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User avatar #22 - SuttBex (01/07/2016) [-]
#BeACunt2016
User avatar #130 to #22 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
your profile pic is a perfect reaction image
#6 - tarekmig (01/07/2016) [-]
******** bitch, if he cheated in the first place why the **** would he agree to a matching tattoo
#8 to #6 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Because he thought he got away with it and by getting matching tattoos he shows that he "loves her" and can continue ******* bitches on the side without her doubting him since, they do in fact have matching tattoos.
#98 to #8 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah but why would he get a tattoo with a girl he doesn't intend on staying with forever. you'd have to be pretty ******* stupid to get matching tattoos with someone that you're cheating on.
User avatar #116 to #98 - drpenguinz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
he propably intended to stay with her forever but also to stick his noodle into other grills?
#197 to #116 - drewjitsu (01/08/2016) [-]
Not a good chance of working out, tattoo is still ill advised.
#217 to #197 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Maybe not but happens a lot
User avatar #239 to #98 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
People get married while cheating on their partner, it's not that they don't think they love said partner, but they want their cake and to eat it too.
#199 to #98 - ygdosst (01/08/2016) [-]
People who cheat on their partners are bad at understanding normal, healthy relationships.
News at 11
User avatar #74 to #8 - Zaxplab (01/07/2016) [-]
Is that the line of reasoning you'd use if the man did that to the woman?
User avatar #17 to #8 - tarekmig (01/07/2016) [-]
How did you know in the first place that he knew that he got caught? She could be spying on him, and found out that he cheated, so she asked him for identical tattoos. and if this was real then the guy is complete moron for not breaking up with her and continue to **** bitches.
#28 to #17 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Cheaters continue on with life assuming they're not going to get caught.
I assume she found he was cheating but carried on as usual, convinced him to get a matching tattoo and left as soon as he got it.

He would've got the tattoo because it's just a minor step to make it appear as if he's a loving boyfriend, usually those types of tattoos are small so it wouldn't really matter to him if it meant nothing.
#20 to #17 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
The guy is a moron regardless of the circumstances. Seeing as he did cheat after all.
User avatar #36 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
the cheating boyfriend one i can sympathsie. cheating on someone is a cunt move and a tattoo as revenge is pretty good.
#121 to #36 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
But it's the only one people are talking about apparently. "Oh that darn cheater." No one flies off the handle about cheating women, which is the majority no matter how you slice it. The ones who do get told to stfu "tired of anti-feminist".

So out of all these other horrible posts and ideas these women are having, the only one you bother to make a comment about is supporting the one who deserved it, and not about how terrible the rest of these people are?
#180 to #121 - thetallbeverage (01/07/2016) [-]
"No one flies off the handle about cheating women".

