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#7 - joens (12/06/2015) [-]
GIF
I'd like to see him try without that hat.
#82 to #78 - joens (12/07/2015) [-]
And then there's this as well
User avatar #14 to #7 - greyhoundfd (12/06/2015) [-]
Is that a reference to what I think it is?
User avatar #15 to #14 - joens (12/06/2015) [-]
To the movie or flames = faster?
User avatar #16 to #15 - greyhoundfd (12/06/2015) [-]
the movie
User avatar #17 to #16 - joens (12/06/2015) [-]
Top ****
User avatar #18 to #17 - greyhoundfd (12/06/2015) [-]
No I mean... nevermind.
User avatar #19 to #18 - joens (12/06/2015) [-]
I don't know what to tell you. Safety not guaranteed, referred to on purpose.

Its a gaming Laptop - Safety not guaranteed
#20 to #19 - Bad Man (12/06/2015) [-]
gaming laptop is an oxymoron
#54 to #52 - Bad Man (12/06/2015) [-]
>alienware
User avatar #56 to #54 - alarubra ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Assembling laptops from scratch is a pain, but you can do it, and be almost as good as a desktop rig for the same price range. Alienware is overpriced, but I've never had any problems with them, nor has anyone I know, and they're pretty beastly.
#39 to #20 - hurzg (12/06/2015) [-]
It has flames on it though.
#29 to #20 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Says bad man.
#66 to #7 - dnf (12/07/2015) [-]
i srsly thought you where implying he had a little chef
User avatar #1 - berengar (12/06/2015) [-]
And a really sharp knife.
User avatar #21 to #5 - quesocnkane (12/06/2015) [-]
how many hands does that guy have????
#36 to #21 - gromitsparkles (12/06/2015) [-]
**gromitsparkles used "*roll picture*"****gromitsparkles rolled image**   
enough
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enough
User avatar #37 to #36 - gromitsparkles (12/06/2015) [-]
oh, according to RNjesus he has 4, i think i disagree with him on this one
User avatar #45 to #36 - thealmightyantler (12/06/2015) [-]
roll bending *****
#33 to #21 - nerdking (12/06/2015) [-]
Yes.
#58 to #21 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (12/07/2015) [-]
I can't really put my finger on it, but it sure seems handy.
User avatar #70 to #21 - nicktrue (12/07/2015) [-]
I have been counting for about an hour now and I can conclude that he has at least six hands.
#42 to #5 - pebar (12/06/2015) [-]
it needs music
User avatar #68 to #42 - askafj (12/07/2015) [-]
at 0:19 he repeats the same step 3 times
User avatar #3 - hellomynameisbill (12/06/2015) [-]
I feel that a lot of that is wasted
User avatar #59 to #3 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
it is probably eventually gonna be cut into cubes for a fruit salad, so that isn't much waste
User avatar #63 to #3 - strangesir (12/07/2015) [-]
Who the **** eats the green part of a watermelon?
User avatar #43 to #3 - rebornpotato (12/06/2015) [-]
I work ina retail supermarket where cutting fruit is literally my job. A whole ******* lot more is wasted than you think, this isn't that bad though he really is just cutting the rind off which most people don't eat. But you cut a **** ton of fruit you stop caring about waste and just try to get as much done as you can.
User avatar #13 to #3 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
The parts real close to the watermelon skin (wall? idk what it's called) tasted different than the rest, it's not as sweet. So he does waste a little bit, but probably like 10% of it at most.
#9 to #3 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Looks to me like only a bit wasted on either end
#6 to #3 - gentledragon (12/06/2015) [-]
tbh I feel like in a restaurant speed is ideal , you can waste some of it as long as it comes out good and fast.
User avatar #11 to #6 - brobathehutt (12/06/2015) [-]
Bingo. With stuff like this you need it fast so it gets there fresh. You can't prepare everything in a restaurant the night before or the morning of some of it HAS to be made fresh and fast.
#64 to #40 - strangesir (12/07/2015) [-]
"SHE USES PANTENE, BUT I GOT WATAMELO'N TO KEEP ME CLEAN~"
User avatar #65 to #64 - majormoron (12/07/2015) [-]
They got helmets on their head
But I got a watermelooon instead
User avatar #80 to #65 - theoneaboveall (12/07/2015) [-]
He struggles to lift the weight
But i got watermalooon to keep me in shape
#24 - gamblingriverman (12/06/2015) [-]
**gamblingriverman used "*roll picture*"**
**gamblingriverman rolled image** so good
#30 to #24 - stubbyftw (12/06/2015) [-]
nice roll
User avatar #48 to #30 - stinkbugfrick (12/06/2015) [-]
Where's that from? And please tell me it's naughty and comes in english.
User avatar #55 to #48 - stevemachtwo (12/06/2015) [-]
from this thing called "Rondo Duo" made by Tinkerbell
User avatar #57 to #55 - stinkbugfrick (12/07/2015) [-]
Thank you. Let me just go blow my nose.
User avatar #38 to #30 - blockanator (12/06/2015) [-]
That is a very dirty reference you did there. and its super hot.
User avatar #75 to #38 - YllekNayr (12/07/2015) [-]
.......what is it?

