Way ahead of you. . Guy If you live to be loo, you should make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people... like claim you ate a every single day. Alu,  Way ahead of you Guy If live to be loo should make up some fake reason why just mess with people like claim ate a every single day Alu
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - abcdxyz
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(07/19/2014) [-]
"So what's your secret to living to be 100?"

"Racism."

User avatar #19 to #8 - wotterpatch
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(07/19/2014) [-]
where's the giant tortoise, "Heil ******* hitler"?
#21 to #19 - hatesmlp
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#11 - imposant
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(07/19/2014) [-]
"Masturbate 3 times per day"
"Masturbate 3 times per day"
User avatar #15 to #11 - lunarmage
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Source?
User avatar #17 to #15 - perform
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Kiss x Sis

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User avatar #1 - aczzoh
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(07/18/2014) [-]
or worship satan
#4 to #1 - moistnuggests
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(07/18/2014) [-]
Interviewer:"Wow Boris, you have managed to live to be 100, whats your secret?"    
Me:_"Well Chuck, I'm a hardcore satanist. I've been ritualistically sacrificing goats (and other things), having routine orgies, and leading several rituals in the name of our dark lord for the last 80 years of my life, I have done the dark lord's bidding and he has blessed me with a long life"   
_   
Interviewer: "..."   
Me: "Praise Satan"
Interviewer:"Wow Boris, you have managed to live to be 100, whats your secret?"
Me:_"Well Chuck, I'm a hardcore satanist. I've been ritualistically sacrificing goats (and other things), having routine orgies, and leading several rituals in the name of our dark lord for the last 80 years of my life, I have done the dark lord's bidding and he has blessed me with a long life"
_
Interviewer: "..."
Me: "Praise Satan"

User avatar #13 to #4 - arguemango
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Satanists don't worship satan
#14 to #13 - anon id: 3151c7ff
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(07/19/2014) [-]
That's what they want you to think.
#12 - renier
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(07/19/2014) [-]
****** Pine cones, man.
****** Pine cones, man.
#18 - pebar
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(07/19/2014) [-]
They're very nutritious.
#3 - anon id: 0fb3eb2e
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(07/18/2014) [-]
If I live to 102, I'd have seen 3 different centuries, if only briefly.
#5 to #3 - anon id: 2ed30562
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(07/18/2014) [-]
So how's it feel like being 12?
User avatar #6 to #5 - demigodofmadness
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(07/19/2014) [-]
That would make him 16. lern2math fagt,
User avatar #10 to #3 - zaxzwim
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(07/19/2014) [-]
that sounds pretty cool and it would be impressive
User avatar #9 - giodude
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Never skip a day! Always Beat your Meat!
User avatar #16 - cleateater
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(07/19/2014) [-]
What do you think those 100 year old ***** do?
User avatar #7 - holdup
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(07/19/2014) [-]
i would say its coz i drank pinecone liquor.
User avatar #2 - sharknik
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(07/18/2014) [-]
This was the subject of an SMBC comic about 2 weeks ago.
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