************ when I found out my girlfriend of 4 years that I had a duplex with was ******* a heroin addict, you better believe I flew off the handle.
User avatar #216 to #121 - coldclaws (01/08/2016) [-]
There's always the one person/group of people that make it into a gender issue, rather than just seeing it as people being retards.
User avatar #38 to #36 - inuares (01/07/2016) [-]
Agreed.
#4 - chimayor (01/07/2016) [-]
#howtocreateamurderer2016
#19 to #4 - beastmawd (01/07/2016) [-]
because someones feelings got hurt? pathetic
ppl are so soft now a days its no wonder sjws get triggered by retarded shiet
**** off
#29 to #19 - spacemanae ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
actively playing with feeling with the intend to be mean is not good. here and between friends you know it's all in jest. but those girls are actively trying to hurt someones feelings
User avatar #213 to #29 - elcreepo (01/08/2016) [-]
The girls aren't actually doing this, just making a joke out of it I hope
#206 to #29 - osamacare (01/08/2016) [-]
>replying to bait
User avatar #33 to #29 - beastmawd (01/07/2016) [-]
so? Girls like playing with feelings. They want their feelings to be played with as well.
Sure, they'll get mad at you from time to time but once they settle down they'll be glad it happened. Same with sadness, jealousy or whatever... they want to feel, they want drama. Just listen to some girly pop songs and youll see.
#34 to #33 - spacemanae ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
they might want drama. i sure as **** don't, i ******* hate it as does most men. i don't like playing with their feelings, as do most civilized people
User avatar #35 to #34 - beastmawd (01/07/2016) [-]
>'i dont like playing with their feelings'
if it gets you laid why not
#87 to #35 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
if you just wanted sex then all you gotta do is find a 1 night stand, no fuss, no muss, and you get your rocks off. but things like this justify men lying for sex then ditching them, there's no point in starting a serious relationship with anyone like that and when they end up a single mother as is the epidemic these days they'll probably continue to blame it on the father.
#97 to #35 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
I responded to your comment #19 before i read these and I regret it now. You're clearly autistic. Just for ***** and giggles though: "if it gets you laid why not" I'll set aside the atrocities against grammar, but could you please tell me how many times you've been laid? Not to be rude and I am sincerely not trying to sound funny, but you sincerely sound like someone who has never even seen a tit. "They want their feelings to be played with..." No mature person wants that, it is a waste of time and it is painful.
#201 to #35 - elky (01/08/2016) [-]
And here I thought FJ had finally got rid of all the ****** theme accounts now that we're into 2016
#49 to #35 - spacemanae ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
you can't be serious...because i'm a decent human being who isn't a salty strictly anti-sjw prick who thinks getting laid makes it ok to hurt people
#207 to #29 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
this guy's just a ****** troll. look at his account.
#89 to #19 - thesecretbear (01/07/2016) [-]
Ya'll just bit hard on this one.
Ya'll just bit hard on this one.
User avatar #205 to #89 - tojimajia (01/08/2016) [-]
I love the ignore all function.
User avatar #23 to #19 - chimayor (01/07/2016) [-]
> **** off
Cause I made a relevant joke, right?
On Funnyjunk?
OK tough guy
User avatar #54 to #19 - theasexualgamer (01/07/2016) [-]
How do you keep getting off hide all?
#146 to #19 - thecrayzeeman (01/07/2016) [-]
>current year+1
>acknowledging beastmawd
#157 to #19 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Despite your red thumbs, I think you're kind of right.
Some of us are a little too sensitive, but as a society, it's becoming more okay to be sensitive about things openly, which drags us down quite a bit. It's good and bad.
User avatar #160 to #157 - ikweetnietmeer (01/07/2016) [-]
So men should continously be less sensitive so some women can be total bitches with these kinds of actions.
#177 to #19 - breathor ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Says commander Mad.
User avatar #129 to #19 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
guise is this a troll i'm not sure...
#141 to #129 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
check his comment lvl, maybe
#118 to #19 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Throughout history lots of people have been killed because of stuff like this. A lot more have killed themselves. Your emotions are a critical part of who you are and your mental health.

Thinking feelings aren't important or don't decide whether you live or die is literally the most ******* retarded **** I ever did hear, and I once tried to explain to an SJW why they were ******** .
User avatar #115 to #19 - drpenguinz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
look its simple...if everyone gets angry at this **** there is no arguing about it
you are alone with that opinion, so go **** yourself
#94 to #19 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
You seem to be drawing a comparison between intentionally manipulating/leading someone on and offhand remarks that people fly off the handle about.
User avatar #83 to #19 - langweilig (01/07/2016) [-]
guys you gotta thumb up bad trolls
#81 to #19 - installation (01/07/2016) [-]
Hey, that feelings being hurt only counts when it's not us who get our feelings hurt!
User avatar #55 to #19 - lean ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
How do you think most murders happen? Accidentally?
User avatar #226 to #4 - reapermaster (01/09/2016) [-]
sheeit you weren't wrong
User avatar #227 to #4 - ashadowguy (01/09/2016) [-]
it happened
User avatar #228 to #227 - chimayor (01/09/2016) [-]
They fricking begged for it!
User avatar #237 to #235 - chimayor (01/10/2016) [-]
We have to go back Marty!
User avatar #238 to #237 - tapeworms (01/10/2016) [-]
Look what you did. It's fake though, unfortunately
User avatar #230 to #221 - yujisakaii ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
yeah but thats fake
#223 to #221 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't know who you are, or why you were red thumbing me while having me blocked- But you can go **** yourself?
User avatar #222 to #221 - chimayor (01/09/2016) [-]
Holy cow.
Did I just... naa
User avatar #232 to #231 - chimayor (01/09/2016) [-]
Am I being called for witness?
User avatar #63 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
How to get everyone to hate you 101.
Except when the dude cheated. He kinda deserved that.
#16 - macabron (01/07/2016) [-]
These ladies will grow up and get some of that tasty domestic violence.
#15 - englishamazon (01/07/2016) [-]
Karma gonna bite them in the ass real hard
#132 to #15 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
*karma ganna **** them in the ass.
#136 to #15 - emptysuperman (01/07/2016) [-]
lol, no it won't. I've been a bastard for decades now and ain't **** ever happen to me. My life is great! All you faggots can do is give me red pinkies that don't mean anything!
User avatar #171 to #136 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
Is that why you call yourself empty?
Cause nothing means anything?
User avatar #173 to #171 - emptysuperman (01/07/2016) [-]
No, cuz I emptied my balls into ur mom
User avatar #178 to #173 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
Glad she found someone, so she doesnt have to be lonely anymore
User avatar #179 to #178 - emptysuperman (01/07/2016) [-]
I left as soon as I knocked her up. I knew the kid would grow up to be a huge faggot FJer named admiralen.
User avatar #181 to #179 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
So after all this time it turns out youre my father?
This is some star wars ****
User avatar #183 to #181 - emptysuperman (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah. Except your mom's a slut that licked my b-hole and I want nothing to do with you.
User avatar #184 to #183 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
You would want people to lick your bootyhole
Pretty gay i tell you hwat
User avatar #185 to #184 - emptysuperman (01/07/2016) [-]
Feels good, man. Don't knock it until you try it.
User avatar #186 to #185 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
Will you help me and do it?
User avatar #187 to #186 - emptysuperman (01/07/2016) [-]
Asking your father to lick your b-hole...

