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Rubber band around balls - need help
Last night my boyfriend and I got a little buttmashed and when we were fooling around
he wanted to have sex without a condom. So we put a rubber band
around his scrotum to stop any sperm from coming out.
He didn' t take the rubber band off because he passed out afterward. Now he' s in the
bathroom crying and screaming and buyingthat his balls are really big and purple and
he won' t let me in!
Please help, I don' t know what to riot!!!
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Submitted: 10/13/2013
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User avatar #11 - rocketmanpartybus (10/14/2013) [+] (6 replies)
thats how male sheeps testicles are removed :p
User avatar #25 to #11 - Ariados (10/14/2013) [-]
how are female sheeps testicles removed?
#7 - YourName (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Relevant?
Relevant?
#1 - anonimperiumreturn (10/13/2013) [-]
Oh dear lord
Oh dear lord
#6 - zombiedictator (10/13/2013) [-]
So much no
So much no
#3 - laxwarriord (10/13/2013) [-]
Felt mine tighten a little
Felt mine tighten a little
User avatar #4 - spiceycoughdrop (10/13/2013) [-]
Oh good then at least one of those idiots won't be having kids.

#22 - lolollo (10/14/2013) [-]
Guys, I fear my testicles may never recede from my torso this time.

Send help.
#15 - sadistikal (10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - spookyghostparty (10/14/2013) [-]
God, I really hope these two don't reprodu- oh, wait.
#28 - rabidaardvark (10/14/2013) [-]
And i thought getting them caught in your pants zipper was bad
And i thought getting them caught in your pants zipper was bad
#51 - bval (10/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This is basically what happened.
WARNING: DO NOT LOOK IF CURRENTLY EATING, OR PLANNING ON EATING ANYTIME SOON!

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User avatar #54 to #51 - cmndrfatty ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
*clicks link*

Oh Dear Mother of Jesus ******* Christ on a Bicycle,

I immediately regret this decision.
#21 - cuppycakechick (10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 - garin (10/14/2013) [-]
anyone remember the pain of removing an elastic band from your wrist or something and it caught a hair?
User avatar #57 - inametoasted (10/14/2013) [-]
Once i was gonna ********** and i was fairly new to it so i used some kind of soap thingy i found in the bathroom.

After about 2 days my ballsack dried out and all of the skin got stiff and if i broke/bendt it it would cause such an immense pain that i wouldnt even touch it. So i pretended to be sick from school so i could sit still on my computer all day so u wouldnt have to go through that pain at school. After about 5 days it went back to normal. One of the worst experiences in my life i was terrified the entire time and i didnt want to tell my mom.

10/10 wouldnt do again
#40 - emostrawberry (10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - whycanticaps (10/14/2013) [-]
that's how my one cats balls got removed

as a side note, never trust an older Filipino lady with a jar full of rubber bands
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