After requests from some users in the comments, I thought Pd
try to tell you about this girl I used to live with. Pm not very
good with narrative, so please bear with me.
Not all of my stories about her are centred around her being a
weeaboo, some of them are about her being socially awkward
in the extreme, and when she looks like a horse-
This is just an introduction to her so later stories will make
sense when I tell them.
So, on to it.
This , as Pve mentioned, is rotund, and
very ugly. As such, she hasn' t had a lot of luck with men,
except one guy desperate enough to fuck her) but she
believes that she is rather a stunner, and expects romance to
be just like what she' s watched in anime. She does nothing
but watch films and anime, or read manga. She’ ll then waddle
off to youtube and find someone else’ s review of said
film/ and try to pass it off as her own.
She' s a feminist and enjoys lording it over beta
men who just aren' t up to the task of competing with her
insufferable voice and warped logic, but she won' t consider
them partners, oh no, she goes after men way out of her
league. I love her optimism, but there is such a thing as
She' s rather stupid, and tends to believe anything, provided
the information is accompanied by "studies show" or some
other professional sounding stuff.
She has little to no social skills nor etiquette, preferring to
talk quite literally all the damn time, and if someone else is
talking, or watching or something similar, she’ ll talk over
them/ it in an obnoxiously loud voice. Added to this she will
talk about things that just aren' t appropriate. She tends to
barge into people’ s rooms etc. without knocking, she’ ll follow
you around when you’ re trying to get away, will try to distract
you when you’ re working and, Pve even seen her dip her
fingers into someone' s food, because she wanted some and
didn' t think to ask.
And of course, she' s a massive weeaboo. She watches anime
religiously, insisting that subbed anime is best, despite not
being able to speak Japanese and therefore having no clue
how good the actors are. She reads manga as if it were the
bible, and tends to compare it to real life. No matter what
conversation you might be having, she’ ll turn it around to
Japan or anime or something similar. If anyone dares say that
they don' t like anime, well, she blows her top. Added to this,
she has a very poor idea of what Japan is truly like.
She has an infuriating personality and an inability to keep her
mouth shut. If someone else is watching the TV, shew talk
over it. If someone is having a conversation, shew butt in and
talk over both parties.
So, that' s a small sample of what she' s like, to give you an
Other, proper stories about her are as follows
Stupidity Beyond Compare"
Stalking My Best Friend"
The Weeaboo Gets Laid"
What Do You Mean, You Don' t Like Anime?"
Pm Going To Be Just Like You'."
be telling these in no particular order over the next few
days/ weeks. Sit back and try to enjoy.