This is why I left.
User avatar #189 to #187 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
I figured since im the son of a bastard and youre a total faggot it would work out somehow
User avatar #190 to #189 - emptysuperman (01/07/2016) [-]
Just ask your mom. She's so hungry for my cock she'll eat your ass clean because you share some of my DNA.
User avatar #191 to #190 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
Thats not gay enough
User avatar #192 to #191 - emptysuperman (01/07/2016) [-]
>>#184
But you just said having someone eat yo ass is gay, even if it's a woman.
User avatar #193 to #192 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
I wanna go into the gigaqueer range dad
I wanna make it so ****** up that if anyone was watching their erection would be killed and never come back
#194 to #193 - emptysuperman (01/07/2016) [-]
Saved for later use.
User avatar #195 to #194 - admiralen (01/07/2016) [-]
Im so happy dad
Its like you got one of my drawings and put it on the fridge
User avatar #218 to #136 - englishamazon (01/08/2016) [-]
My good fellow, being a shallow, empty, cold hearted mother ****** works for some people. May even work for you. After all, if you see something you want, why share it? Or who cares how many people get hurt on the way? Reap what you sow my friend, it won't affect you now, but years later when you look back, at all the pain you caused or all the chances one has missed, and the thoughts of wouda should could. And there will be nothing on this earth that you can do about it. THAT, is the sweet, sweet taste of regret, and it has the power to bring great men to their knees. And I hope these cunts feel that for toying with men's emotions as if they were playthings.
User avatar #219 to #218 - emptysuperman (01/08/2016) [-]
>you'll regret it later, i swear!

