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War: Iran-Iraq War

 
War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman. Two actually, but that's a story for another day. Alright you war junkies, i'm here to give you your fix. So Iran-Iraq War started on September 22, 1980 when Iraq invaded Iran.


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War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Spoilers, my government, the US of A, we were involved in both sides. Who gave money and weapons, and other stuff? USA. Anyway, this is a long war, 8 years, let's get this moving. Iraq bombs Iranian airfields, military installations and economic targets. Iranian air force retaliated with an attack against Iraqi military bases and infrastructure.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Iraq ready to cease fire if Iran accepts its rights over Shatt Al Arab. Tehran rejects it, see Iran wants to topple Saddam, Iraq wants to annex east of the Shatt al-Arab. On November 10, Iraq captures Khorramshahr, at least 7,000 dead on each side.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Israel got involved, no surprise, their warplanes destroy a nuclear installation near Baghdad. Iran regains Abadan on Sep 29 1981. But this came after a failed Iranian operation to destroy the same installation. Israel just finished the job. Under strong Iranian counterattack, despite flow of shekels and guns to Iraq from the west, Saddam Hussein offers to withdraw from Iran in order to end the conflict. Iran makes peace conditional on payment of reparations; and launches major offensive in the south course it fails.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Iranian troops. Anyway, so Iranians launched their major armoured offensive from Dezful in the direction of Susangerd, but they went and pushed with no infantry support, and exposing their flank. You know how good that was for the iraqis.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

And with the exposed flank and no infantry from the armored push, the largest armored battle of the war happened. The iranians had M60 and Chieftain tanks while the iraqis had T-62 tanks. Oh i forgot to mention earlier, the iraqis sent SCUD missiles to population.


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War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Iranians did a sneak attack on an airfield in Iraq called H3, they destroyed a lot of iraqi planes. Okay okay, so now the Iranians brought human wave attacks. Iraqis described it as civilians with no logistics. What's a human wave? Remember in WWI when they sent out their troops on a charge? or when Japanese soldiers did a banzai charge? yeah thats a human wave. Operation eight inam happened and ended an iraqi siege, however iraqi tanks ambushed and iran lost 20 chieftains. Uhm, Operation Tariq al-Qods saw use of iranian human wave attacks, which eventually showed the faulty iraqi logistics. logistics win wars kiddos.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

On 22 March 1982, Iran launched an attack, by the way this is the british made chieftain. I told you, the west supplied both iran and iraq, anways iran attacked iraqi forces and took them by surprise. The battle ended decisively in Iran's favour, and Iraqi forces were driven away from Shush, Dezful and Ahvaz. But, but but a but but, the iranians destroyed about 320-400 Iraqi tanks and armored vehicles, but they lost a hell of a lot as well.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

70,000 Revolutionary Guard and Basij members struck after their own airforce destroyed a lot of iraqi air craft and established air superiority. Saddam said to his troops to not lose the city of Khorramshahr. To be honest, holy **** , this was a hell of a battle. Let me hit you up with the casualties, 19,000 Iraqis surrendered to the Iranians. A total of 10,000 Iraqis were killed or wounded in Khorramshahr, and the Iranians took 30,000 casualties


