Wedding day. . ate rt WI tit 'fallt o t' Mi E i WHAT WE ALL THINK ON A WEDDING DAY WHAT MY MOM THINKS My lil Derp is finally a man, I am so proud of him and wil Wedding day ate rt WI tit 'fallt o t' Mi E i WHAT WE ALL THINK ON A WEDDING DAY MY MOM THINKS My lil Derp is finally a man I am so proud of him and wil
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rt WI
tit 'fallt o t'
Mi E i
WHAT WE ALL THINK ON A
WEDDING DAY
WHAT MY MOM THINKS
My lil Derp
is finally a
man, I am
so proud of
him and will
miss him so
I am proud of you
son, be a good
husband, andmake
LP ~ care of your new
t. wife- I hope I
W taught you well.
WHAT MY SINGLE SIBLING THINKS
Why not me..,
WHAT MY YOUNGER SIBLING THINKS
I want more cake.
WHAT MY NEW WIFE THINKS
I am so happy
taille!, and blessed to
I Ill) be starting my
f " ' new life with
such an amazing
I ilyt man.
WHAT EVERONE KNOWS
They gonna have sex...
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - teranin
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(03/12/2014) [-]
what your 1 friend who ******* gets it thinks:

Holy **** dude, you ****** up.
User avatar #4 to #1 - teoberry
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(03/13/2014) [-]
"I've never talked to a girl" - you
#5 to #4 - teranin
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(03/13/2014) [-]
My single status is a recent development. I have seen the statistics, seen the direction society has gone over the past 40 years or so, and more importantly, every single one of my friends who has gotten married has been taken to the ******* cleaners by fickle ass bitches.

So no, ********, I do know what I'm talking about. Marriage is a terrible decision in our gynocentric society, it adds the state to your relationship and puts a gun called family courts in the hands of a person who may love you now, but may not love you later.
User avatar #6 to #5 - teoberry
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(03/13/2014) [-]
muh ancedotes

maybe if your friends weren't stupid ******* who married the first girl who would suck them it would've ended off well
#7 to #6 - teranin
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Did you read the word "statistics", or did you figure just ignoring that would make your argument somehow viable?

Perhaps you should look into it? 81% of divorces initated by the female? Child support being the only debt legally allowed to force people to be sent to prison? No-fault divorce and the incredible plague of one-directional permanent alimony judgements far beyond reason?

Before arguing, get some ******* information. I suppose I should have expected this from you, though.
User avatar #8 to #7 - teoberry
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot you're one of those dae wimen suck?!!! type guys

Maybe. Hold on a sec. Maaaaaaaaaybe the women initiate it because they guy is doing something wrong? Maybe he cheats? Maybe he drinks too much? Maybe he's a lazy slob? And yeah, if you have a kid and don't want to help pay for it, you should be punished. You got her pregnant/got pregnant, you had a role it. ********
#9 to #8 - teranin
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(03/13/2014) [-]
No. I have nothing against women. I have something against our culture post-feminism and the way women can now use the state like a gun against men.

It's not like I hate women, but again, I shouldn't have expected anything else from you, you're so blue pilled you **** teal.

There are plenty of circumstances in which divorces are legitimate, and plenty of circumstances where their claims are legitimate. However, in our modern society, there are actually MORE instances where this is not the case, than ones where this is the case. Again, please look up some information on this and learn something before starting a conversation with an insult and then arguing a position on something you know nothing about.
User avatar #10 to #9 - teoberry
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Oh God, get off pol you ******* idiot. You're a fedoric neckbeard weaboo, and you're calling me blue-pilled.

No, you make the ******* claim. Mind proving that more divorces are illegitimate/have illegitimate reasons than the other way? Or are you going to spew **** you found on /pol/ and keep acting like you know anything?
#11 to #10 - teranin
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Wow, glad to see you literally cannot stop throwing insults around.  You're free to not believe my claim, but how much **** are you planning to talk just because you disagree with my politics?  You started this conversation implying I was a virgin, and since then have made at least a half dozen separate insults against me.  Had you actually been planning on convincing anyone of your viewpoint here, you could have attempted to be an adult.     
   
Just so you're aware, these were my political views long before I knew /pol existed, and I disagree with the general consensus on that site almost every time.  I don't have a neckbeard, I ******* hate fedoras, and the blue-pill red-pill dialectic comes from the Matrix for ****** sake.     
   
In order to prove what I have seen, you would have to have at least done the most insignificant baseline of research into the topic.  Try that, but don't ask me anything anymore.  I don't have time for a person who can't get through even one paragraph without insulting others.
Wow, glad to see you literally cannot stop throwing insults around. You're free to not believe my claim, but how much **** are you planning to talk just because you disagree with my politics? You started this conversation implying I was a virgin, and since then have made at least a half dozen separate insults against me. Had you actually been planning on convincing anyone of your viewpoint here, you could have attempted to be an adult.

