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User avatar #18 - dishesaredone (10/29/2013) [+] (57 replies)
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#7 - muffinssnuffims ONLINE (10/29/2013) [+] (19 replies)
How many ******* times do I have to explain this **** :

The water they use in the bottle requires more processing because people care more about how it tastes, so they have to remove ******** more harmless minerals and the like and THEN they have to add more back in so it "tastes right" because otherwise ********* will complain that it "tastes like chemicals" when it's completely fine.

They don't have to do as much for soda because the sugar and flavoring covers all that. Seriously though, if they didn't do all that stupid unnecessary **** with the bottled water people wouldn't buy it anyways even if it was super cheap. If people weren't such idiots about it they wouldn't have to, but people are stupid so the companies have to deal with it as best they can.
#39 - vlandis (10/29/2013) [-]
Coke's Recipie has been stolen twice. Both times the robbers contacted Pepsi to try and sell it. Pepsi then contacted the FBI.
#52 - gpandthefergs (10/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#12 - include (10/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#72 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Penn and Teller Bullsh*t! - Feng Shui _ Bottled Water (Full Episode).flv

Here's the full episode done by Penn & Teller on Feng Shui and bottled water.

And by the end people buy bottled water even though it says it's tap water in the small print, so when all boils down to it, it's not about fair pricing, it's about people being idiotic enough to pay these excruciatingly high prices for plain old water.
User avatar #22 - Kulthozuer (10/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#106 - Absolute Madman (10/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You are hardly paying anything for the water itself...what you are paying for is the bottle and the convenience of having water wherever you go. You are paying for CONVENIENCE, not really the water, and that is the point people dont understand. Go ahead and get an empty bottle, fill it with tap water, and be on your merry ****** way, dont bitch about expensive water because its not. IT also depends on the brand of water, you are paying for a name and convenience. Also, a gallon of water is .99 cents at walmart. Dont forget that each place it goes through when being delivered, charges some delivery fee, so by the time it gets around a couple stops it costs more, by the time a store buys it, it costs more than it should, stores have to make a profit. THERE is more to it than being "fooled" into buying bottled water. Idk. The people who collect it, bottle it and ship it, have to get paid also. Look at it like this, you pay for the name and a bottle, and they throw in some water.
User avatar #109 to #106 - eight (10/30/2013) [-]
Coca Cola isn't made from water?
#1 - snugglebutt (10/29/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Rain comes from the ocean and other big gaps filled with random water.

Animals live in this, they poop in it and the bacteria of poopies travel with the rainclouds from said water. Catching rain with your move is close to just getting a mouth full of poop. ( Kind of. )

Sorry to be thatguy
User avatar #17 to #1 - toastedspikes (10/29/2013) [-]
Hate to break it to you, but so ******* what?

Every time you breathe you inhale thousands of dissipated farts. Every time you eat you swallow millions of particles of helmet fromage. Bottled water makes as much sense as bottled air.

Actually, come to think of it, Tokyo does have "air bars" where you pay to sit and breathe purified air...

Okay, bottled water makes sense if you have no access to clean water.

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#70 - niggastolemyname (10/30/2013) [-]
YFW i get my water from a well not really
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#153 - underhatten ONLINE (10/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Capitalism baby!
User avatar #158 to #156 - badmotorfinger (10/30/2013) [-]
capitalist nations have been the most successful throughout history.

"Democracy is the worst form of government. Except for everything else that's been tried"
User avatar #213 - milthyfoustache (10/30/2013) [-]
Where I live in the UK a bottle of coca cola is about £1 and a litre bottle of water is like 80p and is often on offer for like 50p as they are awkward to carry cos they are bulky as **** so no one buys them
User avatar #182 - kupowrath (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Where dafuq can you get 67 ounces of coke for 99 cents?
User avatar #175 - huntedfuckedyou (10/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
only in america.. german master race! that sounds so wrong..
#146 - hentaisweetie (10/30/2013) [-]
Water is essential for life. I've heard of people dying from drinking too much cola.
Water is essential for life. I've heard of people dying from drinking too much cola.
User avatar #111 - cfeuer (10/30/2013) [-]
or ya know...12oz cans are 75 cents, 20oz bottles are 1.25

a 24pk of 16.9oz brand name bottled water is 4 dollars.
#104 - sketchysketchist (10/30/2013) [-]
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I can get a 5 gallon container of water for $1.50 and a reusable water bottler for a buck.
People are just too stupid to realize that bottled water is a scam, but are too thirsty to realize it.
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