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Yeah, child soldiers, both sides had them althought iran used more, cough, how ******* sad is that? Being a child soldier, hell i hope none of you under 18 are forced to fight, i hope none of you ever have children that are forced to fight. Now iran invades iraq, 180,000 troops, Iranian guards wanted to capture the city of baghad to hopefully end the war before their weapons shortages affected them more. Thiswas heavy fighting, human wave attacks, both sides fighting hand to hand, iranian infantry throwing grenades into tanks, but after a few days of the offensive and the iranians seizing almost 10 miles, their advance was stopped and like holy **** , reading the battle, human waves, armored warfare, helicopters destroying and stopping iranian tanks, it's heavy stuff. The offensive was a disaster. Iran in 1982 did not do anymore large scale attack. Although they tried to attack and capture the city of mandali, but when iraq reinforced the city, Iranians could not take it.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Iran on 6 February 1983 launched operation Fajr al-Nasr, or before dawn for you who dont speak haji, let me tell you this, Iraq troops put alot of mines, and some they couldn't replaced but that did a lot of damage to the iranians. Iraqis attempted to push back but could not due to massive amount of iranian, i almost spelled armenian, i'm really tired sorry, i'll finished this before 4, i promise. So iraqi troops could not fight offensively and therefore were ordered to fight defensively and not lose land to iran. So iran lauched 10 dawn operations, which by i believe the fourth, the iraqis used chemical weapons agaisnt the kurds, oh yeah the kurds were helping iran.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Fun fact, the iranians at the beggining outnumbered the iraqis, but eventually after much spending on defense as well as increasing the draft, by 1984, the armies were equal in size but the iraqis had more tanks. Iranians on February 15 1984, 250,000 iranian troops faced 250,000 iraqi troops as the iraqis attempted to stop the iranians from seizing the Basra Baghdad highway. On 24 February Iranian infantrymen crossed the Hawizeh Marshes, they eventually took the islands there, but holy **** , iraqi air force shot down 49 of 50 iranian helicopters, fighting was in water 6 feet high and something kinda funny, but really ****** up happened when the iraqis put a live electric wire in the water and electrocuted iranians, when the iranians were close to the highway, they were pushed back by iraqi troops.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

So the war was hard on both sides, so iraq tried to get the iranians to respond so badly that the super powers would get involved. and by that i mean more involved than how we were before with funding and weapon giving. So iraq attacked iranian shipping. it was bad, and the US threatened to get involved if Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz. So Iraq also spilled its spaghetti and accidently hit the USS Stark, killing 31 and wounding a lot more. The Iranians accidently attacked two soviet ships.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Also, the Iraq began bombing, sending missiles and chemical attacks on iraninan targets, mostly civilian. iran usually scrambled fighters and intercepted those fighters. About 1,500 civilians died.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

In 1985, Iraq was able to attack for the first time in years. however, they did not get the chance to advance much when attacking the marshes captured by the iranians. Iraq started the bombing campaigns once more, and iran retaliated by sending SCUD missiles again. Iraq attacked again in 1985 on failed. Iran retaliated and were finally able to break through reach the Basra Baghdad highway, reach the tigris river but saddam used chemical weapons again. Eventually iranian troops were cut off, and pushed back with iraqi troops recapturing the Basra Baghdad highway.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

February 10 1986, 30,000 Iranian troops captured Al Faw, iraqis failed to recapture the city, twice. Okay after that iranian troops tried to take Umm Qasr, but failed causing 10,000 Iraqis and 30,000 Iranians casualties. Saddam declared a new offensive against Iran after the capture of AL Faw, and took the Iranian border city of Mehran. Iraq said they would exchange it for Al Faw, but iran refused, and took the city back by force.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

On 25 December 1986, iran launched a diversionary attack to Umm al-Rassas which when defeated, the iraqis pulled back. Course when the main attack came, most iraqis had pulled back leaving the area very lightly guarded. Eventually the Iranians began pushing through heavy iraq defenses set up prior, but when the iraqis began reinforcing the islands, the iranians did the same thing and the iraqi air force combatted the iranian airfoce but the fighting became a stalemate and the iraqis took outa great amount of iranian troops that they pushed back to the original positions.


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War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

It was a big mess on both sides, the air attacks and tanker attacks continued, and eventually the US sent Navy Seals to capture an Iranian mine laying ship. UN passes resolution to stop fighting and go back pre-war boundries, iranians considered this since it would benefit them and iraq would not keep territory it took.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

Hoping to get even more favorable conditions, six attacks and counter attacks happened ended in thousands of deaths on both sides civilians and military alike. Iraq threatened to gas the iranians and iran saw no one would stop them and the civilians were not protected for gas attacks. On 20 July 1988, Iran accepted Resolution 598, showing its willingness to accept a ceasefire.


