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Rubber band around balls - need help
Last night my boyfriend and I got a little buttmashed and when we were fooling around
he wanted to have sex without a condom. So we put a rubber band
around his scrotum to stop any sperm from coming out.
He didn' t take the rubber band off because he passed out afterward. Now he' s in the
bathroom crying and screaming and buyingthat his balls are really big and purple and
he won' t let me in!
Please help, I don' t know what to riot!!!
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User avatar #11 - rocketmanpartybus
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(10/14/2013) [-]
thats how male sheeps testicles are removed :p
#76 to #11 - oborawatabinost
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(10/14/2013) [-]
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And male humans
User avatar #25 to #11 - Ariados
Reply +120 123456789123345869
(10/14/2013) [-]
how are female sheeps testicles removed?
User avatar #63 to #25 - captnnorway
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(10/14/2013) [-]
SheepS ... Nevertheless, why do you people know this?
User avatar #62 to #25 - Mozzak
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(10/14/2013) [-]
I think they use something that wraps their scrotum with a ring of some sort so the balls just rot off after a couple of days since no blood is coming into them. It's more-less more humane than chopping them off with a knife.
User avatar #42 to #25 - daskull
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(10/14/2013) [-]
According to our dear rocketmanpantybus, they leave the sheep, crying in the bathroom.
I believe the Ram will there have a tearfild goodbye with his two loved once. And when he feels ready, he will proclaim his new title as a "wether".

The testicles on the other hand, has another agenda, and often end up as oral entertainment for the human servant.
User avatar #45 to #42 - daskull
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(10/14/2013) [-]
The male sheep often feel betrayed by his former testicles, and turns to sex change to further distance itself from its former I.

hence a female sheep is born or made
#7 - YourName
Reply +59 123456789123345869
(10/14/2013) [-]
Relevant?
Relevant?
User avatar #10 to #7 - klokwork
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/14/2013) [-]
Yes. Oh god yes.
#1 - anonimperiumreturn
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(10/13/2013) [-]
Oh dear lord
Oh dear lord
#6 - zombiedictator
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(10/13/2013) [-]
So much no
So much no
#3 - laxwarriord
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(10/13/2013) [-]
Felt mine tighten a little
Felt mine tighten a little
User avatar #4 - spiceycoughdrop
Reply +25 123456789123345869
(10/13/2013) [-]
Oh good then at least one of those idiots won't be having kids.

#22 - lolollo
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(10/14/2013) [-]
Guys, I fear my testicles may never recede from my torso this time.

Send help.
#15 - sadistikal
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(10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - spookyghostparty
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(10/14/2013) [-]
God, I really hope these two don't reprodu- oh, wait.
#2 - sniffythebird
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