Watch me move. Now call 911.. I remember I one time tried to do DDR on Expert...I can never go to that arcade again.
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User avatar #3 - tatsuichiyo (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember I one time tried to do DDR on Expert...I can never go to that arcade again.
#14 - serotonin (10/07/2013) [-]
Bonus points for not being asian
Bonus points for not being asian
User avatar #19 - childofnephilim (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm like a leaf on the wind.
#18 - dagramcraka ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
I have no suitable reaction picture... So I give you Moon Moon.
#17 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
My god, Ron Weasly's gotten fat...
#16 - erpetrich (10/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - icameheretotroll (10/07/2013) [-]
Does he gain weight by excercising?
#13 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
finally i worth challenger for monty
finally i worth challenger for monty
#12 - LarsGoes (10/07/2013) [-]
does anyone have the link to that one on pown.it?
User avatar #11 - spasticpuppet (10/07/2013) [-]
God damn nano battleships
User avatar #10 - redtooth (10/07/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, at Valve HQ...
User avatar #9 - wickkles (10/07/2013) [-]
If you guys wanna watch my fat ass play DDR I has old ass video...

www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4313774/Me+playing+DDR/

I've gotten a million times better since this.
#8 - weinerdick (10/07/2013) [-]
SETI: 61 percent   
   
There is another organization that uses the acronym SETI -- the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence. And while I respect their desperate efforts to tell star monsters where we are, my system of 			****		 Eaten vs. Thinkable Impact measures things far more impossible than extra-terrestrial life. For instance, everything in this video.   
   
H- Hhow!?   
   
Every time you add a pound of fat to your body, you also add 3.5 miles of blood vessels. This kid was dancing at a rate of 7 Footlooses per second, and in order for his heart to pump enough blood to his feet for that, it had to summon an otherworldly amount of energy. Ancient wizards called this technique "witchcraft." Modern scientists call it the same 			*******		 thing.   
   
If they have the Internet in the afterlife, all of Sir Isaac Newton's friends posted this on his Facebook page with the comment "lol u were wrong about everything." If every action had an equal and opposite reaction, then everything below this kid should be dead, including the Earth. Watch when he finishes moving his feet like a falling cartoon and he begins his dismount from Dance Dance Revolution's 2-inch platform. He braces himself with his hand and still manages to leave a crater in both the arcade game and the floor. SETI Fact: Inertia refuses to be mocked by the obese.   

			
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SETI: 61 percent

There is another organization that uses the acronym SETI -- the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence. And while I respect their desperate efforts to tell star monsters where we are, my system of **** Eaten vs. Thinkable Impact measures things far more impossible than extra-terrestrial life. For instance, everything in this video.

H- Hhow!?

Every time you add a pound of fat to your body, you also add 3.5 miles of blood vessels. This kid was dancing at a rate of 7 Footlooses per second, and in order for his heart to pump enough blood to his feet for that, it had to summon an otherworldly amount of energy. Ancient wizards called this technique "witchcraft." Modern scientists call it the same ******* thing.

If they have the Internet in the afterlife, all of Sir Isaac Newton's friends posted this on his Facebook page with the comment "lol u were wrong about everything." If every action had an equal and opposite reaction, then everything below this kid should be dead, including the Earth. Watch when he finishes moving his feet like a falling cartoon and he begins his dismount from Dance Dance Revolution's 2-inch platform. He braces himself with his hand and still manages to leave a crater in both the arcade game and the floor. SETI Fact: Inertia refuses to be mocked by the obese.
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User avatar #5 - jackingskibf (10/07/2013) [-]
legend has it. the first step he took off that DDR pad. he broke his ankle.
User avatar #2 - dissectedtesticle (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
how is he that fat
#1 - bananerty (10/06/2013) [-]
he protects his virginity with the power of dancing
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