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

But Iraq being the dick it was, authorized a final attack to Tehran in the hopes of capturing it after the ceasefire. The iranians defeated the Mujahadeen-e-Khalq, and Iraq faced a lot of scrutiny for it. Fun fact because of this war, it was the reason why iraq invaded kuwait, because they were so broke. Now take these numbers with a grain of salt but its the average numbers ive found, Iraqi casualties are estimated at least 105,000 to 200,000 killed, Iranian casualties are about 200,000 to 220,000 killed


War: Iran-Iraq War. Alright, let's go back to Iraq but this time with Iran. I took a few days off because reasons involving a mosin nagant, a gorka, and a woman

I know this isn't part of the war, but i'm getting this, it's a digital flora gorka uniform. why? i'm going innawoods in november and me and a few buddies are gonna go dick around in the woods. Well this was the iran iraq war, another pointless bloodbath that solved nothing, made the US hated even more, made the rich richer and well killed a lot of people will try to upload once a day again.

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#26 - sirfistalot (09/29/2015) [-]
Broooo I have the same one!
#82 to #26 - chuchiereaper [OP]ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
Finally got it yesterday
User avatar #29 to #26 - chuchiereaper [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
BRO!
Beetlejuice Hermano
Love that Remove Kebab patch
#39 to #29 - sirfistalot (09/29/2015) [-]
Removing kebab is healthy for you, and your country.
9 out of 10 Slavs recommend removing the kebab since 12 - 23rd century.

But seriously tho, I ordered it from one Polish guy, but since I m from Slovakia the shipping was pretty cheap. Its pity that my gorka is little bit worn out and its not so water resistant anymore.
User avatar #42 to #39 - chuchiereaper [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Never forget to remove kebab each day for a healthy day. I got mine from this website that buys them from Russian, exports them to poland and sends them worldwide. Shipping wasn't so bad, better than US shipping for the same thing.
User avatar #81 to #42 - sirfistalot (09/30/2015) [-]
Was it Frontowiec?
#47 to #26 - ablakguy (09/29/2015) [-]
Im so sorry. Your face was just perfect and I couldn't resist.
#74 to #47 - sirfistalot (09/30/2015) [-]
Ahahaha,perfect!
#3 - navien (09/29/2015) [-]
so you're saying we should invade iran?
#5 to #3 - chuchiereaper [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
....Sure. You go right ahead first, i'll be right behind you, don't worry I'll follow but you rush up first.
#8 to #5 - navien (09/29/2015) [-]
Yes , let go invade China .
User avatar #33 to #5 - zutraxsi (09/29/2015) [-]
Nvm, found it
User avatar #35 to #33 - crotchlesshotpants (09/29/2015) [-]
Share the source with me please...
User avatar #38 to #37 - crotchlesshotpants (09/29/2015) [-]
Thank you very much. Its a beautiful song.
User avatar #32 to #5 - zutraxsi (09/29/2015) [-]
I'm sure this was in one of your war comps, but what is the song to that?
#17 - vladi ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Have fun dicking around in the woods with your "buddies".
#18 to #17 - chuchiereaper [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for the camo, we will
#13 - lean (09/29/2015) [-]
Fun fact, probably out of place, but I think it was Persian gulf war, basically a continued conflict from this one:
On the ground task invasion of Kuwait to ouster the Iraqi militants, then lieutenant colonel James Mattis appropriated a large number of Mobile SAM batteries for his battalion despite low probability of aerial assault. When asked why in debriefing, Mattis replied, " I don't expect you to know this having been out of the field for so long, but you can actually aim those missiles right down on to the horizon, and god damn if they aren't intimidating."
#65 - garuda (09/30/2015) [-]
>MFW trying to read this
User avatar #15 - hetzerdk ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Buy yourself a normal gorka (without camouflage). You can then use it in cities without people getting histerical about you.
#16 to #15 - chuchiereaper [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Please, I moved to a city where people go out in hunting camo as regular clothes, I don't think they'll mind me using the jacket, and i'm pretty sure the camo will help me... blend in with the locals. Thank you florida.
User avatar #19 to #16 - hetzerdk ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Well then it sounds like you live around nice people.
User avatar #20 to #19 - chuchiereaper [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
I rather live here than back home in California.
#64 - chaosmike (09/30/2015) [-]
this has terrible grammar and writing style. its sounds like a foreign middle schooler writing exactly how he would talk.
User avatar #9 - donbionicle (09/29/2015) [-]
The only thing I wish these comps had were a few more maps, because most of these places you mention I have no point of reference for. I know it's late, but maybe making comps between 3-4 AM is not the best idea to begin with? Just Super Saiyin.
#56 - foreverwithme (09/30/2015) [-]
My dad was in this war, there's pictures of him and his comrades, I'd post them but unfortunately I dont have them atm
#57 to #56 - foreverwithme (09/30/2015) [-]
My dad was fighting for Iran
#54 - Smashyy ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Ask an Iraqi who's father was part of the war anything.
#21 - floran ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
being innawoods is always fun
User avatar #24 to #21 - chuchiereaper [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
Always fun.
#25 to #24 - floran ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
fun fun fun~
User avatar #28 to #25 - chuchiereaper [OP]ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
I'm already scared now.
#58 to #21 - drenforcicle (09/30/2015) [-]
That floran looks so wrong it hurts.
#59 to #58 - floran ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
well it is a pixel'd game and even official art from the game draws Florans and other races differently.
Is up to people's creativity to imagine the details of them
#62 to #59 - drenforcicle (09/30/2015) [-]
Still. Lips? On a plant? I understand its art, but it usually goes with the same theme of a bug-like mouth most of the time, like in this screenshot
#66 to #62 - floran ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
In that Floran agrees
Lips are ugly
User avatar #10 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
This is my black tweets comp. MOAR !
#23 - earchie (09/29/2015) [-]
Can you do Winter War comp?
User avatar #83 - doctorronan ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
fact: this is the only war to have the only helicopter dogfight in history
User avatar #80 - muxammle (09/30/2015) [-]
Do a Indo-Pak war comp. And if you do, please mention me.
#79 - thisisaphallus (09/30/2015) [-]
do Texas' war for independence
#76 - allegedaccomplice (09/30/2015) [-]
I give you my go to Henry Kissinger quote when talking about this war. “ it’s a pity they both can’t lose.”

