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#1 - vixvaporrub ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #66 to #1 - mooncakes (10/12/2015) [-]
it me
User avatar #60 to #1 - blandbland (10/11/2015) [-]
Where's the chicken presentation
#14 - ballisticmistype (10/11/2015) [-]
>Nat 20 on your diplomacy check using Bluff
#10 - vladhellsing (10/11/2015) [-]
By God, he's right! Those are real numbers!
User avatar #65 to #10 - koholla (10/12/2015) [-]
this is no real number: 4i
User avatar #18 to #10 - Silver Quantum (10/11/2015) [-]
but how can they be real if our eyes aren't?
User avatar #36 to #18 - whyheloitisijimble (10/11/2015) [-]
You am not need eye for number heckhead

Can also do hear of what he say with ear. Ear am have real

If ear were not real, number would also not being real,
User avatar #38 to #37 - whyheloitisijimble (10/11/2015) [-]
It is always be do like it is be, no matter what they are make think of it be like it
User avatar #5 - austinboyer (10/11/2015) [-]
"But I'm saying words, which your brain registers as sound."
#3 - greekrascal ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
This guy is hero.
User avatar #92 to #91 - greekrascal ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
I will never not love that.
User avatar #93 to #92 - scandalouszander ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
<3
when ever i see you post the cat i HAVE to follow up
User avatar #94 to #93 - greekrascal ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #4 - shadowrated (10/11/2015) [-]
i learned nothing but learned so much
#28 to #4 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
"I understood nothing, but I learned so much"
"I learned nothing, but I understood so much"

I don't know which is more accurate, but they more ring than using "learned" twice.
#8 - cptantilles (10/11/2015) [-]
What if he had one lense.
#7 - thesweetscientist (10/11/2015) [-]
This reminded me too much of the bethesda's Fallout 4 presentation.
#80 to #7 - kimmu (10/12/2015) [-]
Praise Godd Howard
User avatar #24 to #7 - zomaru ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
Except you could be reading off racial slurs and if its a Fallout 4 preview in the background I would still be awestruck.
User avatar #32 to #7 - loganmadder (10/11/2015) [-]
It just works.
User avatar #22 to #7 - schneidend (10/11/2015) [-]
You mean the Fallout 4 presentation where he showed actual gameplay footage from the game, and not nothing?
#27 to #22 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
Todd kinda sounds like that though, throwing around a lot of terms and numbers and **** .
#30 to #22 - thesweetscientist (10/11/2015) [-]
Watch dogs presentation was cool too.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (10/11/2015) [-]
And? Completely different developer.
#33 to #31 - thesweetscientist (10/11/2015) [-]
Not the point.Try again.
User avatar #34 to #33 - schneidend (10/11/2015) [-]
But, isn't that the point? Ubisoft has a pretty piss-poor track record these days, whereas Bethesda largely appeases all but the most hardcore of it player base except for the unfortunate mess that was Brink. We've seen a lot of Fallout 4's gameplay, and it looks very solid. If I remember right, they showed very little actual gameplay footage of Watchdogs, with mostly in-game cutscenes, and very little driving, which turned out to be the worst aspect of the game. Can you draw similar parallels between those failings and Fallout 4? I'm afraid both having E3 reveals isn't very compelling.
#41 to #34 - thesweetscientist (10/11/2015) [-]
"See that mountain? You can climb it!"

Todd lies and overhypes **** like a ************ , and that's a well known fact.
User avatar #67 to #41 - viscerys ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Citation needed, bitch.
#96 to #67 - thesweetscientist (10/12/2015) [-]
A simple google search of "Todd Howard lies" will be more then sufficient.
User avatar #97 to #96 - viscerys ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
No it wouldn't. You made the accusation, you go to the effort of backing it up.
#98 to #97 - thesweetscientist (10/12/2015) [-]
It would and both of us know it.
Also, I don't give two ***** about you and your knowledge on the subject. So... Kindly, **** out of here.
User avatar #64 to #41 - JonathanNowFuckYou (10/12/2015) [-]
That ******* memento reference better be worth 1 good example of Todd telling a lie.
User avatar #45 to #41 - dennymyman ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
You could climb that mountain, though.
The radiant AI and over 200 endings in fo3 on the other hand, were ******** .
User avatar #43 to #41 - schneidend (10/11/2015) [-]
From what I've seen, Fallout 4 is hitting a lot of good points for me, like more perks being available at low levels (a fire-themed perk, in particular), and the crafting and settlement building both look great. And, that's the rub. We've literally seen those in action. There's nothing "hype" about it, it's a real thing that exists, has been talked about and shown, and I'm excited for it.
#46 to #43 - thesweetscientist (10/11/2015) [-]
Cool. But the question is how detailed is it. Again..