Just so you're aware, these were my political views long before I knew /pol existed, and I disagree with the general consensus on that site almost every time. I don't have a neckbeard, I ******* hate fedoras, and the blue-pill red-pill dialectic comes from the Matrix for ****** sake.

In order to prove what I have seen, you would have to have at least done the most insignificant baseline of research into the topic. Try that, but don't ask me anything anymore. I don't have time for a person who can't get through even one paragraph without insulting others.
User avatar #32 to #11 - teoberry
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(03/13/2014) [-]
I like how you thumb me down the one time I'm serious.
User avatar #13 to #11 - teoberry
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(03/13/2014) [-]
also i think i fingered your mother
User avatar #33 to #13 - popnotes
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(03/15/2014) [-]
That was my mother you treasonous ****
User avatar #34 to #33 - teoberry
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(03/15/2014) [-]
tell her to shave her puubes
User avatar #12 to #11 - teoberry
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Not even going to address the first paragraph because it's just you bitching

You still used bluepill. You can't accept that someone thinks that your beliefs are stupid, so they're obviously brainwashed sheeple, right?

You have made claims that a majority of divorces are legitimate, and yet failed to prove it. Prove it, or retract your point

Also, I forgot to insult you: You're a fat, neckbeared, fedora donning smug bitch who clearly spends his day watching weaboo ****, on r/atheismrebooted, r/mra, and occasionally r/msf because you're too dense to realize that you sound like a cock.
#15 to #12 - konradkurze
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(03/13/2014) [-]
oh teoberry....are you capable of singing a different song other than herpa-derp
#16 to #12 - anon id: b18f40bd
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(03/13/2014) [-]
not sure i agree with your position but i think you're less of a neckbeard faggot than this other guy. congrats you got my vote.
#14 to #1 - nebuchadnezzaurus
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Shiiiiet bro, I also thought that way, but you're not considering some other factors that are in play here. Not all marriages are the same. Some may get married because they want their parents to rest easy and not be disappointed, knowing their son is on the right track. Others may be required to do so by their culture. Others still may do it for many different reasons.    
However I don't want to get married until I'm absolutely sure that I really, REALLY like the person I'm marrying, otherwise it's gonna be ****. Can't speak for everybody else though!
Shiiiiet bro, I also thought that way, but you're not considering some other factors that are in play here. Not all marriages are the same. Some may get married because they want their parents to rest easy and not be disappointed, knowing their son is on the right track. Others may be required to do so by their culture. Others still may do it for many different reasons.
However I don't want to get married until I'm absolutely sure that I really, REALLY like the person I'm marrying, otherwise it's gonna be ****. Can't speak for everybody else though!
#19 - rambomanthree
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(03/13/2014) [-]
When i was like 4
I always thought that people had sex when they got married.. like it was part of the wedding or something

So when i went to my aunt's wedding as a kid... i loudly asked my mom "when is uncle gonna put his penis in her vagina?"
#29 to #19 - hitlersgayabortion
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#2 - heartlessstoner
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(03/12/2014) [-]
I guess this is relevant. As  ****
I guess this is relevant. As ****
#26 to #2 - steppeden
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User avatar #25 - sweetkixx
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(03/13/2014) [-]
6 months until I marry my best friend!!
This post depicts my biggest fear about our wedding!
User avatar #27 to #25 - justmedude
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Congratulations.
Also, depending on what kind of person you are, I'm sure everybody already know you're having sex.
User avatar #30 to #27 - sweetkixx
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(03/13/2014) [-]
Well, I'm not exactly one to flaunt that to the world...
User avatar #31 to #30 - justmedude
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(03/13/2014) [-]
If you're not somebody who saves herself for marriage, people will automatically assume you've had sex.
I wouldn't worry about it either way. People won't think less of you for it.
Besides, I don't think most people are really thinking that during a wedding (at least I'm not), most people are simply enjoying themselves and letting the emotions (and/or booze) flow.
#20 - marstan
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#18 - sonmichael
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(03/13/2014) [-]
NOW **** ON THE ALTER!
#21 to #18 - starchild
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#28 - slandersalamander
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(03/13/2014) [-]
I think I'm actually stupider after having read this.
User avatar #24 - Loppytaffy
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(03/13/2014) [-]
As though they haven't already?
#17 - doktorfaget
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(03/13/2014) [-]
*implying not already had sex before marriage
*implying religious (blessed was also a dead giveaway)
I used to think the same way. Now that I'm not bound by pseudo-spiritual religious rules, what I think when I go to a wedding is:

"damn, this is an expensive party"
"I'll give 'em three years, tops"
"I can't believe he's actually marrying her. I hope it doesn't change him."
"oh ****, I'm already wasted and there's another 4 hours of free alcohol!"
User avatar #3 - anonemous
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(03/13/2014) [-]
My friends grand father at my friends wedding reception said - now they can **** without her father getting mad.....
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