and red pyro skin cuz it was the new thing everyone liked
>preparing for patriarch
>all cornered in a room and wont let me in
> **** it
>get to another corner of the map and manage to do the pipebomb trip twice
>i only had a flamethrower
>patriarchtime.gif
>he brutally murders everyone in the jerk room and then goes for me
>breaks the barely welded door
>sets off the explosives
>i was against a wall prepared to recieve the patriarch dick
>he decides to use machine gun
>for some godly reason i manage to semi-dodge his bullets by frenetically jumping left and right
>all while flaming him intensely
>fallen teammates fw "you survived"
>firebug and red pyro skin cuz it was the new thing everyone liked
>preparing for patriarch
>all cornered in a room and wont let me in
> **** it
>get to another corner of the map and manage to do the pipebomb trip twice
>i only had a flamethrower
>patriarchtime.gif
>he brutally murders everyone in the jerk room and then goes for me
>breaks the barely welded door
>sets off the explosives
>i was against a wall prepared to recieve the patriarch dick
>he decides to use machine gun
>for some godly reason i manage to semi-dodge his bullets by frenetically jumping left and right
>all while flaming him intensely
>fallen teammates fw "you survived"
#1
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ilikepatatas (09/22/2015) [-]
funny thing is, if you mutely try to unweld the door instead of whining 90% chance they let you in
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gentlemanbrawlers [OP](09/22/2015) [-] Not if he's an asshole like Jimmy. He'll undo your unwelding.
Lesson here is Jimmy is a ******* asshole.
Lesson here is Jimmy is a ******* asshole.
#2
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dergon ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
Purposely welded some guy inside a room with a truckload of enemies, mainly because he kept welding everything shut =P He didn't do it after that tho so I guess the lesson was learned x]
#4 to #2
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gentlemanbrawlers [OP](09/22/2015) [-] A while ago I was playing offices and everyone got to the roof before I did and they all welded me out so I had to run around the office until they eventually broke through. I ran out with the specimens and it took one guy a few seconds to realize I wasn't a specimen.