Not like, what it's name is.
What IS it?
#85 to #75 - blockanator (12/08/2015) [-]
"Rondo Duo" mate, made by Tinkerbell it is mostly futa porn by the way
User avatar #86 to #85 - YllekNayr (12/08/2015) [-]
It's a...........comic? game? what?
User avatar #87 to #86 - blockanator (12/09/2015) [-]
Quite being a lazy bones and look it up. You are already in front of a computer.
User avatar #88 to #87 - YllekNayr (12/09/2015) [-]
I did.
I don't know what it is I'm looking at.
And I did specify when I ASKED you that I wasn't looking for the name, but WHAT it is.
User avatar #89 to #88 - blockanator (12/09/2015) [-]
Well you don't have to get all mad. It is a game and you can find it on this website.

You need to login to view this link

Am I done holding your hand now?
User avatar #90 to #89 - YllekNayr (12/09/2015) [-]
Not mad, but you can't really blame me for being annoyed at doing the thing I didn't want.

That being said, thanks for providing the answer.
User avatar #2 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Good thing fingers can be reattached
#41 - seamusmcmaximus (12/06/2015) [-]
Melon man walking home from work with his melon supplies
"Gimme your money, phone, keys, and shoes."
Melonman turns to find a someone holding him at knife-point.

"I hope you're seedless"
User avatar #62 - mvtjets (12/07/2015) [-]
Another shocking clip of watermelon abuse in factories, disgusting.

#GoCarnivore
User avatar #67 - heartbleed ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
That's a sharp ass knife damn...
#44 - mrdarp (12/06/2015) [-]
Not enough black jokes in this thread.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a black man?

Watermelons can feed a small family.
#46 to #44 - lolfacejimmy (12/06/2015) [-]
No one riots if you skin a watermelon

One is fun to shoot at and see the damage it causes and the other is a melon

#74 - alpako (12/07/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image** absolutely orgasmic
User avatar #72 - junkiejunkmcjunk (12/07/2015) [-]
The black mans Jesus that's funny on two levels cause he is hispanic
#69 - trollnoscopy (12/07/2015) [-]
i wonder how many times hes cut his fingers doing that
User avatar #60 - malinko (12/07/2015) [-]
I used to work at a buffet and they had watermelon and id have to cut like 50 of them a day. this actually isn't as hard as it looks.
#71 to #60 - jasperthefennec ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
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yet neither of you can do it this quickly and this accurately, which is the impressive part.
User avatar #83 to #71 - malinko (12/07/2015) [-]
how the hell do you know? I can do it just as quick with small rounds like this guy is using.
#84 to #83 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
Whatever you say, watermelon-champ.
#61 to #60 - peebze (12/07/2015) [-]
I work in a produce department and cut our fruit, can confirm. A sharp knife, steady hand, and its not hard.
#50 - handless (12/06/2015) [-]
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**handless rolled image**that's one sharp knife rith there
#49 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Dick whisperer.
User avatar #10 - thatdrummerguy (12/06/2015) [-]
Solid NHRA hat brev.
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