Weeaboo Stories: Gob Shorts. Just some shorts to tide you guys over until the next post. Links to previous posts: funnyjunk.com/Weeaboo+Stories+An+Introduction/
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Weeaboo Stories: Gob Shorts

She perioded over someone else' s bed covers at a
party because she didn' t think to change her pad.
She will always, without fail, talk over the TV. She
talked over Tyrion' s trial speech. I' missed major
plot points in various TV shows because of her
voice. I had to rewind four times at one point.
Telling her to shut up makes no difference at all.
Unless it' s something she wants to watch, then if
someone so much as farts she goes nuts. "Be quiet!
I' m watching this!"
She reads things on my laptop over my shoulder. If
I' m on , for example, she' d be sitting behind me,
and I' d hear this laugh. I' d click away and she' d go
go back, I was reading that!" I tell her "don' t read
over my shoulder, it' s incredibly rude and I don' t
like it" and she does it anyway. Same with facebook
conversations or emails, she' ll read over shoulders.
If I share a funny pic with Best Mate, she insists on
seeing what made him laugh.
If she hears a funny noise on the TV she' ll imitate
it, (loudly) and she' ll repeat it if she doesn' t get a
response. Or even if she does get one.
I used the word "kawaii" once, taking the piss. She
literally shrieked with joy. "OMG you said kawaii I
can' t believe it you' re totally cool never thought
you' d say that we should watch some anime
together OMG we' re gonna be best friends" This was
when we' d first moved in together. I felt afraid.
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#6 - franchescarules (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm torn between hatred and sorrow for this sorry excuse of a human being
#18 - ordinator (07/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Post picture of her, I really want to see what kind of hamplanet you're living with
#7 - blastros (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Oh god. How do you stand it
Oh god. How do you stand it
#10 - tiles (07/24/2014) [-]
I wonder if her parents have realized that they've failed in raising their child.
#36 - bemmo (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So, she's reading over your shoulder and at some point, it's possible she may see these posts.
If she's bad now, may God have mercy on your soul should she actively try to be more obnoxious towards you.
#16 - wontforget (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Dear lord I feel sorry for you. Everything about this whale enrages me
Dear lord I feel sorry for you. Everything about this whale enrages me
#98 - sunnyday (07/25/2014) [-]
That first one.
At least she woke up on a ******* Japanese flag.
#9 - afrogeist (07/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How? How do you deal with this?
How? How do you deal with this?
User avatar #57 - wastelandgunner (07/25/2014) [-]
We want pics of her.
#1 - norvitotv (07/24/2014) [-]
These stories make me feel all kinds of sad and angry emotions. Every time I read them, my brain feels regret.
I completely love them
User avatar #73 - obidomkenobi (07/25/2014) [-]
> Talked over Tyrion's trial speech
> Remained conscious

Pick one.

As a man who uses zen as a way to cope with the day (and it really has helped) I'd still have smashed a bottle over her head before giving the obligatory Macho Man Randy Savage celebration. Not just for the speech, for existing and being a general oxygen thief.
#60 - jelopi (07/25/2014) [+] (7 replies)
You managed to make me feel rage, cringe, and pity only after the first sentence.   
impressive
You managed to make me feel rage, cringe, and pity only after the first sentence.
impressive
#62 to #60 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
Cheesus Crust, put that thing down already!
Cheesus Crust, put that thing down already!
#14 - theinfamouschad (07/24/2014) [-]
That part about Tyrions speech made me rage. That was such a great and intense moment for him, and to have it ruined like that is just.....pic related
That part about Tyrions speech made me rage. That was such a great and intense moment for him, and to have it ruined like that is just.....pic related
User avatar #107 - minorian ONLINE (07/25/2014) [+] (6 replies)
All these stories make it sound like you live with the woman. You spend more time with her, than I've spent time with my mum.
User avatar #114 to #107 - theguythatisnotyou (07/25/2014) [-]
OP has says several times they live together.
User avatar #56 - YllekNayr (07/25/2014) [-]
Moved in together

YOUWHAT.jpg
#103 - Epicgetguy (07/25/2014) [-]
>That first one

you really know how to start things off, I'll give you that.
#78 - brokenhalf (07/25/2014) [-]
more! i demand more! please.
more! i demand more! please.
#25 - inuyuru (07/24/2014) [-]
That first one.
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