I liked this post, still do even though he and I disagree to some extent. Yes both sides were supplied by the west, hell I'm almost positive the Soviets threw in some guns an stuff, why? Once it started everyone wanted them both weakened and beaten down, cause they knew they would eventually start some **** with the jews. Jews would win, they always do cause they are much smarter and more industrious, they can build their own weapons, they took the Sherman tank and made the Super Sherman out of it and used it in the 70's. If either had done too much to the Jews, well then you might have the Jews rampaging all the way to Baghdad or farther. Talk about a giant damn mess in the 80's if that had happened. Then the oil supply is ****** up and we have to go in. Better if they kill hundreds of thousands of each other. Saudis had plenty of oil until that war was over.

The Jews, their religion doesn't stop them from being smart about war fighting and defense. For some reason after the the Muslims got kicked out of Europe, they've not been worth a damn at war fighting or defense. Fought their way into Europe but got kicked out and haven't been the same since. ISIS maybe different though, they may have relearned how.

So why invade Iran Alleged?, you might ask. To get the nukes and nuke program and get out, no more staying anywhere. Yeah Iraq woulda worked out had the GOP won another term but **** sooner or later the dems were gonna win the presidency and then leave it. WE ARE STILL IN EUROPE 70 YEARS AFTER WWII. Why? we didn't want to have to come back and fight there again 20 years later in 1965. Iraq cost too many lives and too much money to leave it to ISIS nutjobs. In hindsight we shoulda took out Saddam for violating the damn ceasefire, A HUNDRED ******* TIMES, and then left.

If the young who protested in 09 used our being there as the distraction needed to take out the mullahs and start Iran over again, even better. But do it themselves I say.

Oh and the WMD, according the the NYT lately, it was there and some of it still is. I read about a unit tasked with finding it during the war and after. They'd find some but they knew they'd have to setup a perimeter to wait on the disposal team, **** being caught out in the boonies of Iraq without enough guys to really defend a perimeter, they'd just blow it themselves and head back to a safer spot. Some of them are ill to this day from being too close to dat **** .

#69 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
This would make a great video game. Oh wait.
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