I could say the same to you with the same certainty (which is absolutely none). You'll look back and wish you didn't care so much what others thought. You'll wish when you're old that you just took life by the balls and said " **** you" to everyone that got in your way.
#220 to #219 - englishamazon (01/09/2016) [-]
True. That also could be an ass biter. For many I would imagine in their old age have wishes they could do things differently. I however am a self confessed sentimental fool, who in 50 years time may go 'damn, I shouldn't have let that twit walk all over me like that.' I just don't like the idea of those willingly hurt people because they can, or its fun. Plus, before if you said this type of crap face to face to someone 10yr ago, it would be forgotten. A man would be bruised yes but it would pass. With social media things are seen and recorded so easily you can't get away with this stuff as much. So, one of these walking vaginas are 'wantin a reel man', nice guy with money see's this, thinks 'hell naw' and she's tossed to the kurb. Then she's thinking, 'why can't I get a nice guy?' And then she's in some ******* with 5 Daquans and a guy who don't give a **** . BOOM! karma.
#72 to #15 - Enobrin (01/07/2016) [-]
And then they'll call it misogyny.
#122 to #72 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
And the moment they do, they'll get a whole movement behind them just like the rest of the feminists. The male who got screwed over will be made to look like a villain.
#10 - jellykuba (01/07/2016) [-]
He continues going to college anyway, majors in something in high demand, shuns his social life to study, graduates at top of class, starts his own company, she finds out and comes to gold dig from him, he keeps her at arms length for years before bringing her closer for a wonderful date only to end it by leaving her with the check and a screen capture of the tweet he saw while angrily unfollowing her.
User avatar #234 to #10 - civilizationv (01/09/2016) [-]
thats some count of monte cristo **** .
I LIKE IT
#147 to #10 - thecrayzeeman (01/07/2016) [-]
Movie-level revenge. I like it.
#133 to #10 - hillbillypowpow (01/07/2016) [-]
Damn son it's just a joke
User avatar #211 to #133 - thesoulseeker (01/08/2016) [-]
Is it? Because as you can clearly see a lot of people don't find it difficult to accept that there are people who would do **** like that seriously.
User avatar #24 to #10 - brantod (01/07/2016) [-]
but he might not have gone to as good of a collage as he could have
#99 to #24 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
Well if its America, there really aren't any decent choices unless you're a millionaire.
#88 to #24 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
wont matter very much if he starts his own company.
#44 to #10 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's nice to pretend.
#170 - imasasquatch (01/07/2016) [-]
Crazy sh*t.
#155 - isolovegames (01/07/2016) [-]
#MakingSchoolShooters2016 I can't wait for the new wave of Eliot Rodgers.
User avatar #188 - syfygeek (01/07/2016) [-]
2016: the year men stopped listening to women entirely
#42 - gedoushinken (01/07/2016) [-]
They've been doing these for a long time, now it's a trend?
#138 - drfaust (01/07/2016) [-]
To be fair, this started in response to a #WasteHerTime hashtag going around. Both sides on twitter are being cunts, don't pretend it's only the women doing this.
User avatar #145 to #138 - tmbg (01/07/2016) [-]
I guess that makes me feel a little better
User avatar #41 - kharmelion ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
IT crowd mentioned
Swell with countdown teapots and sea park fire
#32 - tazze (01/07/2016) [-]
don't worry gentlemen, gynoid girlfirends with customizable personalities and tastes are just around the corner
any moment now...
we'll finally be free of the female gender and we'll kiss it and humanity's future goodbye
User avatar #212 to #32 - thesoulseeker (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm just gonna say that there's probably going to be a comparable level of demand for robots from women. Though smaller, because they don't earn as much as men.
User avatar #46 to #32 - thatdemonbaneguy (01/07/2016) [-]
I am okay with this.
BRING ON THE ROBOTGIRLS
#9 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
This one happened to me once


I was so ******* pissed
#101 to #9 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
be glad it was only once.
User avatar #159 to #9 - Virt (01/07/2016) [-]
happens to me all the time
my favorite part is im ok with it but when i wanna hang again they just block me
wew
#11 to #9 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
read: I bought my friend dinner and she didn't **** me.

heaven forbid you do something kind for a friend without them being obligted to suk ya dik, right guys?
User avatar #12 to #11 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
right
because every guys intention when going on a date is to end up *******


nice generalization
User avatar #113 to #12 - sackit (01/07/2016) [-]
Besides if he wants her to be his girlfriend that is all sweet and stuff, but if she is not in love with him then she should really not do it.
I dont think love is somethign you choose and just doing things for the socialise part is normal. ive done that with friends of both gender
#13 to #12 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
your comment literally stated that you got pissed because you bought your friend dinner and they hugged you for it. No part of that is angering in the slightest. You did a kind thing, they were grateful, end of outing. Why get angry unless you wanted to bang? That's the context presented in the content...
User avatar #14 to #13 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm not going to try and explain everything that happened
because my situation was not word-for-word exact with the picture
but something very, very similar
Do I have to explain to you in every detail what happened that day?

#27 to #14 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
So you're angry that your friend thanked you for paying for their meal?
I don't get it.
The only reason you would have to be angry is because she didn't **** you.

So.. you get angry she didn't **** you and then say that you weren't aiming to **** her?
I just...
Wat?
User avatar #40 to #27 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
please re-read >>#12

never once did I say I was angry because we didn't ****
Not all people get angry because they don't ****
Literally all you think of people wanting to go on dates is to ****

no
not everyone wants to **** on the first ******* date
jesus christ
get your mind out of the gutter
#53 to #40 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
that is the actual, for real, right there, literal, in life purpose of this content. Everyone knows it, that is the meaning of the hashtag. You then proceeded to comment on that content about agreeing with its message. You are generalizing us anon's intent here, we don't always expect sex from a date, but we do expect someone to understand that saying "This one happened to me once" means that it happened to them once, and "I was so ******* pissed" to mean they were upset with something.

