Way ahead of you. . Guy If you live to be loo, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people... like claim you ate a every single day. Alu,
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Way ahead of you

Guy
If you live to be loo, you should make up
some fake reason why, just to mess with
people... like claim you ate a every
single day.
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Submitted: 07/18/2014
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#8 - abcdxyz (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"So what's your secret to living to be 100?"

"Racism."

#11 - imposant (07/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"Masturbate 3 times per day"
"Masturbate 3 times per day"
User avatar #1 - aczzoh (07/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
or worship satan
#12 - renier (07/19/2014) [-]
******					 Pine cones, man.
****** Pine cones, man.
#18 - pebar (07/19/2014) [-]
They're very nutritious.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
If I live to 102, I'd have seen 3 different centuries, if only briefly.
User avatar #6 to #5 - demigodofmadness (07/19/2014) [-]
That would make him 16. lern2math fagt,
#9 - giodude (07/19/2014) [-]
Never skip a day! Always Beat your Meat!
#22 - monkeybotlove (07/19/2014) [-]
I swear they make it by sheer luck.

Unless they're asian, I think they get racial bonuses.
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2014) [-]
"dont skip leg day"
User avatar #16 - cleateater (07/19/2014) [-]
What do you think those 100 year old ***** do?
User avatar #7 - holdup (07/19/2014) [-]
i would say its coz i drank pinecone liquor.
User avatar #2 - sharknik (07/18/2014) [-]
This was the subject of an SMBC comic about 2 weeks ago.
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