"Fallout 3 has over 200 endings"
#53 to #50 - thesweetscientist (10/11/2015) [-]
All of this is grand, but I'm yet to see it actually work in the final product. I personally am trying to watch the least F4 updates as possible, just cause as much as that game is going to be good, it will NOT be as good as they are selling it to be. I know it cause Todd is telling us it's good.
User avatar #54 to #53 - schneidend (10/11/2015) [-]
Seems really disingenuous to claim the game is this over-hyped disappointment waiting to happen but not watching or looking at any of the gameplay footage that this information comes from. It'll work in the final product more or less as we're seeing it, because it's only a month away. There's really no time to make major changes to the game. We already know things like full rifle stocks making the gun do more melee damage and be more stable when fired. These pictures don't even show all the parts, like the crank for the laser gun used in the gameplay footage. It will probably have perks to it that make it worth using even after you find some of these other upgrades, given it has its own animations that differ from how the laser rifle fired in previous games.
#58 to #54 - thesweetscientist (10/11/2015) [-]
Are you ******* retarded? Where did I even imply, let alone claim that Fallout 4 is a "over-hyped disappointment waiting to happen".

I even said: "as much as that game is going to be good" you ******* idiot. I'm shure the game is going to be good, heck I even can't wait for it to get out.
But what I have a problem with is Todd ******* Howard who ALWAYS ******* overhypes his games at presentations. Do you understand how this ****** up anyones expirience with the game? He says "Fallout 3 has over 200 endings" and were all like HOLY **** I'M GONNA GET THAT GAME NO MATTER THE PRICE CAUSE OF IT'S OBVIOUS REPLAYABILITY and then we get A ******* POWERPOINT PRESENTATION OF PICTURES IN DIFFRENT ORDER. And this is oversimplification of the problem, but this will have to do considering your simple minded thinking.

Furthermore "not watching or looking at any of the gameplay footage" is something you pulled out of your ass too cause if I recall correctly I wrote "I personally am trying to watch the least F4 updates as possible"
See the two big bald underlined words I pointed out just for you? Try to focus all of the 5 brain cells you have up there to figure out just why the **** I did that.

"There's really no time to make major changes to the game"

But there's more then enough to cut **** out. It happens, you know? Kinda like in that little game... I think you will remeber it... WATCHDOGS

You are the definition of a fanboy ******** .
You just made my blood ******* boil.

**** you sincerly and **** off.
User avatar #59 to #58 - schneidend (10/11/2015) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ, relax.
User avatar #11 to #7 - dennymyman ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
That's because it just works
#55 - wyrddarcnyzz (10/11/2015) [-]
I dunno, I learned the general patterns and mannerisms that many people use in speeches, in order to be able to look past them and see the content of the speech for what it actually is. Being able to make your own judgement in situations like these is a valuable skill. This talk is a lot more informative than he'd have you believe at first glance, with the overall satirical tone.
#2 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #2 - thatonesouthernkid (10/11/2015) [-]
god I want those two to ****
#21 to #12 - theemberblast (10/11/2015) [-]
Do you know their names?
User avatar #85 to #21 - thatonesouthernkid (10/12/2015) [-]
guy and wayne. they're from 2gag
#20 - mankey (10/11/2015) [-]
Watch out! He's obviously a distraction!
#57 - darkrush (10/11/2015) [-]
Seems about right.
User avatar #23 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
pretty much how i feel every time i have to write something for school
#73 - therealbadman (10/12/2015) [-]
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#62 - thefiveblade (10/12/2015) [-]
This is why when i tried to watch ted talks i gave up. Just sounded like those ****** schemes where they don't actually tell you anything for an hour, without forcing you to buy something.
User avatar #26 - bultar (10/11/2015) [-]
Excellent depiction of satire.
User avatar #56 - twentyseconds ONLINE (10/11/2015) [-]
when you have to write 8 pages on a topic you know nothing about and only found one article on it...
#68 - trashmaggots (10/12/2015) [-]
wow! two totally original hipsters (that are actually identical) at a TED talk? I guess stranger things have happened
User avatar #86 to #68 - cacti ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
"Those guys are much more attractive than I am. Guess I better make a comment on the internet anonymously to ridicule them and prove how much more superior I am to them."

You're probably beautiful. I'm sorry, baby.
#70 - removekimchi (10/12/2015) [-]
don't forget the greatest TED presentation of all time

Sam Hyde's 2070 Paradigm Shift
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