You went to diner, got thanked, and then got ******* pissed.

It's okay to want to have sex with someone, man, really.
#59 to #53 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
It isn't just that men want to **** . If I am going out with a girl. To dinner, I might want her to be my Girlfriend, Which should granted at some point include ******* . But it isnt just to get laid.

If you are taking her out to be her boyfriend, you dont want to just be friends. You are looking for a relationship. And all she has done is used you for a free meal. Like you are accusing peanutsaurusrex of using her for sex.
User avatar #58 to #53 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
where does it imply #wastehistime is to ****

where does it say that
where
User avatar #64 to #58 - oxidoferroso ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
boy and girl go on a DATE implying they are (or want to be) something more than friends
boy pays meal
boy takes girl to her home

He wanted to **** and she cockblocked him in a bitchy way
If you are not interested in the man, don't let him pay your dinner, don't let him drop you on your house, and don't pull the 'best friend' ******** right when you are leaving, etc

Jesuschrist, why are you acting like you don't know what is this about? You admit it happened to you in your first comment, and then go full white knight saying it wasn't like that
User avatar #66 to #64 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
My first intention when typing the 1st content was not about *******


It was about
"Hey, This happened to me before, but not the I want to screw the thing with vagina part"


Excuse me for not getting the screwing part when I type a comment on FJ
#67 to #66 - oxidoferroso ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
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**oxidoferroso rolled image**Considering you said 'it happened to me' and not 'something similar happened to me', you are in fault here

don't get bitchy because people think you got mad for not getting pussy when your comment said exactly that
User avatar #68 to #67 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
My comment didn't say exactly that
learn to read

This whole thread is a bunch of >IMPLYYYYYING

People can still get pissed after a failed first date
I was aiming for a relationship, not for *******
#69 to #68 - oxidoferroso ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #69 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
What a great, and thoughtful response
Thank you for your contribution
#106 to #70 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
dude, either you're getting trolled or they're ******* retarded. Everyone knows that by asking a girl out to dinner that you are exhibiting interest and that the "best friend" comment indicates that she was never interested to begin with. This means that in that scenario, she knew you were interested and just used you for free food. Everyone knows that. Ignore the troll/retards, whichever they are.
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#104 to #67 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
i didnt think he said that because his comment didn't actually say it at all....but i'm not autistic so...
#103 to #64 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
He's saying that he wasn't trying to **** her, not that he wasn't trying to date her.
#102 to #53 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
Try this: Maybe he offered to buy dinner, which is a clear indication of interest. Not to say that he wants sex at the end of the day, but perhaps another date that could develop into a relationship. The side hug and "its so great to have a friend like you" comment imply that it was never a date in the first place, which makes it loathsome for someone to have agreed to it in the first place because it got their hopes up. If she wasn't interested, the right thing to do would be to state that or at the end of the date to explain that she isn't interested. Making that comment makes it seem like she was just using him for free food from the beginning and letting him believe in a mutual interest that didn't exist.
#123 to #11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
The point of taking someone out on a date is to get to know them better and show that you are ROMANTICALLY interested. Which does involve a certain physical connotation, that you are interested in knowing them as a person, and knowing them sexually because you are attracted to them.

This never said anything about "I took my friend out for some dinner, wasn't a date, just some dinner. Hurrr hurrr got no sex." Like you not only implied but straight up said. So **** you, virgin.
#158 - superbla (01/07/2016) [-]
"Tonight on the only girls in their group without boyfriends 101"
User avatar #164 to #158 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
this hashtag got nearly a million tweets and was trending all day yesterday
#166 - grizzledick (01/07/2016) [-]
These are all horrible.

Except the Tattoo one. That's one's good.
#175 to #166 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
yeah that's not wasting time, that's straight up vengeance.
#225 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
This is understandable though, like, completely. Hell, doesn't even have the hashtag.
#236 to #225 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
If it's even true.
Because at the end of a bad breakup even if you weren't she probably gonna say you were a lazy cheating short dicked abuser. Cuz bitches fight with their mouths, cuz nobody hits them in theirs.
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