Weeaboo Stories: An Introduction. So, yeah. I'm not too good at telling stories, and some of them will be quite long, but I'll shove some more up at a later dat
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Weeaboo Stories: An Introduction

So, yeah. I'm not too good at telling stories, and some of them will be quite long, but I'll shove some more up at a later date

After requests from some users in the comments, I thought Pd
try to tell you about this girl I used to live with. Pm not very
good with narrative, so please bear with me.
Not all of my stories about her are centred around her being a
weeaboo, some of them are about her being socially awkward
in the extreme, and when she looks like a horse-
faced hamplanet.
This is just an introduction to her so later stories will make
sense when I tell them.
So, on to it.
This , as Pve mentioned, is rotund, and
very ugly. As such, she hasn' t had a lot of luck with men,
except one guy desperate enough to **** her) but she
believes that she is rather a stunner, and expects romance to
be just like what she' s watched in anime. She does nothing
but watch films and anime, or read manga. She’ ll then waddle
off to youtube and find someone else’ s review of said
film/ and try to pass it off as her own.
She' s a feminist and enjoys lording it over beta
men who just aren' t up to the task of competing with her
insufferable voice and warped logic, but she won' t consider
them partners, oh no, she goes after men way out of her
league. I love her optimism, but there is such a thing as
realistic goals.
She' s rather stupid, and tends to believe anything, provided
the information is accompanied by "studies show" or some
other professional sounding stuff.
She has little to no social skills nor etiquette, preferring to
talk quite literally all the damn time, and if someone else is
talking, or watching or something similar, she’ ll talk over
them/ it in an obnoxiously loud voice. Added to this she will
talk about things that just aren' t appropriate. She tends to
barge into people’ s rooms etc. without knocking, she’ ll follow
you around when you’ re trying to get away, will try to distract
you when you’ re working and, Pve even seen her dip her
fingers into someone' s food, because she wanted some and
didn' t think to ask.
And of course, she' s a massive weeaboo. She watches anime
religiously, insisting that subbed anime is best, despite not
being able to speak Japanese and therefore having no clue
how good the actors are. She reads manga as if it were the
bible, and tends to compare it to real life. No matter what
conversation you might be having, she’ ll turn it around to
Japan or anime or something similar. If anyone dares say that
they don' t like anime, well, she blows her top. Added to this,
she has a very poor idea of what Japan is truly like.
She has an infuriating personality and an inability to keep her
mouth shut. If someone else is watching the TV, shew talk
over it. If someone is having a conversation, shew butt in and
talk over both parties.
So, that' s a small sample of what she' s like, to give you an
idea.
Other, proper stories about her are as follows
Stupidity Beyond Compare"
Assgots"
Stalking My Best Friend"
The Weeaboo Gets Laid"
What Do You Mean, You Don' t Like Anime?"
Pm Going To Be Just Like You'."
be telling these in no particular order over the next few
days/ weeks. Sit back and try to enjoy.
...
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#35 - BerryLicious (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by BerryLicious
#39 - datstalkerdoe (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Following the crowd here, subbed.
Following the crowd here, subbed.
User avatar #7 - bemmo ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (14 replies)
"insisting that subbed anime is the best"
In fairness, it usually is; voice acting is way bigger over there, so the for the most part the quality is higher.
User avatar #44 - derivat ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
people like her are the reason people like animeiscancer exist
#34 - weirdname (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Subbed.
Subbed.
User avatar #24 - feolthenos (07/22/2014) [-]
Gib stories ples
#97 - MrShaggy (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This sounds so generically fake.
User avatar #99 to #97 - sugoi (07/23/2014) [-]
So pretend it's just a funny series of short stories.
#28 - grandlordchicken (07/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Jesus ******* Christ, is this even a human being? I expected a weeaboo but it seems like that's actually the least of her horrible traits.
#43 - shacmaster ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
subbed, don't let me down OP
subbed, don't let me down OP
User avatar #14 - TheHutchie (07/22/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I don't know if I'll enjoy your stories, because the description reminds me of my sister so much that I want to go find her and punch her in the teeth.
User avatar #104 - guiguito (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Pics or it din't happen.
#60 - bigredginga (07/23/2014) [-]
the person who wrote this sounds pretty uneducated themselves... this is just internet 						************
the person who wrote this sounds pretty uneducated themselves... this is just internet ************
#52 - collegedood (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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please reread your stories 1 or 2 times before posting, it will prevent you from repeating yourself and give a smoother story.
#55 to #54 - collegedood (07/23/2014) [-]
**collegedood rolled image**
g8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8
cunt nugget.
User avatar #102 - boobpube (07/23/2014) [-]
I feel a picture of Gob would help me be more immersed in the stories
User avatar #69 - ryuggu (07/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The first dubbed anime I ever watched was Bleach. It was really nice dubbed and I enjoyed it. But the dub ends around 2/3 of the series or at least I couldn't find any back then. When i started watching subbed version, I was shocked. Compared to dub, Japanese voice actors seemed like to put a lot more emotions and fit their characters a lot better. I'm not saying that dubs sucks, but subbed series are really nice to watch. I don't have problem with reading and watching so it's fine for me. There might be some people who think of it as a problem, i'm not the one to judge. Dubbed One Piece suck boy parts

Tl;DR subs ≥ dubs
#38 - ldnelson (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The ball is now in your court OP
#31 - FluffyMuffin (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
these stories are gonna be good
these stories are gonna be good
#27 - keybladewarrior (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm conflicted in choosing between "Assgate" and Weeaboo getting laid" if you're taking suggestions but by all means I'm all ears for whatever. subbed.
User avatar #101 - daggget (07/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'm curious why exactly this woman is the way she is. The general sentiment of this website is such that she's an untouchable, as though from a caste. I think stuff like this is complicated, because most people aren't really singularly ****** or annoying, and often there's some kind of reason, strong or not, as to why they express what are, commonly, found-to-be flaws.

My assumption here is that this is not a work of fiction, or at least is slightly embellished truth; I'm laughing and cringing at these stories don't get me wrong, I just wonder if doing an expose on how ****** a person is, when obviously they have no friends and extremely low-self esteem is really something the best version of you would do.

inb4 Tipping fedora, white knighting.

If I met this girl in real life I would almost certainly be repulsed, but a bigger part of me would feel bad for her; no one wants to see someone so out of touch with reality and friendless. I know a lot of girls like this, they self-harm, use sex as a means a self-validation, and lead miserable lives, there's some part of me that's not exactly down with enforcing that.

Thoughts?
#113 to #101 - BerryLicious (07/25/2014) [-]
Trust me, I used to feel bad for her. I used to wonder what kind of **** had happened to make her this way.
There was no ****
She was insufferable for the sake of being annoying
After a year of this nonsense I don't feel bad for her any more.
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#1 - lotengo has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#2 to #1 - BerryLicious (07/22/2014) [-]
Then I'm sure you'll share my pain.
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