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#1 - decimatorthebeast
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User avatar #2 to #1 - nativninja
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My name is bluer that yours and I haven't seen it. lay off.
User avatar #3 to #2 - decimatorthebeast
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it was literally on here a matter of hours ago
User avatar #4 to #3 - nativninja
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Link me to it.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - nativninja
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Now i thumbed them both. quitcher bitchin
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nah im good reposting something from months ago is ok, when someone reposts a newest upload then they are just thumbwhoring
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User avatar #11 to #10 - nativninja
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never said I was better, just saying I've been here longer.
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